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[Need4Sneed]

The UCI, the international cycling body has moved for disciplinary action against Rachel McKinnon formerly Rhys McKinnon, now Veronica Ivy. This stems from inflammatory Instagram posts made by McKinnon regarding the UCI's policy banning troons from competing in the opposite sex catagory.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dr-rachel-mckinnon-dr-veronica-ivy-rhys-mckinnon-rachel-veronica-mckinnon-foxy-moxy-sportisaright.49422/post-16715907

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Chantal and Salah have made it to Thailand from their apartment in Kuwait.
They both seem miserable, although Salah clearly wants to make the best of being a ‘travel vlogger’
They had a row of three seats between them of which Chantal took up two and three quarters. She couldn’t pull her tray table down, and so used the middle tray.
So, is this a visa run?
A ‘spite the haydurs’ holiday
Or a chance to marry legally and for Chantal to purchase weed for the first time in many moons?

Edit….’from Kuwait’

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Ralph Update

Continuing his Tweeting spree from Monday brought on by Harry Morris announcing Meigh has completely cut Ralph off, Ralph is now disowning his children, states he will never ever return to the United States, and continually calls Pantsu a pedophile.

Suffer horse.

 

[Londo]

The highly anticipated trial of Cyrax has been met with an anti-climax as it is pushed back one month.

A kiwifarmer had individuals on the ground to observe but not pozload my neghole; their report on the events of the day can be found Here.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

YouTuber, Farmer, and friend of Josh, Turkey Tom, has released a near hour long video on notorious troon pedo Giggly Goonclown.

PL | Onion

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick Rekieta, while in the shower, gave Null a two hour late-night call (extended cut here) wherein he tried to get Null to do something(?) about the posts on his thread about Nick going to Hedonism II and Drexel's own sexual degeneracy. When Nick wasn't getting what he wanted from Null, Nick claimed that he really just wanted to call Null from the shower to tell him how great his own life is and that KF sucks.

Nick and Juju (aka Dick Masterson) have since gone on social media to stir the pot by calling Null a robot who doesn't understand social cues and misrepresenting what Null said about Juju on Tuesday's MATI, possibly to bait a confrontation.

Edit: *fixed* clearnet links below:
late-night call
extended cut
sexual degeneracy
social cues
misrepresenting

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Following recent drama related to our autistic Br*tish friend @thegooddoctor and his meltdown on the forum, an extremely creative Farmer @Admiral Throbnelius wrote and illustrated a 10-pages Sonichu-inspired comic detailing and parodying those events.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Some nolifer with a thick accent made a long video about Alex 'YandereDev' Mahan, his history of nonce activities and the terrible community that exists around his eternal demo.

clearnet | onion

 

[Temperance]

Lolcow Becky Gerber (aka ArchivistBecks) has really gone off the deep end.
[.st Link] [.onion Link]

Like many other lolcows & insane people, Becky saw the new EFF article and threw a fit about how the EFF was "defending" Kiwi Farms. Becky started tweeting at an EFF employee (Corynne McSherry - @cmcsherr on Twitter) and made multiple outrageous accusations against Kiwi Farms.
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Uast3



https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ka7ay


Becky is claiming that Kiwi Farms users have...

1. Repeatedly told her they will only stop stalking her family if she kills herself.
2. Posted nude images of her from when she was underage.
   1. She later explicitly claimed that KF has been hosting child porn of her for years.
3. Stalked her parents in real life.
4. Stalked her (Becky) in real life.
5. Stalked her childhood nanny in real life (in Nicaragua, even!)
6. Somehow threatened her wedding in Germany.
7. Written that they (KF users) will call in bomb threats to every hospital in her county when it's time to deliver her baby.

This is all completely false and insane. Btw, I provided proof in her KF thread that she's 100% lying about the child porn accusation. The reality is that Becky took some topless photos of herself when she was 19 years old and posted them in an attention-whoring thread on a website called Literotica. Kiwis later found these photos and reposted them in her KF thread.
Becky has never even bothered to take down the photos from Literotica; they're still there today.

 

[AltisticRight]

Of course, more Sektur happenings!

Ethan Ralph elucidated his verbal proficiency and Political Sciences degree in the silhouette of a perspicacious epopee.

You mere mortals must be palpitated by this verbal alluvion.


He read it. Video here with nice background music:
Onion | São Toméan

Not sure about you psychotic a-logs, but I see the stallion galloping back to Mexico with Rozy in tow for reunion.

 

[Seafarer]

A former Reddit staff member is suing Reddit for allegedly unfairly firing them for “poor performance” after taking 3 months of sick leave for anxiety.

