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There's an absolutely batshit insane story in PG right now about a Phillipine Neo-Nazi gay tranny paedophile who was gaslit by one of his grooming victims into cutting off his own penis on video after having previously been trolled into eating shit and paying large sums of money for non-existent hookups with teenage boys. Be aware that OP is from the same discords that the trolling ops originated from and some posters have taken exception to that, but the OP is worth a read on its own merits as one of the wildest internet stories I've read in quite some time.
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Update on this story. Would you believe it's got even weirder?

Enquiring Kiwis have established a line of evidence linking the OP of the thread and the "minor" who trolled Spaikouz into slicing off his Mr. Happy as being the same person, as well as noting that OP is the only source of the claims that Spaikouz is a pedo at all, as well as other inconsistencies in their story. It appears possible that the OP of this thread is just some psycho who trolled a retard into mutilating himself, handing over money and eating dogshit. In response to enquiries from questioning minds, OP sperged out, revealing that:

1 - They are a militant anti-circumcision activist
2 - They believe that anyone who questions them is probably a foreskin-stealing Jew, because, and I quote:

depRaveD gIrl said:
Gaslighting like that is something 99.99% of jews do, since that race has a high verbal IQ they all gaslight similarly. It doesn't take a genius to detect your people
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Hold onto your foreskins everyone, it's getting mighty spicy!
 
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Nick Rekieta, on his show last night with his friend Drex, mused at length about the people predicting a divorce in his future. He says people speculate about his personal life because they are "allergic to having someone that they can look up to". This is a probable reference to the discussion on his thread, which Rekieta referred to last month as populated by "bottom-barrel Farmers". Rekieta then brings up Tiger Woods, saying "there is this need to break down a hero, no matter what size they are", before insisting he's not comparing himself to Tiger Woods.

Earlier in the day Rekieta streamed while driving to an appointment in his midlife crisis Mustang. The poster Rekieta has in the past called an "abject fucking retard" identified the location of the gas station he stopped at at the end of the stream, over 80 miles from the town where he lives. It turns out the gas station is across the street from a cosmetic surgery business that provides hair loss treatments.
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Balldo's Gate said:
Nick Rekieta, on his show last night with his friend Drex, mused at length about the people predicting a divorce in his future. He says people speculate about his personal life because they are "allergic to having someone that they can look up to". This is a probable reference to the discussion on his thread, which Rekieta referred to last month as populated by "bottom-barrel Farmers". Rekieta then brings up Tiger Woods, saying "there is this need to break down a hero, no matter what size they are", before insisting he's not comparing himself to Tiger Woods.

Earlier in the day Rekieta streamed while driving to an appointment in his midlife crisis Mustang. The poster Rekieta has in the past called an "abject fucking retard" identified the location of the gas station he stopped at at the end of the stream, over 80 miles from the town where he lives. It turns out the gas station is across the street from a cosmetic surgery business that provides hair loss treatments.
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In a slight addendum to the above, Nick had his virtual hearing on Zoom over Montagraph's lawsuit before his coping and has said he would be doing a react to the video. from the available audio of the hearing there are many lolsuit moments like:
  • Mark Randazza (Nick's lawyer) mentioning 2girls1cup early on
  • Schneider (Montagraph's lawyer) said Nick threatened to rape him and Montagraph. According to Nick because he said something like "I will fuck you up if this heads to discovery"
  • "The melon (Monty allegedly fucked) is not a watermelon -but it appears to be, a honeydew" - Mark Randazza
  • "This case is a joke, [...] it's two guys who talk smack on the internet"
BONUS: Instead of spending money on his lawsuit, Nick puts his money towards vanity plates on his balldomobile (Mustang).
 
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A former Rekieta Locals member who joined the farms (@Cynthia Behave) after getting banned is now sperging out at farmers in the Rekieta thread claiming the farms are a cult and admitting to being an alog and gayops (Farmer corroborated evidence here):
Cynthia Behave said:
My objective - for which I've made very clear - is to use my information, and anyone else's posted publicly, to create maximum chaos in Locals. It was very effective last night.
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This is probably Nick's first "proper" detractor. May the harvest be plentiful.

Nick also wants to buy an expensive Ducati (High end sports bike), despite being unstable to pilot his mustang. This probably won't end well because two wheels are inherently less stable than four.
 
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As we all know, a man would never dress as a woman to gain anything other than their god given rights to a wholesome gender euphoric existence, right?

