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[JesusChristDenton]

Lazerpig is claiming to now suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after allegedly going to Ukraine.

 

[Seafarer]

Notorious journoscum Taylor Lorenz is “under review” by her employers at The Washington Post after an Instagram post she shared with close friends leaked in which she appears to call Biden a “War criminal” (presumably in reference to the Israel-Palestine conflict and Biden’s support for Israel):


Lorenz claims the image is maliciously edited, but several other sources, allegedly including some of the people the image was shared with, are saying it’s legitimate.

(Lorenz’s thread)

(A&N article)

 

[GenociderSyo]

Update on Luna. The injury is a femur fracture above her knee due to osteopenia. Robyn is treated it with woo aloe pills that cause diahrea and a magical "frequency mahine." She is in a soft case with seemed ot be to keep her leg straight, but Robyn has already showed a video of her shoved in her seating system with it bent.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-em...s-glenn-standford-ramirez.84621/post-19105896

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Null 's request to livestream Balldo's Omnibus hearing streaming has been denied.
Kandiyohi county's prosecutors does not oppose video/audio recording.

Decision by 8th district court:

Pursuant to Minn. Gen. R. Prac. 4.03 (a) all media request require notice to the State Court Administrator's Office utilizing the form found at [Link removed by farms transcriber]. In addition Minn. Gen. R. Prac. 4.03 (d) (v) indicates, "There shall be no visual or audio coverage of any pretrial proceedings, including but not limited to bail hearings, arraignment, pretrial or omnibus hearings, motions in limine or any other proceedings prior to the jury being sworn, or any hearings that take place outside the presence of the jury."

Kandiyohi county DA statement:

The county takes no position on the motion to audio and/or video record the proceedings. The case does not involve a victim, is not a persons offense, and any testimony by minors is unlikely. The county defers to the court's decision.

 

[Seafarer]

Notorious journoscum Taylor Lorenz is “under review” by her employers at The Washington Post after an Instagram post she shared with close friends leaked in which she appears to call Biden a “War criminal” (presumably in reference to the Israel-Palestine conflict and Biden’s support for Israel):


Lorenz claims the image is maliciously edited, but several other sources, allegedly including some of the people the image was shared with, are saying it’s legitimate.

(Lorenz’s thread)

(A&N article)

Update: Elon Musk has chimed in on the situation:


Also giving their take on the situation is fellow lolcow Jackie “Snackie” Singh, who seems to be alleging some sort of conspiracy against Tay Tay perpetrated by the Israelis:

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

What's going on in the world of "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Kidd Bandit?
Well, our boy Joey has been doing a bit of training to try and get back in the ring, as he has been out of the ring since September of last year, showing us all the sweet movez that he has been looking to do on fools in the ring.

Despite this, Joey does not want to return to the ring until he gets his penis cut off by doctors, so he probably won't return to the ring for another few months at the least.

Finally, we have an artfag who's decided to draw Kidd Bandit with his new dyed hair in the famed Patrick Nagel style, showing Joey's manly frame even with all the filters and all the things that the artist does to try and make him look more feminine. Joey is still pleased with the art however.

Discuss more here.

 

[Sprate Header]

Cognitive Thought (impoverished Bri*ish Ralph alog) was live-reacting and seething at the posters in his thread and got Goatse'd:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

DEADSLOP​

In the middle of May earlier this year, Valve's latest game 'Deadlock' (their newest IP after 11 years and a competitive online MOBA / FPS hybrid abomination) was leaked and it's been a total shitshow in the following months since then for the beloved multi-billion dollar gaming giant.

​

Timeline:​

1. Deadlock is leaked to the public on May 16th by Valve autist @GabeFollower on 𝕏.
2. A bunch of gameplay footage of Deadlock is leaked the following day on May 17th, gaining widespread coverage by gaming journoscum and YouTubers (it's revealed to be in an invite-only closed beta stage)
3. It's later unveiled that Uncle Dane (notable fat retard TF2 gamer, friend of iDubbbz) is responsible for the gameplay leaks (he hosted a livestream on Discord to his friends, leading them to record and ultimately leak it).
4. More information about Deadlock is further revealed and people are absolutely shitting on it, nicknaming it "Deadslop" and "Dead on Arrival" and comparing it to mega gay games Overwatch and Valorant.
5. Deadlock becomes a discussion point of the #FixTF2 campaign and Valve's negligence towards it and their other popular online games (L4D2, CS2), causing people to further take a massive dump on it.
6. Following Uncle Dane's leak, a chain of invites starts occurring leading to hundreds of people getting access to the game everyday (players with access to Deadlock can invite others to the closed beta). Currently, the game has reached a peak of nearly 35,000 concurrent players as of August 16th and is still growing.
7. Recently, journoscum 'The Verge' released an article (A) written by two senior editors that leaked even more information about the game, and in the article they explained that they were "not under NDA," showcasing the below screenshot (revealing that disclosure regarding the closed beta is under an honor system rather than anything legally-binding). They would end up getting banned from matchmaking afterwards (lol, lmao even).
8. Spoiler: "Do not share anything about the game with anyone."

