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[notorietus]

Currently, there is claims that Dream (Clayton Ray Huff) is currently arrested. Why? Well, there is new allegations coming from a burner account which shows that Dream knowingly sending and receiving explicit images with a 16/17-year-old when he was 20 (in 2019). Dream admitted to talk and sexting one "Jamie" (which is the person being groomed by Dream). The account also insists that it is being reported to Orange County Police Department. The account, in question (sheeeby aka Jamie), was followed by Dream (at one point in time). [and it is unknown if Dream is still following Jamie to this day]


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/clayt...ht-dreamskilful-clayman23.82749/post-17193686 (post by Markass The Worst discussing it)

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Pokimane's been criticized for creating a "new, original" cookie brand that's essentially a white-label version of an existing Costco brand (toatzy Midnight Mini Cookies). Both products have virtually the same look, ingredients, and nutrition facts, though the main difference involves Myna (Poki's brand) having some added vitamin D.

Despite the similarities, Myna comes out to around $28 for 16 ounces worth ($7 per 4 ounce bag), whereas the Costco brand you can get 14 ounces for just $10.

Rather than let the drama naturally die out, Poki decides to pull the genius move of stating on stream that anyone (in her audience) complaining about the price is an idiot who can't do math and should just admit that they're broke.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

In addition to the Pokimane story, both Asmongold and Cr1TiKaL, two of Pokimane's close friends, have responded with their takes.

Asmongold's take was pretty much him just constantly trying to find anything he can to defend her with for about 10 minutes, never even for a second attempting to give her any sort of actual criticism. You can sum up his entire reaction as "well, other companies do it too!" Something interesting happened, though, with commenters actually turning on him for this.



Cr1TiKaL's take was that he believes that it was wrong to overprice it in the first place while copying it, and Pokimane made it so much worse by calling her fans a bunch of "broke boys", which she did.

 

[NoReturn]

Update on the fat troon who had two liters of gut-fluid drained from his body after feminization surgery:

https://youtu.be/h7HVrq7SA0s?si=qkDGbK1AT-IwCe2P

Highlights:

• "Brie"'s use of the fake girl voice has noticeably increased.
  • "I've been doing some vocal training."
  • Frightening direct comparison at 5:37
• They refuse to answer questions the skinwalker isn't comfortable answering
• "The best thing is catching glimpses of myself."
  • "I just want to wear some sexy shit."
• "You should have been given a better plan for aftercare for your drainage."
• "I treat the pain with cannabis edibles."
• "How did you find a doctor." "My therapist is a transwoman herself. She transitioned about 10 years ago."
• Dogs don't have long-terms memory and can't perceive gender.

 

[Sand Mega]

Libertarian outsider and self proclaimed anarchocapitalist (also called ""far right"" and argentinian Trump/Bolsonaro by the media) has won the elections in Argentina and defeated leftist peronist candidate Sergio Massa

https://resultados.gob.ar/

He promisses to end the country's central bank among many other libertarian policies

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/argent...libertarian-javier-milei-as-president.176275/
Discuss here

 

[Johnny Salami]

After a memorable defeat in paying quasi, it seemed Patposting would be dead and many of us thought he lost all momentum going into the lolcow of the year, especially after the pest chose to ignore him.

But naturally Patso is his own worst enemy and created more patposters by thinking he knew more about spaceships than a fucking Aerospace Engineer.

Patrick is an example that cows are best left alone. The funny will happen naturally.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

In a Twitter post, Chris Chan incomprehensively rambles on about the Dimensional Merge, My Little Pony, Pokemon and World War 3 between Russia and Ukraine.


Jail, medication and unfettered Internet access has really scrambled Chris's brain. If it weren't for his history as the original Cwcfarms lolcow, he would just be another schitzoposter.

Additionally, Kiwis hypothesize that Chris may be committing Social Security fraud as the money Praetor (and hypothetically Chris) is making through the online store might not be reported back to Social Security.

 

[D_Tractor]

KingCobraJFS got high on Kratom and then uploaded a video update to Facebook about his "missing" bearded dragon.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-17197788

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Two separate follow ups for prior happenings:

1. Around 2 weeks ago, WillyMacShow put out a video criticizing Hasan for his terrible coverage of real world events, such as his constant assertions that Russia would never invade Ukraine. Since then, Hasan decided to invite Willy onto his stream to debate, despite not even watching his video. A recording of the full debate can be found on Hasan's clip channel, whereas Willy's abridged version was just uploaded today and can be found here.
General consensus from the thread:

Spoiler

Neither Hasan nor Willy came out looking better as the two kept trying to talk over each. Hasan in particular avoided answering certain questions directly or kept fixating on irrelevant points, which ended up making the whole "debate" feel like a total waste of time for both parties involved.

2. After Dream failed to get Nicolas Cantu (the voice of Gumball Watterson) cancelled by the Internet, a new meme was born over the weekend: Artistic depictions of Gumball beating up Dream and calling him the dreaded F-slur.

We truly are living in the Dimensional Merge.