Well some poor African college kid rocked a Niqab and managed to fool enough kangz that he beat his way through several rounds in an all female chess tourney in Afrika because as he said, he needed the money for college. Yes, this is the most wholesome version of that thing that totally never happens but it goes to show just how much this will happen. Sure, he wasn't helping girls use tampons or raping women in prison but clearly ID pol is some re-dic-u-lous shit.

Bonus points for clearly needing the money more than the sheboon.
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Extra bonus points for the BAMF Gitmo cosplay
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Not the most interesting happening but I noped the fuck out of the "left" when the NC bathroom bill was popping off and everyone was screeching how nobody would ever fake being a woman for anything.

Happy Ramadan!
 
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Breaking: TORswats, the swattings-for-hire service, has confirmed Patrick Tomlinson had ordered all the swattings of his house following Pat tweeting about the VICE article on TORswats in an attempt to cover his tracks. Hoping @Null sees this update before MATI ends.
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Update: We may be getting audio of Patrick's paid-for swattings. Pat is melting down & panicking on Twitter. This is all happening in real time.
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Update: SWAT call has dropped https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...r-realautomanic.65412/page-1725#post-16149511
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I have to tap out; will reformat this post properly and include further updates tonight.
 
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Creator Clash 2 has been concluded. Highlights include Icuckzz crying like a bitch, ChrisRayGun getting beaten up by someone 3 weight categories above him, and Sam Hyde laughing at them all.
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It truly was harrowing knowing not being able to sneed with my fellow INCEL HAYDURS about the event in real time. But holy shit, if there is an iDubbbz detractor heaven, we might have just gone to it. While the event was disappointingly competent from a technical standpoint, the event itself more than made up for it. Where do I even begin? :story:

-Dad apparently breaking several ribs of his opponent, the H3 helper guy. Sam was right, the guy would be a rapist if he could.
-Dad asking the WWE to give him a contract LMAO
-Chris Raygun getting toyed with by Last Minute Negro-- who apparently lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks-- until LMN eventually got bored and just pummelled him LMAO x2
-Some awful Crash Bandicoot skit that felt more in place in the fucking Game Awards than something from the mind that came up with Kickstarter Crap and Content Comp
-Arin Hanson with the cringiest walk out I've ever seen in my life. As if the event could not get gayer. Had some weird Sailor Moon outfit on and was wearing a fucking skirt. And he WON!!! HE FUCKING WON DRESSED LIKE THAT!! :story:
-Harley absolutely BEYOND FUCKING FELTED-- motherfucker got THROWN to the announcers table, was running from the wrassling guy the whole time (EDIT: Oh and I forgot, Harley wants to do a wrassling match with this guy now). Truly, I'm thinking, my euphoria is immeasurable and cannot go higher. But then, of course, the creme de la creme...

-The iDubbbz fight. That prematch interview... what the fuck has Anisa done to him? He legit acts like a lobotimised autistic child now. He is completely mentally broken. Seeing him walk out to the Reese's Puffs song was very bittersweet ngl.
-Surprisingly a closer match than I thought, but iDubbbz loses because Wasabi is just a better fighter, despite iDubbbz retard strength and tanking ability. Here I was on my way back home from a hotel with no sleep laughing at my barely lit phone like an insane person. Worth it.
-ANISA HAS BLEACHED HER FUCKING HAIR :story:
-iDubbbz literally bursts into tears. He just starts full on sobbing during the post-match interview. Alex Wasabi innocently insists that he needs to give boxing another go. He can't give up yet! He has so much heart! "I-if you i-i-insist Alex" Ian manages to choke out while the now blonde demon wraps her arm around his neck.

I am sperging at a nuclear level at this point, but I don't care. Total ayylawg victory. Total Candyman victory.
There was a post-match show as well but I tuned out at that point. I'm sure that if Anisa opened her mouth it was kino as well.
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Former Project veritas CEO, James O’Keefe, confronted Dylan Mulvaney at a hotel in LA to ask his opinion on female prisoners’ claims that they have been raped by “transgendered” male inmates while being incarcerated. When James began to approach Dylan, he was in the women’s bathroom, surprising no one. Dylan ran from the camera and escaped into an elevator to avoid being questioned. Suddenly the mouthy tranny didn’t have anything to say.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...d-day-__-of-being-a-girl.125421/post-16159321
 
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