   

Discuss this in the Deadslop shitshow thread.

Spoiler

If you're interested in trying out this Frankenstein of a game for yourself, search for a Deadlock invite thread on the Steam forums and ask for an invite (the Russkis are particularly helpful); or you can ask a fellow Kiwi in the thread for one if they have access.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Things are getting HECTIC in the Ambervers, with more fallout of her lovers since Amber's current girlfriend being exposed as a feeder fetishist.

Amber Lynn Reid, aka Bean Bag in a Hurry, aka Fat Al, aka Hamberlynn, aka VictimLynn's ex girlfriend Becky has finally come out and and done a Q&A regarding her relationship with her 500 pound dainty gorlfriend. For those who dont remember Becky, Becky is known because she used to date Amberlynn Reid. People noticed her because she was often in videos or pictures with Amberlynn. Becky has her own unique personality, which was different from Amberlynn’s. Even though Becky doesn’t seek as much attention as Amberlynn, people are still interested in her because of their past relationship and what she shared about it. Some call her "Thumb".


This was no ordinary Question and Answer however. Becky does have her own youtube channel, but chose to do the question and answer session with one of Ambers most hated nemesis: Karina Kaboom.



The highlights:

• Beck hasn’t spoken to Amberlynn Reid in almost a year.
• Beck’s family tried to convince them to leave Amberlynn through an intervention.
• Amberlynn would set timers for Beck to return from hanging out with friends.
• Beck and their partner decided to do a Q&A on someone else's channel, not their own.
• Beck is very happy now, engaged to their partner, and feels much better.
• Beck is healing and working on their self-esteem.
• Beck’s new fiancé treats them very well and makes them very happy.
• Beck mentioned that Amberlynn often gets exposed by others and doesn’t learn from it.
• The final straw in Beck’s relationship with Amberlynn was when Amberlynn pretended to be Beck in text messages.
• This pretending caused a big argument, leading to their decision to break up.
• Beck stayed longer than they wanted because they were worried about Amberlynn and her pets.
• Beck wanted to move back home and be with their family and friends.
• Amberlynn allegedly accused Beck of being money hungry.
• Beck didn’t receive any money from live streams they did with Amberlynn.
• Amberlynn said that all the money from the streams had to go towards bills.
• Beck got only $100 to $200 after moving out, which helped with the U-Haul.
• Beck didn’t get the money they were promised from the live streams.
• Amberlynn used to make a lot of money but didn’t share it fairly with Beck.
• Beck is now doing well and has a supportive partner.
• Beck felt stuck in the relationship because Amberlynn pressured them into it.
• Amberlynn claimed she had many people wanting to be with her, which Beck didn’t believe.
• Beck didn’t want to lose their friendship with Amberlynn, so they rushed into a relationship.
• Beck and Eric/Ricky had a falling out, and Beck isolated themselves, leading to the end of their friendship.
• Beck’s friends stopped talking to them during a difficult time, which Beck finds sad.
• Beck tried to break up with Amberlynn multiple times but was always convinced to stay.
• Beck’s family was worried about the changes in Beck after being with Amberlynn.
• Beck’s depression and isolation affected their friendships.
• Beck feels much better now, is happy in their new relationship, and appreciates the support they receive.

Spoiler: Relevant screenshots

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You can discuss the expose here in Amberlynn Reids thread

 

[lol cow supreme]

BossmanJack has been given somewhere near $100,000 from a paypig, and is currently betting $6000 hands in blackjack with the latest $30,000 juicer sent to him.

Thread

He has just walked away to tell his parents how much money he has. He has $50k in his personal crypto wallet.

watch live
itch.tv/thebossmanjack

He just won another $10K



He just accidentally bet $15,000 by placing $5,000 side bets, and lost


And the big juicer just reimbursed Bossman the $15k he accidentally bet. Bossman currently has over $123,000 as of 1037PM Bossman Time

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

The identity of the woman who Steve Lightfoot, sworn enemy of the NWO and Stephen King, is stalking has been found to be former news anchor for CBS, Norah O'Donnell. To put it in context, Steve is so obsessed with her that he sends her tapes of him singing.

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Link to Steve Lightfoot's thread and the post discussing this.

 

[Axiom.]

A paypig gave Ethan Ralph 500 USD to attend Nick Rekeita's Omnibus hearing in Minnesota, only for Ralph to dox him, waited too late to delete the tweet, and now forever archived.

Credit to @Rage Pig

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-19111220

 

[thhrang]

The biggest Mad At The Internet archive channel ran by @Big Mommy has been suspended from YouTube permanently, as YouTube continues playing whack-a-mole with MATI content.

I had no strikes on the channel, none at all. Never had this happen with previous channels either, as far as I can remember. I'll do the review but, let's be honest, they're not going to come out in my favor. Will keep everyone updated. MATI Archive #410, Mad at the Archive, and KK Archive are all currently active archives (none of them run by me).


