Want an Internet lumberjack to come TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?

Too bad, the Green Party is in power, in Germany at least.
Presenting to you: the Green Internet firefighters. The "Green net fire department". To help extinguish the fire underneath Green social media posts, in the comment sections.
Their popularity situation is so dire that they are openly advertising, to their party members, that they have formed the "Green net fire department" - organized at the national level, coordinated at the state level - and ask members to join.
To help create troll armies to astroturf and artificially distort public opinion while simultaneously grandstanding that foreign autocrats and dictators create troll armies to astroturf and artificially distort public opinion, with the help of domestic right-wing populist useful idiots. Not to mention the "trusted flaggers", mandated by article 22 of the EU Digital Services Act.
PS: I have recently called attention to multiple shenanigans surrounding the Green Party of Germany. Please keep in mind that it isn't like the Green Party in the USA.
The Green Party of Germany is currently in power, they're the ones with WEF stooges, behind the de-industrialization of Germany and war support against Putin, the Green Party has an iron grip on multiple states, it is part of the federal government coalition, the Vice Chancellor is a Green, the Minister for Foreign Affairs is a Green, and the Minister of the Economy is a Green.
I wouldn't have the chutzpah to call that much attention to these things if this were just a meaningless 0.1% fringe party.