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[geckogoy]

I warned you people, join us today on space station 13 or more clowns will die! (Saturday 6PM EDT)

 

[manofbrasil]

Trans furry musician and youtuber Patricia Taxxon, formerly known as Eric Taxxon known here for making a youtube video coming out as dog, wich got covered in a MATI stream, and who's also known for masturbating on a Discord voice chat full of minors and sending pornography to a thirteen year old, is now partnered with animation company Studio Flimpo to make music for one of their projects.
Studio Flimpo is currently doing pozzed ripoffs of popular stuff and it's only thing if note is that everyone working there are trannies.

His announcement video

The trailer of the show he's currently working

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TEAM FORTRESS 2​

It's been a few weeks since the second iteration of #SaveTF2 (now #FixTF2) started, and it's recently erupted into absolute chaos with users filling r/tf2 (the main TF2 subreddit) with horrors beyond our comprehension (numerous posts of gay porn drawings of one of the game's cheater bot hoster's avatar) in an effort to "fight back against the bots."

It's gotten so bad that a dedicated NSFW subreddit was created for these posts, and ultimately has people questioning what the fuck happened to their once beloved hat simulator after all these years.

- "I have no mouth, and I must scream."

 

[Morta Della]

ReviewTechUSA just couldn't stay away and reactivated his twitter after only a month gone. He immediately reignited all of his beefs and started having a meltdown, calling out his former editor Jay Hooft, 8bit Eric, SmashJT, and Kino Casino.


He was then caught on discord asking for dirt on all of his enemies, and acknowledged the "ship is sinking" and he wants to drag down as many people with him as possible.

 

[Breadbassket]

A federal judge has ruled against the Internet Archive (owners of the tranny dicksucking Wayback Machine) in Hachette v. Internet Archive.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-i...l-library-in-court-today.158049/post-15688332

In an update to this story, as a result of the ruling the library of the Internet Archive has recently shrunk by 500,000 titles. The IA explained that half a million books are now gone because the takedown requests went beyond just the books at issue in the lawsuit which for the sake of context consisted only of a list of 127 books.

 

[Musashi's Son]

ReviewTechUSA just couldn't stay away and reactivated his twitter after only a month gone. He immediately reignited all of his beefs and started having a meltdown, calling out his former editor Jay Hooft, 8bit Eric, SmashJT, and Kino Casino.

Update: According ReviewTechUSA's former editor, Rich is threatening life ruination against him because he watches Kino Casino.

EDIT:

Here is Rich saying that he can tell to an employer about which people Jay associates with.
(Discuss Here)

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anna Clossin, self-admitted dogfucker, and pedophile gets doxed by the WikiFarms by eating a Circle K BBQ pork rib sandwich.

Her reaction to the news:

 

[Asian tech support]

Resident roblox funny man @Ruben Sim got into a serious motorcycle accident.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta Roundup:

SHOWER CALL ALERT:

Nick Rekieta is now DMing people to claim that his drug test results showed he was CLEAN! Don't ask why he revoked permission for the results to be shared in relation to his family's CHIPS case.

Link to thread


He also appeared in the live chat of an Aaron Imholte alog.

A LIFE RUINED BY HEDONISM II:

Aaron Imholte recently claimed that on one occasion, Nick and Kayla intended to swap partners at the Hedonism II swinger resort in Jamaica, but Nick was unable to perform to abuse of coke and molly, forcing him to limply watch in the corner.

Rekieta archives from 2022 confirm Nick admitted to have first used coke during his first trip to Hedonism II in Jamaica that August. He claimed he hated the drug, but DID NOT list sexual dysfunction while trying to engage in swinging as part of the bad experience.

Link to thread

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

"Predator Poacher" Alex Rosen's latest catch, Michael Knaapen, turned out to be the head of the LGBTQ Dems of Maryland organization. Rosen confronted Knaapen with explicit texts he'd sent to a 14 year old boy, and Knaapen confessed to everything on video.

It's understandable that this would generate a lot of discussion on places like, say, the r/MarylandPolitics subreddit. And it did! For a while! Until the jannies locked down the sub so they could scrub all mentions of the video and surrounding circumstances, in between bouts of cope and seethe.



Thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-...ers-predator-poachers-usa.89418/post-18658511

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

ISIS has attacked Russia once again. They (10?+ shooters) have attacked 3 separate locations in Russia, all within the Republic of Dagestan, first of which being at an Eastern Orthodox Church in the town of Derbent (where they killed a church guard and the priest and then set the church on fire), then at a synagogue in the town of Makhachkala (where they shot and killed several worshippers and then set the synagogue on fire), then in the same town of Makhachkala (where they shot at and killed several police officers in what was most likely an attack on a local police station). Soldiers also joined in to fight the shooters with the cops. At the moment, at least 15 police and citizens along with at least 3 shooters are reported dead, with tons injured.

Spoiler: Videos/information on shooters

(Video of the church on fire)

(Video of attackers shooting at police officers on the street)

(Another angle of attackers firing at officers. Dead body of one of them is visible)

According to local reporters, two of the attackers (ones in the picture) are the children of the head of the Sergokalinsky district of Dagestan, Magomed Omarov, Adil and Osman Omarov.