(.st link) | (.net link)

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Just like advancing in the stages of grief, Nick Rekieta appears to be running the cope-a-cabana gauntlet by going from coping, to seething, and now being Mad at the internet (.st) about Null's last comments about on his podcast. I'll let you be the judge if he is balding:

A slobbermutt reply can be found in the Rekieta thread, it is quoted for your convenience.

After listening to this a second time, he reiterates at least four times that I jump at his convos and demand to know who I'm banning or what post I'm deleting. This is a deliberate warping of what I've said to make it look like those are things on the table.

e.g. (paraphrasing)
Rekieta: He asks me, "what do I need to retract?" Despite this, I, stoically, have never taken up his offer!
Reality: I am telling Rekieta preemptively that I cannot moderate based on his requests, which appears to be what he's asking without stating so directly.

Again, I am forced to assume this is his gambit, and he wanted moderation actions without asking for it, because he knows he can't ask for it as that is a liability if it were screencapped and shared. And since we never had a "meeting of the minds" on this, now he's going to warp it the other way and make it sound like I was offering and he declined, when the reality is I was preemptively making sure he knew that was not on the table.

 

[Kayfabe]

Volition, a game dev studio active since 1993, who made the Saints Row, Red Faction, and FreeSpace series, as well as many more, is shutting down immediately, only a year after releasing a shitshow of a pathetic Saints Row "reboot" which sold poorly, and was hated by virtually everyone, from critics, to old fans of the series, and even Twitter and Reddit dangerhair lunatics.

The game was ridden with unfunny social media/2010s "adult animation" humor, American culture war identity politics and corporate diversity checks, utter shit and lackluster gameplay, bugs & glitches everywhere, and the devs being hostile towards old fans of the series, in the game's credits, the devs even thanked their Discord and Reddit jannies doing their jobs for free.

• .st link
• .net link
• .onion link
• Volition LinkedIn announcing its shutdown
• Twitter link #1
• Twitter link #2
• IGN article
• The Verge article
• GameInformer article
• Kotaku article
• Polygon article

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Just as predicted, Nick Rekieta had a post-stream seethestream on Locals where he complained about Null's comments about Drexel in more detail while gnawing on beef jerky.

Rekieta says that Null is a racist and this has resulted in "confirmation bias" and him believing things that are not true about Drexel. He also claims that Null has problems distinguishing a "funny thing, a hyperbolic thing, and reality".

Looks like we got a follow up Locals stream regarding Null v Drex

 

[.iota.]

following up on the front page announcement, mister metokur will be streaming on youtube at 12a utc/ 8p est.
(wherever you are, the stream starts in about two hours).

he's also selling merch again: https://metokur.myshopify.com/
his halloween line includes "frankenstein jim", "not dead yet", and "metoween jim" designs:

edit: the stream was promptly deleted, but a link to an archive was posted by @Watcher in the metokur thread.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Ethan and Hila Klein's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. RIP doggo

Clearnet | Onion

 

[D_Tractor]

You-tuber Mr. Snowflake is making a multipart documentary about deceased death-fat Lifebyjen / Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jennifer-gwen-ann-armstrong-lifebyjen-and-vernon-eugene-stephens-iii-gene-life-by-gen-x.66859/post-16726838

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

While in the midst of another hiatus due to lack of hard drugs “inability to get” his antidepressant, Lucas “Keffals” Roberts announced he will be closing down his free public Discord in favor of his pay-to-enter GroomerVerse, AKA the Catboy Ranch.



The server is what served as a great source of lolcowdem and milk, as well as the basis for where he had his entire janny team dawkxxxxed.

 

[JelloJerk]

A group of people have recently leaked chatlogs from a Telegram group owned by notorious cracker Empress. Therein is a lot of weird cult shit about injecting bodily substances into yourself to "ascend", alleged grooming, ERP shit, etc. The original post also seemingly doxes some of her simps.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/software-piracy-scene-and-r-crackwatch.85862/post-16716149

 

[Vect]

The BBC has released more details of their investigation into Andrew Tate's participation in the 'War Room', an $8000 per year online network that ostensibly teaches men 'business' and 'personal responsibly' but also enables them to earn a PhD (Pimpin' hoes Degree) that qualifies them to seduce, exploit, control and ultimately brainwash women around the world into male ownership and online sex work. At least 45 women have been identified but the limited window of Telegram logs leaked indicates the number of victims is likely higher. It is apparently run by a group of 'generals' and headed by a 'wizard' under the alias 'Iggy Semmelweiss', real name Miles Sonkie, a Chicago native and cult shopper described as Tate's 'right-hand man' who outlined the groups manifesto. The conditioning was described by members as 'Pavlovian' and involved tattooing members initials on their bodies, violent and arbitrary physical discipline (assault) and full control of most or all the money the women earned.

Andrew Tate, his brother Tristian Tate and two other associates continue to deny all allegations - Mr. Tate continues to promote the Room and his entrepreneur program, 'The Real World'.



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