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It’s a rarity for the farms but it does happen; a lolcow recognizes the error of their ways, apologizes for their bad behavior and takes accountability.

Bryce Routhier aka Poppy Diabolique, a 43 year old therapist, has been grooming, manipulating and controlling a 19 year old mentally ill person by the name of Nightwyld for the last 18 months. Poppy is not the one apologizing though.

Nightwyld has now made both private apologies and a public one via a YouTube video for all the harm they caused by being part of Poppy’s inner circle. They had previously doxxed, harassed, and sent death threats to Poppy’s exes on Bryce Routhiers’ orders. Nightwyld was also groomed into sexual kinks they didn’t like, and was ordered by Poppy to write a hit piece on Poppy’s estranged child.

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It looks like the third Lebanon war is finally kicking off as Israel launched a massive wave of airstrikes on Hezbollah targets beginning this morning. Over 120 have been killed, hundreds more are injured and tens of thousands are fleeing Shia areas. The IDF spokesman just gave the residents of the Beqaa valley two hours to leave before Israel will begin widespread strikes in the area.
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Thankfully for the prosecutors in charge of charging and convicting Ryan Routh, the second Trump shooter, he had conveniently left a written note stating that:
1. He wanted to kill Trump
2. He would fail
3. The world must kill Trump (Ryan will pay $150,000 for anyone who succeeds)
4. Killing Trump will make America "kind"

 
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"C'mon! We're not licking faces, stop!"

Aaron Amhole of the Dumb Fuck Morning Show has revealed that Nick Rekieta "is a face licker!" and has licked Aaron's face several times during their sexual polycule relationship, including the very first night they met. The allegedly heterosexual Nick Rekieta has yet to respond to these allegations that he erotically tastes other men whom he has only met, but our thoughts and prayers go to the family with this revelation.
 
Founder and CEO of Telegram, Pavel Durov, has been detained in Bourget Airport. This is due to a research mandate for a preliminary investigation issued by the OFMIN of the National Directorate of the French Judicial Police. The body argues absence of moderation, cooperation with the police and the tools proposed by Telegram (disposable number, cryptocurrencies ...) makes it accomplice of drug trafficking, pedocriminal offenses and scam as the reasons as to why such a mandate was to be issued.
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Following this previous arrest, Telegram has announced it will begin to follow government requests for the IP addresses and phone numbers of users.

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The US DoD has announced it's sending troops to the Middle East and warns Americans to leave Lebanon.

The U.S. is sending troops to the Middle East in response to the surge in violence between Israel and Hezbollah and as the region teeters on the edge of an all-out war.

The Pentagon announced on Monday that 'additional' service members would be deployed to join the 40,000 already stationed in the region along with a dozen warships and fighter jet squadrons.
'In light of the increased tensions in the Middle East, and out of an abundance of caution, we are sending a small number of additional US military personnel forward to augment our forces that are already in the region,' says Press Secretary Gen. Pat Ryder
He has not disclosed how many extra troops will be sent to the region

May Emma and her two moms bring us to victory
 
The judge in the Monty v. Rekieta defamation case has recused herself after being assigned to the case since January 2023. She left the field to explain her reason for recusing herself blank. It turns out she recused herself from April Anderson/April Imholte's criminal case the same day.

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In May, Nick Rekieta made a graphic, vulgar, sexist rant about the now recused judge on stream hours after her decision against him was upheld by the appellate court. Nick was drunk and high on coke out of his mind, presumably to deal with the stress of losing. Yes, it was this stream:

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A new judge has now been assigned in Nick's defamation case... It's the same judge presiding over his criminal case resulting from that utter disaster of a Cokestream. OOPS!
 
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