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There appears to be a gay ops being done on one Valid People Taking L's (@ValidLs). The users are erickwolf & (suspected) Jack Noir. These people are currently trying to discredit ValidLs, using the Kiwifarms in the process. It is also suspected by ValidLs that Erick is Kasey, the one who possibly made the website on BlueFolf. This is also all in the while, while trying to make BlueFolf look good.
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The A-Logs are suspected to be Jack Noir (registered Oct 29, 2023 & knows a lot about Kasey, according to ValidLs), and Erick Fox. He goes by ErickFox137991 on Twitter. (easy to track username hall of shame). He made a post here to spread that ValidLs is a pedophile. This is to smear/discredit VaildLs. I mean, this is his goal after all:
erickfox said:
My only goal is to fuck validL over and burn his fucking page to the ground.
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(also on an unrelated note, never use kiwifarms as your personal army. learn from one Nikolas Talbott)
 
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yet ANOTHER Monkey Torturer is arrested, this time a stinky looking bitch named Nicole DeVilbiss, aged 35
PendekTheOrange said:

Another monkeyfucker arrest, and what a surprise, middle-aged woman as well.
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The article posted by @PendekTheOrange even mentions that Nicole paid everyone's favorite retard, Mr Ape (real name Drexel Venero) some money

Court filings said Devilbiss paid an online persona she knew as “Mister Ape” an initial $20 to remain in the group last year, then another $40 to another person collecting money that helped pay to produce videos in Indonesia.
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kiwisisters...... we cannot stop winning
 
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We have been blessed with another update on the Kiwi Farms Telegram channel:
Kiwi Farms:
If you file a complaint with Cogent or Hurricane Electric and allege that it's illegal they will literally take it at face value and assume you are correct and put the onus on the ISP they do business with to 'fix' the problem. I just want to make this as known to everyone, especially malicious actors.

Theoretically, if there's content on the Internet you don't like, try to figure out if they go through Cogent or Hurricane Electric. Accuse the content you don't like of being some kind of crime. You don't need any evidence of this. You do not need a personal relationship with the content to make the allegation. They do not ask for proof.

Their abuse contact emails are <report@abuse.he.net> and <abuse@cogentco.com>. Supply an IP address that goes through their network, a link to content, and claim it's illegal. I'm not even sure if they check to see if the URL can be accessed by that IP address. They just make it somebody else's problem.

You can do this from a gmail account called assraider69 or something and it works.

Also, this theoretically should work through Cloudflare. Cloudflare does manually approve complaints, but if the complaint is approved, it gets forwarded to the host. They also (specifically because of the Kiwi Farms) tell the complainee, after the complaint is approved), who the host is. You can then use something like BGP.tools to figure out what their upstreams are and complain to them still if they're going through Hurricane Electric or Cogent.

They've made themselves Internet Police. They've voluntarily put themselves in a position where they will action any complaint on any network without substantive evidence. So I just wanted to let everyone know that Office 451 of the Internet is open for business and their email is <report@abuse.he.net> and <abuse@cogentco.com>. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
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Discussion (should you feel inclined):
 
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a follow up to the story about the monkeyfucker arrested earlier, i found the 56 page long indictment against her:
easy said:
woah mama, got the 56 page long indictment
i will post highlights later, but for now, here's the whole thing
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i summarize it here, but if you want to read all of it yourself, click the quoted post above. a warning though, there is a graphic description of a torture video she commissioned, as well as a lot of quotes from her and others about torturing animals.
it can be a very upsetting read, so feel free to skip it, rest easy knowing she faces 5 years of jail time, and her neighbors are fully aware of what kind of person she is now - the arrest caused quite the scene in her neighborhood.

there is some funny shit in there though wherein a shrink psychoanalyses monkeyfuckers, labling them sexual deviants and fetishists, there's also bits about the arrested monkeyfucker being paid 50 dollars for 'sexy nurse pics'. and also a part where a glowie on a stakeout was so perturbed by her choice of clothes, that they felt the need to mention it in a sworn affidavit. read it, and you'll see why
 
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Nick Rekieta's past two shows have been cancelled as he has traveled to Florida to attend a Wednesday movie premiere at Mar-a-Lago for a Dinesh D'Souza film.

Bizarrely, Rekieta wore a "leather blazer" over his dress shirt, as well as a studded belt that looked like it came from Hot Topic.

In fact, it appears likely it literally came from Hot Topic. Examining multiple photos of Rekieta's belt, it appears to match the "Three Row Pyramid Stud Belt" from Hot Topic. Positive reviews from their website include one by a mother of a 13 year old daughter who says she bought it for her daughter because she "is going through her scene phase (lol)", and another by someone who says "this belt is awesome and makes me feel like i'm back in middle school".

Photos and video from the event indicate the overwhelming majority of the other guests turned up in formal wear.

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If you are wondering how Rekieta is using his remaining time in Florida, he was coping on Twitter about Juju the Cow getting pegged a short while ago.

Discussion of the movie premiere begins here.
Discussion of the Hot Topic belt begins here.
 
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Cloudflare had rolled out a failed update to its globally distributed key-value store, Workers KV. The result was that all of Cloudflare's services were down for 37 minutes. Today's problem isn't nearly as serious, but it's been going on for several hours.

As of 7:15 PM Eastern time, Cloudflare reported, that it was "seeing gradual improvement to affected services." - and almost all API and services were affected by this. Matthew Prince’s worst nightmare (and btw, still is down)
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Null once said in chat: “The internet is dead and gay, enjoy it while it lasts”.

Edit: It turns out, their stock is also dropping, and there is a weak outlook for the December quarter. It fell hours after soft Q4 Guidance. (bonus: their earnings call is today)
 
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Joshua Conner Moon of the Kiwifarms.net has been unbanned from Twitter. You may find his account here.
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He achieved this through a clever appeal.
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btw my appeal message was something along the lines of:

"I love Elon Musk, the Liberal Democratic World Order, and the social media platform formerly known as Twitter's AUP and ToS and promise with my entire body and all my blood to follow them."

try that
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https://twitter.com/XJosh
 
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Kiwi Larsonian @Spiddlekick has released a yet unseen set of interviews with Daniel Larson.

These videos were taken more than a year ago, and Spiddlekick foolishly (and in hindsight, hilariously) paid Daniel $100 for an interview.
Spiddlekick said:
I gave Dan a respectable amount of money for this, mostly because I'm the type of person who gets very excited about their ideas, and feel the need to do it right away; so I gave Dan enough to get him excited. Nothing extreme if you have an actual job. But for Dan, and for the community of primarily children/ young teenagers, it would be enough that they're unable/unwilling to pay. (You can probably blame me for Dan feeling like he's entitled to larger amounts of money.)
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Revealed are:
The origins of Daniel and Bob
Narcissism over the other retarded children "higher ranked" at the Tennyson Center
Daniel's severe insecurity with his own retardardation

His interview was interesting and reveals new content. His $100 payment to Daniel was foolish, but Spiddlekick unintentionally cemented Daniel's delusion that he is a celebrity. There have been many lols as Daniel has spent the last year begging, trying to repeat Spiddlekick's $100 payment.
 
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