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After a very busy few days, I've finally released the first version of my UK Migrant Crime tracker map.

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I am asking for your weaponised autism to help get this map populated! Come and contribute in the thread or find the website link in the thread below.

Come and discuss, offer some feedback, or just call me a dumb Angloid here:

 
Do you own Minecraft?
Do you hate the fact they forced everyone to migrate to Microsoft accounts?
Did you lose your account because you refused to migrate?
Did you ever get attacked by Mojang because you "broke the EULA?"

Good news! They're getting sued, and you can join the class-action lawsuit.
All because they forgot to send a fucking "we updated our EULA" email.

Did you buy Minecraft before 2023, and had to migrate to a Microsoft account?
Did you ever get shit from Mojang because of a mod, server, or other content you made that "did not fit the EULA"?

Good news, since Mojang, and by extension, Microsoft both:
- Never notified anyone about EULA changes
- Enforced terms on the public only specified in contracts under NDA

They're getting class action'd by a fat swede, and you can join in too!
Since Swedish law works a bit differently, class actions are explicitly opt-in.
However, since this applies to 90% of minecraft players, you probably can sign up if you bought the game on anything but the microsoft store.
Come discuss the dumbest lawsuit on the planet against one of the biggest games ever made.
 
Nicholas Rekieta is now objectively FAT!
Update: Unfortunately, as pointed out by @Balldo's Gate, that is a doctored image. This is the original.

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Nick Rekieta continues to be many terrible and unforgivable things (bad parent, bad son, bad husband, bad friend, bad cook, bad driver, bad lawyer, bad streamer, bad Christian, bad citizen, bad homeowner, bad liar, bad druggie, bad human), but fat is yet to be one of them.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-actually-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-22267224 | Posted by @Balldo's Gate
 
Vito Gesualdi promised to release digital black and white downloads of his crowdfunded picture book "Superkiller" today. Did he?
You're as surprised as I am.

What was he doing this week instead?
Exhibit A: Defending Roblox
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(Schelp got 6 prosecuted alone.)

Exhibit B: Pussy
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(That's another obese scammer called Ethan van Sciver.)

Exhibit C: NO REFUNDS
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That's what you get for supporting a fat nonce.

Meanwhile, Eric July is planning to release ISOM action figures in stores. What did the Black man whose crime was tracing background objects like vases and coffee tables rake in this month?
$3,500,000.

#ComicsGate released ZERO physical pictures books so far.
Vito said his book will be out in October (in 2024), wanna bet if it's out by the 365th of October?
 
Observant user @Kiislova noticed the reflection of someone in Styxhexenhammer666's YouTube Play Button in a post last week. I zoomed in on the video and it was a female with long hair and glasses:


As I was watching one of today's videos, I saw something reflect in his sunglasses. Ah, a visitor again!
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Oh my, I sure hope nothing untoward is going to transpire, like that time Tarl groped @Laylithe during his debate stream:


Luckily for Styx, the latest video is just a woman flicking her bean in the corner while he records his video.


Come marvel at how the lanky Lothario keeps a harem on deck while streaming:
Discuss Here
 
The pajeet semi-truck driver Harjinder Singh who killed 3 people after an illegal u-turn on the Florida Turnpike has been arrested for vehicular homicide. it turns out that he is also an ILLEGAL ALIEN who was granted a CDL trucking license by the state of California despite his legal status in the country

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Discuss here
 
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Matt Kaufman, the Chief Safety Officer at Roblox, was discovered to have played some inappropriate games on his Roblox account, including a Condo game by Teddy, the creator who was gonna be apart of The Hatch.
Only seven hours after @Ruben Sim released his latest video, it has already been taken down on YouTube for "child endangerment". The video reviews fellow pedo hunter @Schlep and the cease and desist he received from Roblox after having multiple child predators arrested.
In case all this news wasn't bad enough, it turns out that Roblox has an arbitrary limit on how many games parents can block via parental controls.

That's right, if there are 101 sex games it's impossible to prevent your kid from playing one of them because you can only block 100.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-roblox-erotic-roleplay-community.199455/post-22267904
 
During the Gathering of the Juggalos—a music festival dedicated to the Insane Clown Posse (ICP)—Joshua "content king" Block spat on a nigger.

Discuss this and his other antics at the festival in the @worldoftshirts thread, starting here.
 
I apologise if you're sick of hearing about him but this will hopefully be the final update for a while: Adam White/Chibi has officially confirmed he lives in Japan.
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Come discuss in the thread how long you think he'll last before being deported for losing his job or doing something grossly inappropriate to a woman.

P.S. If any mods see this could you please check my Talk To Staff post here about getting a countdown added to his thread. Thanks.
 
Peetz, best known for being Chantal's cuck/simp/ex/former roommate made a big announcement on stream yesterday.

Our trans queen Ramona is now a plural system, also fronting as a welfare kween. For those who don't keep up with the antics of the little goblin, Peetz previously quit his job after inheriting $15k of Canadian funny money from the death of his father. It appears that money is now gone.

Discuss Peetz's job prospects in his thread, given his employment history has more holes than Nick Rekieta's brain.
 
To all WPlace Kiwis: A WPlace mod has given us clear and reasonable guidelines on how to behave to avoid getting the KiwiPlace nuked. Please follow these for the sake of our community.

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Discuss here:
Rivka has reached out to me.
All communication for the island will go through me now, Please do not bother them.

We have come to a reasonable conclusion.
 
“Dead Domain”, hulking shebeast, one of Keffals’s best friends, BreadTube video essayist, Anita Sarkeesian and Zoë Quinn defender and somebody who is so retarded he got owned by fucking Synthetic Man of all people has made a video about the situation regarding Kenneth “Nachisu Miku” Schulz and the ‘VTards’ group he is apart of.
The video itself is garbage and mostly regurgitates information found by the Kiwi Farms and others, but Dead Domain felt the need to make some rather dubious (to say the least) claims that Schulz knowingly allowed minors into his Discord server where NSFW content was being posted. There is no proof of this.
 
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Louisiana Attorney general Liz Murrill is now suing Roblox because of these ERP communities grooming kids and the lack of moderation on the site.
The lawsuit has been covered by a lawyer with a youtube channel called "Legal Mindset", known around these parts for covering the vile enemy's, Jason T Hall, potential violation of federal law, being "disloyal" to Nick Rekieta hurting his fee-fee's and making Ethan Ralph scream or something.
Roblox and Discord filed a notice of removal of civil actions under 28 U.S.C. §§, 1332, 1441 and 1446.
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You can discuss the lawsuit here

edit: added link + added historically accurate corrections
 
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Are you interested in Gachimuchi? Do you want to show your love to Billy Herrington? Just want to quote some gay porn with other kiwis? Lolcows of history now has a Gachimuchi Megathread. It's a work in progress right now, but come and hang!

 
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