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Following the recent deterioration of relations between DarksydePhil and PPP/Kino Casino, PPP had scheduled a livestream on Friday with itsagundam to reveal the deeply personal DMs that DSP had sent him.

DSP has now collaborated with ReviewtechUSA and they're streaming live right now. DSP is trying to claim that he planned this all along and was feeding the Kino Casino deliberate lies (including that his wife and parents were dying) the entire time and manipulated them over more than 6 months. DSP is showing the DMs on stream now and will be dumping a link to them all after the stream finishes.
ReviewtechUSA isn't buying his bullshit and most observers think that DSP has totally lost any grounding with reality and is clinically insane.

He has broken down all the DMs into folders showing his supposed 6 month long gayop to "felt" PPP and Andy Warski:
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They're livestreaming right now (link is in the thread)

Discussion starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/page-6026

edit: ReviewtechUSA was kicked off the stream by DSP and Ethan Ralph is currently tweeting like crazy trying to get on the show

final edit: the messages were dumped in PDF format and contain hundreds of pages, here is the dedicated thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kino-casino-fallgout-march-19-dm-leaks.214972 (however most of the analysis occurred in the megathread itself. PPP has alleged that DSP excluded certain messages to make himself not look bad and PPP plans to show them on Friday's stream.
 
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State Senator Justin Eichorn (R-Minnesota) has recently co-sponsored a bill that would recognise Trump Derangement Syndrome as a mental illness within the state of Minnesota. Proposed symptoms include:

- Intense verbal hostility toward Trump.
- Inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and perceived pathology in Trump’s behaviour.
- Acts of aggression or violence against Trump supporters or symbols associated with him.

However, as pointed out by @Starved Artist, the father of 4 has just been arrested for repeatedly soliciting what he believed was an underage prostitute and is facing calls to resign.
Minnesota senator Justin Eichorn was arrested and booked on Tuesday. He believed he was talking to a 17-year-old female, but was communicating instead with detectives from the Bloomington, Minnesota, police department, police allege.
Eichorn, a 40-year-old whose biography on the Minnesota Senate website says he is married with four kids, faces felony charges for soliciting a minor to practice prostitution.

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/minnes...syndrome-to-mental-illness-definition.214618/ | Posted by @Blewberry Nausea

I promise this'll be my last one for a while, but I think it's funny.
 
Ex-VRChat trolling Youtuber, Glass is currently livestreaming a crash out of biblical proportions. Even reading his own thread LIVE on stream!

This is a man who has previously came to the farms under the account @servile sleeper to gayops and larp as a mysterious being only to be caught as he went on a schizophrenic rant about all users messaging in his thread of being a single person. That being his scorned gay-ex-lover and VRChat trolling Youtube rival, Urgblah.
This person (Glass) who has sent images of his penis to two minors by his own admission, attempts on the current on-going livestream to manipulate The Great Sneeder, Null into believing everyone in this thread is, once again, Urgblah. Sorry Null.
Posts with audio clips of Glass malding at Null, and stating he believes multiple users are UrghBla in disguise.

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I didn't edit this in when it happened, but the stream has since ended. However, @GizmoG did an amazing job archiving both the first stream Glass had last night (the one I linked was actually a second stream he did.) as well as compiling context and some of the stream chat, which in of itself is absolutely hilarious. Here's the post.
Second edit: @VietMan posted the archive of the second stream, the one I linked originally, in this post here.
This is absolute peak crash out. :story:
 
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Apparently Hector Martin, the boy who shout "GOSH DARN KIWI FARMS KILLED MY BUDDY NEAR" too loud and too much and pretending to be e-thot v-tuber waifu "Asahi Lina" in the name of his own programming socks penguin distro, have a hissy fit\panic attack\run for his life and announcing he take somewhat of hiatus rom all linux related projects for unspecified time, but indifinetely for Apple GPU drivers for sure.
In case you didn't think Hector could fail at opsec even harder, he did the classic Hector thing of being smug about DAH TROLLS... only on his Lina account, which is extremely out of character for "her" but perfectly in character for him.

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hector...s-asahi-lina-asahi-linux.169453/post-20875697
 
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Twin Flames Universe, a cult based on elements of New Age spiritualism regarding soulmates, has been accused of coercing students into changing gender. Being mostly made up of women and facing the issue that its "spiritual guru" leaders proclaimed that a union can only happen between a divine masculine and a divine feminine, it was proclaimed that some females in the cult were actually divine masculine all along.

As a result of this, eighteen members of the Twin Flames Universe have transitioned, almost all of them from women to men.
 

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Rivals of Aether 2, better known as Furry Smash, recently announced a new pirate themed event

Said pirate themed event is blatant dicksucking of cow Pirate Software/Jason Hall/Maldavius Figtree, who is the co-owner of the publishing company that published Rivals 2. At his apparent request, they added a pirate themed ferret skin for one of their characters and for the next few days 25% of all profits will go directly to Jason's LLC as a "donation" to his ferret sanctuary. I use quotation marks because his sanctuary is not a charity, nor any sort of non profit, and he will be pocketing all the funds sent his way.

This has caused some controversy in the steam post announcing it, as Maldy and one of the devs of the game are now arguing with customers and trolls alike in the replies. It also seems some farmers are up to gayops, as at least one reply is directly copy pasted AI lawslop someone posted on the farms. (You know who you are, eat shit faggots)

The drama starts here.
 
After being MIA for a month following a psychotic break resulting in her making a nude video, infamous kitten murderer Emily Nicole Cassidy makes a triumphant return to the Kiwifarms.

Her return post continues her tradition of schizophrenia by defending pedophiles for some reason.

She claims she was in the hospital for a month because she had the flu.

Come give Emily a warm welcome back. Remember, your here forever!
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Nicholas Rekieta posted another seething LOCALS diatribe.
He announces an announcement to "stream soon" and debuted himself as a dabbleverse streamer, the lowest of the low.
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Accompanying this pile of wet-brain fagdrivel is a photo of a bowl of wet greasy goop he calls "food", it must be Asian because chopsticks were shown and bok choy was used.
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Quit eating Asian food for an entire month here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20883815
 
Austin Curtis Peterson, AKA BossmanJack aka austingambles, a man famous for being the most entertaining crackhead on the internet, had an appointment with his probation officer this morning, and claims to have broken down crying, afraid they were going to send him back to jail. He is being coy but it is likely he was afraid of failing the drug tests.




Edit: Not a minute later, Relapse confirmed

 
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Tornado Cash is a cryptocurrency "mixer" which enabled people to launder cryptocurrency - North Korea used this service heavily and as such it was added to the US government's sanctions list in a highly contentious action (it is neither a country, nor a person, but a piece of software that exists only on the internet)
Today the US government announced that it has lifted the sanctions - this is an extremely significant moment as it means the US government cannot sanction a piece of software/code.

People have been celebrating this, and someone decided to create a new website for it, this time with a highly creative and 100% secure CAPTCHA/verification process to ensure that North Koreans stop using it - the user must draw a funny mustache on Kim Jong Un and fill in a text field saying something mean about him and also check a box agreeing to a statement that Kim Jong Un is retarded.
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Discussion: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-sanctions-lifted-on-tornado-cash.215139/
 
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