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[Spunt]

Patrick Tomlinson has been served with papers by Jerry Jen, Quasi's lawyer, relating to the attorneys fees he accrued attempting to sue the internet for calling him fat.

Pat has clearly been told to stop replying to every single Tweet he receives to threaten its author with prison for felony fatposting, but is evidently unable to restrain himself and has replied to dozens of Tweets, only to delete his replies seconds after posting them. Truly bizarre behaviour.

Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-15979837

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Chelsea Lawrence is now retuning a positive result on the Minnesota Death Search, making her have much more proof of death than byuu ever had.

kiwifarms_killcount++;

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

After staying 67 days in a hospital and a nursing home following his fourth stroke, Jack Scalfani is returning home, likely because his insurance stopped covering his nursing home stay. He says he will go back to creating content right away, although it is unknown if he will or is able to do cooking videos anymore.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-r...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-15935313

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/female...mentary-school-killing-6.159226/post-15985297

Another (would-be) trans school shooter caught with a manifesto, maps, and directions on how to make 3D printed guns and bombs

 

[King Possum]

A woman named Rebekah Jomes who was a whistleblower against Florida governor Ron Desantis (and had previously been fired from her job at the University of Florida for cheating on her husband with a student) claimed that the governor had her son arrested in retaliation.



In reality, he had made threats to shoot up his school.



edit: removed a duplicate story about the MtF shooter that was posted above

 

[Nonronic]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/melani...woods-floraverse.5567/page-1783#post-15863965

GlitchedPuppet has begun a podcast series with their friends to discuss their community and its history. They provide their accounts on their experiences in audio format for what has already amounted to over 6 hours worth of parts.

 

[William Tyndale]

The Tennessee Legislature has voted to expel a democratic member for chimping out with a bullhorn on the floor of congress during an anti-2a protest.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tenne...gislature-for-his-role-in-gun-protest.161861/

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony infamy has been having a banner week. After calling Nick Fuentes a nigger multiple times while streaming on Cozy.tv recently he was also shoved out of the annual Patrice O'Neal benefit by his former bodyguard on Bill Burr's order

 

[Meat Target]

Chris Tyson, from MrBeast's channel, comes out as a tranny.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mrbeas...one-replacement-therapy.161952/#post-15995873

 

[William Tyndale]

Riley Gaines, an actual woman who had to swim against “Lia” Thomas, has been touring the country speaking out against trannies in womens sports. While speaking at San Francisco State University - and while under police escort - she was punched in the face by a tranny. She had to hide in a locked room for 3 hours before making her escape.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/riley...h-at-san-francisco-state.161969/post-16001189

 

[Duraznito]

The Pentagon's War Plans for Ukraine were leaked... in minecraft

 

[stets]

Jack Scalfani posts his first video in almost three months after being hospitalized for 67 days from eating himself half to death. Lots of quality content featuring a slurring, drooling retard - even including crying.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-16007032

 

[Duraznito]

Ethan Klein got scammed for 620K USD
Happy Easter!

 

[Richard Freeman]

Keffals is back from rehab

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

The Kiwifarms telegram is once again available for public preview, thanks to @Looney Troons and @Post Reply for pointing it out

Kiwi Farms

Announcements and coordination during downtime.

t.me

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-was-kiwifarms-down-for-two-days.162145/post-16012810

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/technical-grievances.16928/post-16008967

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/centurylink-qwest-layer3-blocks-kiwi-farms.140931/post-16014409

 

[Kyle Odom]

Alice from IP2, known lolicon and serial animal abuser, claims to have tested positive for HIV. She is primarily known for being a total whore and sleeping around the IP2 sphere and getting mouth raped by Ethan Ralph.

 

[William Tyndale]

Daniel Perry, a former army sergeant, shot and killed an Antifa faggot, Garrett Foster, in Austin, TX. This occurred after a crowd surrounded Perry’s car during a Burn Loot Murder protest and Foster pointed an AK at him. A jury has found him guilty of murder.

Texas governor Gregg “wheels” Abbott does not have the power to offer Perry a blanket pardon but is already starting the process to try and obtain one from the Board of Pardons and Paroles.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

After dipping on Null, Nick made a very brief on the Crowder show, he did say however he will reschedule with Null.
In the meantime farmers dug up his instagram and found out he follows a suspected sex hotel and gets chat logs where he says he "swing nation instagram reels" from time to time. Take of that what you will

Bonus: Drexel tried to defend why Nick would act gay while drunk.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Stonetosses's most famous comic becomes reality thanks to McDonald's.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/stonetoss-allegedly-formerly-red-panels.58889/post-15999737

 

[Shush]

Ethan Ralph accused his wife Amanda of being, the chief a-log.

This occurred when he found out she didn't buy a dress he wanted her to wear for the show. She claimed: "I don't go anywhere", "We should spend our money on things that matter", "I want dresses for Rozy".