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[neger psykolog]

Things are not going very well in paradise for the k-farms penultimate favorite sweetheart couple Chantal/Foodie Beauty & Salah (affectionately known as Salad, which is something Chantal will never eat and also a clever play on words relating to the fact neither of them will experience cunnilingus during their lives)

Despite the fact they currently reside in a literal war zone and the IDF and other forces are conducting active air strikes and other serious military actions within just a few miles on Chantal's position - it seems Chantal's current priorities are strange and she is placing pretty ridiculous demands upon Salad:

This July, she is throwing another bitch fit in Syria because Salad "is using the war as a convenient excuse" not to get her ice cream. (Yes, she really said that).

I hope whatever you are getting out of this arrangement is worth it in the end, Shitboy.

Yes you are reading that correctly - despite the fact she already has type 9 diabetes, sporadic electricity access (which impacts her CPAP machine working), is in an active war zone and has actively ruined Salad's life by ignoring his repeated earlier pleas that she not come to Syria she is trying to get him to go risk his life in the middle of the night so that he can go and procure her some ice cream.

Apparently this current tantrum of hers is reminiscent of one she had in Kuweight about a year earlier:

It was last July when she was throwing a tantrum for two hours straight because the Simpsons Donut store in Kuwait was closed at 3am.

Discussion starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chanta...-foodie-beauty.36883/page-10024#post-22028615

 

[Relinquish]

Heartbound, an Undertale clone created by Jason Thor Hall / Maldavius FAGtree's company, PirateSoftware, had its page on Wikipedia deleted as it was deemed to be "insignificant"

Post in thread 'Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec'

Today at 3:22 AM

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>An editor has nominated this article for deletion

Spoiler: Wikipedia jannies arguing over this

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Read more here if you want -> https://archive.is/g2MAx

UPDATE: The Wikipedia Jannies has agreed to delete this page.

Spoiler: Archive

https://archive.ph/gy8Tz

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[Jotch]

The Life Is Strange 1 MATI playthrough bounty expires in just over one week.

Thread 'Lost "Life is Strange" MATI episodes bounty'

Jul 27, 2024

Hello,
I am on a quest to finally complete my MATI archive once and for all. Unfortunately, as many know, the Life is Strange playthrough episodes 2,3 and 4 are missing due to the loss of stream.me.

It is still possible that someone out there downloaded the stream and has it saved somewhere. I find it probable that those individuals may still use the Kiwi Farms.
For any chance for this to actually happen those individuals need to A. Notice this request and B. Dig around and actually remember that they had it.
To achieve sufficient notoriety and to make it worth people's while to dig...

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Post in thread 'Lost "Life is Strange" MATI episodes bounty'

Jan 2, 2025

NOTICE OF BOUNTY TERMINATION​

This bounty has not been claimed and attention has died down.
In the interest of freeing my funds I state that the bounty will be called off on EOD July 28th, 2025 GMT.
A bounty may be accepted after this date but no promises are made.

• Jotch

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Let this serve as a last call for claims, I hope something comes in.
I might honor the bounty in the future but I cannot make any promises.


E:
A claim has come in for every episode, I made this post on schedule before I had checked the thread.

K

Post in thread 'Lost "Life is Strange" MATI episodes bounty'

Yesterday at 9:11 PM

@Jotch @Null I have some files.

Spoiler: Episode 2

$ ffprobe Life\ is\ Strange\:\ Chapter\ 2\ -\ Mad\ at\ Video\ Games.mp4
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Input #0, mov,mp4,m4a,3gp,3g2,mj2, from 'Life is Strange: Chapter 2 - Mad at Video Games.mp4':
  Metadata:
    major_brand     : isom
    minor_version   : 512
    compatible_brands: isomiso2avc1mp41
    title           : ''
    encoder         : Lavf56.15.102
  Duration: 02:05:00.25, start: 0.000000, bitrate: 2667 kb/s
  Stream #0:0[0x1](und): Video: h264 (High) (avc1 / 0x31637661), yuv420p(progressive), 1920x1080, 2500 kb/s, 30 fps, 30 tbr, 16k tbn (default)...

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If this bounty claim checks out it would mean a claim of the full 6 XMR prize.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Jim Fucking Sterling's SON has skipped a Monday for the first time since starting the Jimquisition. Come discuss whether this will actually matter or if nothing ever happens. Best hurry, you have maybe 2 days max before we stop talking about Jim until next week.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Another Pajeet plane hit a college building. But this time it's a muslim pajeet from Bangladesh.
And I'm not making this up but Islam is part of his name.

The pilot, Flight Lieutenant Md. Taukir Islam

 

[Vibralldo]

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In a baffling turn of events, Aaron's attorney has withdrawn just 2 days before Aaron's hearing to extend his HROs against Nick Rekeita and Patrick Melton.

Another total Balldo victory imminent?

EDIT:

Aaron's lawyer claims he left due to "unforseen circumstances" and recommends another continuance to allow Aaron to get a new lawyer.

From /r/steeltoeboringshow -
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link - https://www.reddit.com/r/SteelToeBo...eseen_circumstances_request_for_continuation/
archive - https://archive.is/E8AxK

 

[D_Tractor]

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has been referred to the DOJ for criminal perjury charges.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-22040019

 

[Paul-Denton]

Ross of Accursed Farms has released a new video covering some recent news regarding Stop Killing Games, as an anonymous complaint has been filed against the movement within the EU commission. Their claim being that Ross' manpower dedicated to the movement represents financial backing that was not disclosed, rendering the movement fraudulent.

This is their estimation of the value Ross contributed through his work in pushing the initiative, which according to the complainant should have been disclosed as available funding.
Link to Ross' video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQN_ZA5WRpo
Complaint is attached in this post as well as linked in Ross' video description.
Discuss in The SKG thread or Pirate Software thread

 

[Karellen]

A new filing has appeared in the Poppy Diabolique slander lolsuit.

Poppy had 30 days to reply to the lawsuit. Poppy waited until 25 days later to find a lawyer and ask for a delay while insurance tried to find one. When insurance denied a lawyer, the clock started again and Poppy missed the deadline by a week.

Poppy’s victim’s lawyer points out everything Poppy did wrong in filing the answer + asking for Poppy to be sanctioned and summary judgment of $105,000 + court costs + attorney fees to be granted for improper filing and missing the deadline.

Legal docs + discussion here.