EDIT - The Appeal
"The channel is an archive of streams that discuss various topics, including news and people of interest on the Internet. There are a number of people who do not take kindly to having light put on them - these are the sort of people who have committed crimes and morally reprehensible acts. Condemnation of them and their actions while showing these things to a large online following often causes these people to go on flagging sprees, using anything they can in order to bury this information - including pretending that people are attacking them for their protected characteristics. Being a pedophile is not a protected characteristic. Feeding cocaine to an underage child is not a protected characteristic. If you keep the channel offline you are validating these cry-bully criminals."

lol that was quick.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

SRS Horrors thread regular Gruffin (AKA Tentacle Dick) passed away at the age of 24 last month. She had been on kidney dialysis and suffering from brain bleeds after experiencing complications from her “life saving” phalloplasty that left her completely unable to urinate. Farmers only discovered that she passed by actively searching for the news, as only one of her friends wrote a tribute post.

(Masterpost of all but a couple of the latest Gruffin updates)

 

[AltisticRight]

Unfortunately, the highly esteemed site for the best journalism spawned from #GamerGate has been shut down. The Retort got aborted. Did the Zionist Entity get another one?

Archive
I'm sure you're missing the riveting content offered by this outlet.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

On his most recent stream, Bill Jensen decided to rap to some music some troll gave him, and as such we ended up with this gem of a rap, not realizing that he was streaming on Youtube before the song ended.

Bill Jensen on the same stream was called a Troon man by a donation, so Shane went into another gemmy rant about troons as a result of this, and at the end while he vibed to the classic Spongebob music that was donated to him he decided to impersonate Mr. Krabs saying that the Trannies can't cancel him.

What is more interesting is how the music and even Bill's impersonation sounds oddly familiar from a infamous video from Terr0rGang.

Discuss here
EDIT: This was not his most recent stream, this was from the same stream as his rap about troons.

 

[geckogoy]

Join us in about one hour on Space Station 13 as we try putting the server up on the hub! (cultural enrichment mode) (Saturday, 6PM EDT)

 

[Axiom.]

A paypig gave Ethan Ralph 500 USD to attend Nick Rekieta's Omnibus hearing in Minnesota, only for Ralph to dox him, waited too late to delete the tweet, and now forever archived.

He has now confirmed he will be attending the hearing


Is suspected to be at an airport in Merida

Credit to @Balldo's Gate

Will he meet up with Rekieta to take down the Karen Farms? Will he miss his flight due to being a belligerent drunk asshole? Is he just lying to shut people up? Stay tuned to find out.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-19114956

 

[Seafarer]

Vordrak associate, batshit insane AIDS-ridden Florida man pornstar, and all-around menace “Donny Long” has had his thread re-opened after it has emerged that he is “fucked on all fronts” as he faces a plethora of criminal charges, reportedly including human trafficking:



I’ll quote Null’s post here too since it gives a good run down on this guy and his history with the forum:

So for the record, Donny Long was the only person ever to have his thread deleted through brute force. It's a very long story and it's 7 years old at this point but here's the gist.

Donny Long is an absolutely batshit insane ex-porn star. What makes him especially dangerous is that he has no sense of exhaustion. I don't know if it's drugs or what. If he gets a shitty little vendetta against you he will spam any website that tolerates him, and create his own, with just a deluge of insane bullshit to SEO poison you. He will do this for literally years without rest. He has emailed me so many times that I can't count. He also has a near-infinite number of aliases, and almost all of those aliases are just other people he hates. He is also likely the person that got my mom fired by harassing the CEO of her entire realty company.

For whatever reason, Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak though that inviting this maelstrom of drugs to be his henchmen would be a good idea. Donny, in cooperation with Vordrak, defamed my entire extended family, to the point where one of them had to sue him and people's on my dad's side of the family I had never even met were contacting me out of the blue asking who the fuck this guy was and why he was calling them a pedophile.

It ended up not being a good idea. Vordrak somehow managed to piss this guy off by using his name on his blog - even though it was a positive mention. Like "hero Donny Seoane harasses middle aged woman". He flipped the fuck out and immediately decided that Vordrak was his true enemy. Donny told the person suing him that it was basically just Sammy's fault, and then Sam also got threatened in the UK with a litigation that he decided he'd rather avoid.

So I made a deal with Donny I didn't expect him to accept or uphold: Give me any correspondence he has with Vordrak, and stop fucking with my site and my family, and I will delete his thread. He did. I ended up turning these letters over to the FBI and then after that Vordrak became much tamer.

However Donny had a very, very long list of people on his shit list and he never stopped. Apparently judges became a member of that list because his list of charges is huge.


https://archive.is/nwtJS

I should also mention that subsequent attempts from different people using these tactics didn't work as well because none of these people talk to me anymore and I have no reason to care what they do.

P.S. It looks like he bonded out of his first batch of charges and now they're holding him without bond. after he "CORRUPT-THREAT PUB OFFICIAL".

https://archive.is/ZrPrj

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Mexican journalist Ethan Ralph has threatened @AncientPhosphur in response to a joke made about Ralph's stated intent to film random people in public and accuse them of being from a website called Kiwi Farms. (Ethan Ralph's Tweets thread)



Nick Rekieta says that his childhood friend Drexel will no longer be a guest on his show as they are no longer friends with Drexel refusing to talk to him, accusing Nick of lying. (Drexel thread)