(Adil and Osman Omarov's corpses after being shot by cops)

(Video of heavy gunfire in Makhachkala)

(Soldiers engage the shooters in Makhachkala)

(Police officer POV)

(Synagogue on fire)

(Cop car set on fire with shooters firing in background)

(Video of one of the shooters, Gadjimurad Kagirov, in an MMA match. He's the one with the red band gloves.)

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Londo has evidence that KiwiTapes and others paid a guy $500 to a log Jupiter the Hybrid for a few livestreams



Smokey and Kiwi were caught deleting comments and super chats on their most recent episode of 2 High 4 Stupid.

There are alleged sickos in KiwiTapes/Smokeys Discord server

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

IP2 seems to be having a resurgence year, as today we have another stabbing live on stream with some minor streamers involved.

 

[Londo]

Further to the above, I have posted details on the events that lead to the uncovering of this information. It includes details on the wider SmokeyMCC/Kiwitapes Community shielding for pedos; being literal gooner clowns; view botting; uncovered pedos; deleting evidence on a pedo out of fear of MusicBizMarty; suicide baiting; 19 year old discord kittens; a pooner comforting Cyrax; swatting Cobra (at least twice); and other things.

They were my personal lolcows but I guess people dislike this grifting stuff more than I thought, so enjoy.

I have 4.3gb of this community spazzing out.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Resident roblox funny man @Ruben Sim got into a serious motorcycle accident.

Update: He’s okay! Currently crippled until his toes heal

Here's four reasons why you should wear a jacket, padded pants and riding boots. If I were as lazy about wearing a helmet as I have been about other gear, there'd be a fifth photo in this series of my brains covering the street. I'll definitely be investing in some crush resistant boots as soon as I start riding again.

Spoiler: NSFL

I had been riding with a shitty Amazon helmet for over a year and dropped it several times before deciding to shill out $600 in a proper one. This was only a couple weeks before the accident. This decision ended up saving my life. Although I was still knocked out from the impact with the road, my head and face came out squeaky clean.

I had skateboarding shoes on which are pretty friction resistant, preventing any road rash on my feet. They're not crush resistant, however. The damage done to my foot was likely caused by the pavement sucking it through a nearly non-existent gap between the foot peg and the asphalt.

Surprisingly the bike isn't too badly damaged. I had just installed new fairings (the old ones had mostly fallen off) and they absorbed most of the impact. Since I low-sided after contacting the car the bike slid without tumbling. My body definitely rolled as it separated from the vehicle, hence the road rash on every side of me. The right handlebar and brake level are filed down, the exhaust is toast and a component covering the engine block seems cracked, but the bike isn't totaled as far as I can tell. Probably $1-2k worth of damage if I do the easy repairs myself. It's a Yamaha R6.

Right now I'm at home covered in bandages and wheelchair bound until my toes and knee heal up. My mom has been the real MVP throughout this whole situation. As soon as she got off the phone with me the night of the crash she got a flight the next morning to take care of me.

I'll spare the details on the driver to simplify the case, though I'll say he's 100% at fault. From what I remember I was about to pass him in the left lane when he merged in front of me, then when I swerved left to avoid him he merged again into the turning lane. I hit the side of his car pretty hard.

Feel free to ask any other questions and I'll try my best to answer them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Atheist debater and content thief turned GTA V Speedrun Lolcow Matthew Craig Judge showed off his house.

(Clickbait thumbnail, he lives in Schofields.)
- He does not wash his own clothes, he bags them and someone else does it.
- He claimed he was scared for this life after his Kiwi Farms thread was made.
- He also doxed his own girlfriend despite warnings from both the thread and his fanboys, all because she said he wasn't being serious with the relationship.
- The state of his fridge, this is a man on a diet of UberEats slop.

Discussion begins here.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Count Dankula, aka Mark Meechan, aka Nazi Pug Guy, has been divorced by his wife 3 weeks ago as per her announcement on Xitter today. At first it was believed to be a master ruse from a master ruseman, however Dankula went and confirmed it himself 2 hours later. Apparently the marriage caused them to not mix well with each other anymore. At the present it's not known what's going to happen to the kids or the family possessions. Discussion starts here.

https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

https://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1805206968988045813

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Another rapper has fallen victim to the glock of Damocles and has been sent to the farm upstate.

This time the scholar and future astronaut was Charles "Julio Foolio" Jones. He was kicked out of his Air BnB for being too loud (lol) before being gunned down by rivals in a hotel parking lot.

Thread for mourning yet another victim of white supremacy

Sources say Serbian artist 2Pac Shakirov may have ordered the hit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Jackie Singh is picking a fight with John "Brianna Wu" Flynt.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Update: According ReviewTechUSA's former editor, Rich is threatening life ruination against him because he watches Kino Casino.

Further Update: According to the former editor, Rich was planning to send a computer to DarkSydePhil loaded with backdoors and keyloggers. But instead sent it to the editor, who said Rich left personal files on the computer (including blacked porn, and bikini pictures of his ex's kids). Rich allegedly used the vulnerable computer to fuck with the editor's PayPal, YouTube, and Discord accounts, and Rich's endgame was to completely ruin the editor's personal streams.
This was all revealed to the Kino Casino by the editor himself.

Following these revelations, Rich ran to his Discord to cry and cope. Then he fired up his stream and had a meltdown, which he then deleted.