 

[IKOL]

I live again.
Now that being said, it seems that we might to get the lolcow interactions\collab nobody have been asked for.
]Juan Manuel Arroyo Alcón (@JMAA) , Spaniard ex-rightwing nazi Spanish Wokistani obese tranny goon (not to be confused with Alberto lago Ballesteros aka Marisa Lago aka Marisa the MAgician who was an unwilling star of the headlights a few months back due to his pedophilic tendencies that got revealed by a troon himself as a result of reddit baitpost by one of his ex-lovers (?)) have released a video where he talks about Sam Hyde pedo allegations that were also brought to you by @samhydepedo in Sam's thread on KF.

Post in Sam Hyde thread
JMAA thread post

PS: It's worth mentioning that both jmaa and "Marisa" were Doom community members. Funny how that works huh?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Supreme Court refuses to hear the appeal of Derek Chauvin, the police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-sup...hauvins-appeal-in-george-floyd-murder.176317/

 

[Markass the Worst]

After high-profile AI company OpenAI fired their CEO Sam Altman and replaced him with the former CEO of Twitch, Emmett Shear, it has been revealed that Emmett is a simp for lolcow Aella / Rachael Slick (who wants AI-generated CP and is a literal whore).




Discuss here

 

[Markass the Worst]

More media has been released supposedly proving that Dream, the faggot Minecraft Youtuber who was called a faggot, sexted an underage girl. It's NSFW but thankfully only audio and it's Dream, allegedly, moaning.

Spoiler: NSFW audio

Meanwhile, Dream has responded to the allegations on his "private" account by admitting to being intimate with this person but insisting that they were above age and are just being malicious.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Houthi Rebels captured MV Galaxy Leader during a helicopter assault of the vessel.

 

[That Guy From The Thing]

Flamenco (Joshua "Allegations are evidence" Clayton Conner), wannabe V-tuber, former Killstream Co-host, and Ralphamale/Sektur dingleberry, has been radio silent for over a year. Until three days ago, where he joined the stream of AidenIsOnline on youtube. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/flamenco-joshua-clayton-connor.81206/post-17187656

Wherein he explains he only joined because Aiden bribed him by buying him a 30$ weeb titty game. He then proceeds to have a category 3 sperg out, trying (and somehow failing) to imitate Ralph at his worst. Debating if loli is pedophilic. Inviting his janny to the discord call to spam gay porn and n-bombs at the host. Refusing to talk until said janny is allowed to rejoin the call after being kicked. All during an hour long session straw-manning, spewing holier-than-thou rhetoric in response to every question, and fake laughing twice every minute.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Users of Firefox have reported that Google has recently implemented a mechanic into the YouTube website which will check the browser you're using. If a browser based on Firefox is detected, any video you watch will artificially be forced to wait 5 seconds before loading. This will go away once you spoof your browser to make it appear as if you are running Chromium. Only a few people so far have reported this happening in a Reddit post on r/YouTube, where it was mysteriously deleted by the jannies within 24 hours.

There are also reports of video bitrates being secretly artificially capped for Firefox users. With Google planning to kill Manifest v3 addons for Chrome within the next year, it seems they're going fully mask-off on stomping out adblockers and strengthening their monopoly on the browser market even further.

Total Advertisement Death.

.net post in YouTube anti-adblocker circumvention thread | artificial buffer post archive (this one isn't working properly) | bitrate limiting post archive

 

[Oliver Onions]

Hideous LARPing troon and once-upon-a-time video game YouTuber Jim Sterling has appeared on the debut podcast of recently unemployed Escapist remnants, including Yahtzee AKA the only reason The Escapist has existed for the last decade. This is how Jim chose to present himself:

Unsurprisingly, Jim spends the entirety of the time on the podcast (which is about video games) over-sharing about his 'transition', sex life and also claiming hormones have made him pregnant.

On the plus side, this debacle gifted us a pretty great reaction image...

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Onision who is not only having issues with his lawyer submitting to withdraw from his court case recently, Is now having Sarah’s lawyer threaten legal action after his slew of slanderous Xeets.

 

[Blackstar]

Trisha Paytas is having another baby

 

[Pinball 2000]

Furry YouTuber Odin Wolf/Nido Flow had his account banned for what appears to be a combination of uploading adult content, making a video whining about how his second YouTube channel was banned a couple of months prior, and a DMCA complaint from a furry artist he allegedly stole a piece of art from. Regardless of what triggered the ban, he's currently melting the fuck down on Twitter over this.

Update to this: YouTube denied his ban appeal on the grounds of "nudity and sexual content" in his videos.

Odin/Nido followed this up by declaring he's done with videomaking, spamming his Twitter with furry porn, and pinning a video of someone getting fucked with a horse dildo to his Twitter profile.

Odin Wolf was one of the more established furry YouTubers (he'd been making semi-regular content since 2017), so expect to see a bunch of salt from furries over the next few weeks.

(Odin Wolf OP) (Initial YouTube ban)(Ban appeal denied)