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Lolcow LLC has petitioned the court to be allowed Visual or Audio Coverage of the January 24th 2025 (11:15am local time) plea hearing of Nick Rekieta.

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Discuss how much you want to see the retard faggot, who's daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites, squirm in court while pleading guilty and admitting his wrongdoings.

 
Did you eat lunch today? Are you in the mood to watch something disgusting? Meet MisterPissAir, a recently popular (black) TikToker who is known for living in a complete shithole and making content with his own piss. Yes, you read that correctly.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/misterpissair-tre-williams-mcking.209604/ (Prospering Grounds)

 
Anne Marie Bompart aka Lezbollah has been arrested for violating the terms of her restraining order against the workers of the lesbian bar she has been stalking, threatening, and sexually harassing.
Anne Marie Bompart was arrested immediately following today’s hearing, The court refers the involuntary commitment for psychiatric evaluation to the New York County Criminal Court for Anne Marie Bompart’s arraignment.
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Niche Xitter cow and serial suicide baiter FallenChungus known for repeatedly shoving his fetishes down the throats of his largely underage audience and getting phished by a fat furry fart game has written a Xitter thread about how exposing minors to fat fetish pornography is actually a bad thing :o

In it he admits to having a fart fetish and also being a porn-sick retard who would spend literally all his free time gooning to fat women in his room when he was in "dark places", among other embarrassing details

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In a case of historical autism meeting newage autism, intrepid Kiwifarms user @GeldKampf has utilized his 1st edition, handbound copy of The Pocket Lavater, or, The Science of Physiognomy by Johann Caspar Lavater (from 1817) to create A physiognomic analysis of Jason's face (piratesoftware):
OF THE FOREHEAD - "It is by the shape and size of the forehead that we are to judge of the extent of a man’s understanding."

1. When we meet with horizontal lines at the junction of the nose and forehead, we may expect a harsh and unfeeling disposition.
2. If it [forehead] incline backward, we may then anticipate rashness and want of reflection, especially if there be no very remarkable jutting of the bones (brow ridge) of the eyes.
OF THE CHIN

1. An advancing, projecting chin is always a declaration of energy. When pointed, it often denotes craft (cunningness).

For clarification, the example on the right given by Lavater is described awfully and Jason is literally him.

"[...] this slightly-projecting chin, when accompanied with small, penetrating eyes, denotes the absence of sincerity."


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Elon Musk is allegedly very upset with streamer Asmongold and throwing a tantrum because Asmongold pointed out that Elon is bad at PoE2 and almost certainly didn't level his own hardcore character, issuing a challenge that if Elon could prove he leveled his character himself, Asmon would stream on X every day for a year. Asmon made this challenge when he reacted to a video by Quin69TV a few days ago which compiles and illustrates several examples of how Elon could not have leveled his character and isn't familiar with or good at the game in general.

Elon has unfollowed him and Asmon's Xitter Check is gone. Elon also leaked DMs from Asmon to prove a point ostensibly about how Asmon isn't his own boss.

 

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BING BING WAHOO! After months and months of endless speculation from leakers whose uncles totally work at Nintendo, the Switch 2 has finally been revealed with a vague release date of 2025.
Only the console has been revealed so far, which appears to be marginally bigger than its predecessor, along with the announcement the Switch 2 will be backwards compatible with most original Switch games.
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(Discuss in the Nintendo Switch thread)
 
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