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[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Steve Lightfoot has finally decided to settle down in Grand Junction, Colorado as opposed to his other choices of Colorado and Idaho because apparently those other places didn't have outdoor dining he could use to assault people with his karaoke.

Discuss here.

 

[AltisticRight]

A lawtube exoplanet whale called "Megan Fox" wrote a seething essay "support letter" to the judge of Nicholas Rekieta's drug possession case.

(She misspells janitor as journalist, FYI.)
(Highlight to quote feature is broken too, I'm sure the admins already know.)

Laugh at the remaining parasocial relationships of Balldo Tribe here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-21112324

 

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Corinne Cliford, the IRL streamer most known for her insane 2018 call-in to the Killstream ft. Mister Metokur, Null, Mumkey Jones, and Dick Masterson, has somehow found her way into the White House press pool:

Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/corinn...inne-forever-corinn-esque.42522/post-21118440

 

[neger psykolog]

About a month ago when DarksydePhil and Kino Casino broke up and DMs were leaked it was revealed that PPP/KC had offered DSP & his wife Khet an all expenses paid trip to a bar that Hulk Hogan owns to hang out and film some content and also give them some time for a honeymoon - DSP refused this offer and made up a variety of excuses as to why it wouldn't be possible.

In a strange turn of events, PWR (Pro Wrestling Reality World) has now been offered the same trip and it appears as if he has accepted.

This strange & unexpected collaboration seems to be going ahead despite PWR only 2 weeks ago building a "detractor concentration camp" in The Sims on his livestream and burning alive avatars of PPP and Warski:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-20957227

PWR only very recently came to people's attention after defending DSP's chastity from hot 19 year old lesbians and he has somehow managed to rapidly gain a dedicated viewership, turned anti-DSP and generally streams at the same time as DSP while reliably bringing in significantly more viewers and income than DSP does - in short he has begun stealing DSP's viewership (at a time when DSP's income has been drying up). His name is outlawed on DSP's streams (because it's a "detractor meme"). He has also verbally decimated Ethan Ralph live on air.

An apt comparison of DSP vs PWR:

The Virgin DSP
- futilely tries to hide he's a retard
- barely gets 200 views with 2 streams
- too much of a coward to interact with fans or haters
- relentlessly begs but can barely reach his goals without his whale
- hasn't had ass since 2013 but pretends he has
- hides behind a fake wife and family

The Chad PWR
- embraces his autism
- easily draws over 500 hot young doods for one stream, so hot he had to start a 2nd
- happily takes phone calls and shuts down all the cowards
- appreciates any donations and even gives to charity when he gets extra
- hasn't had ass since 2013 and proudly let's you know it
- no wife, no life, no family, no friends

His show is apparently very reminiscent of Ghost Radio and he takes live calls and has been described as endearing by many - and also left many seriously questioning if he is a troll or putting on an act.

Discussion in the PWR thread (prospering grounds): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pwr-pr...erson113-alexander-watts.216584/post-21118490

 

[Axiom.]

@Fräulein Troonjak has killed himself.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21113588

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

UK Supreme Court rules that "woman" legally is indeed about biological sex, thus rendering trans women legally not women:

Off-Topic Post in thread 'Transgender Legislation and Litigation'

Wednesday at 5:06 AM

TERF Island Supreme Court continues its genocide with an unanimous decision that yes, "woman" refers to biological sex.

Supreme Court rules the term sex refers to 'biological women'published at 11:02
11:02Breaking​

UK Supreme Court judge Lord Hodge announces that the Equality Act’s definition of a woman is based on biological sex.

He counsels not to see this as a triumph for one side over another and stresses the law still gives trans people protection against discrimination.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cvgq9ejql39t

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[slungus22]

Jake Weddle has taken his seething offline and brought it to the stage with his 10-minute stand-up set Death Threat Comedy, an attempt to cope with and rationalize why Xitter users launched the hashtag #RAPEJAKEWEDDLE

Discussion here

 

[Haramburger]

in developing juvenile true crime, Texas nig track stabber Karmelo Anthony had his bail reduced from $1mil to $250k by a fellow nig judge, his family raised $430k in crowdfunded donations, and the money was NOT spent on legal defense, instead buying or renting a new McMansion and possibly security for his ankle-monitored house arrest:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/high-s...nship-meet-officials-say.216222/post-21122195

 

[Relinquish]

Under the request of people in the 4chan thread, there's now a dedicated thread for phonebooking Jannies. The OP will be updated with each new information

Thread 'Meet The Jannies'

Wednesday at 12:00 PM

We need a thread just for the dox phonebook of these scum we all hate. Concentrate them. Put them somewhere. A concentrated thread just for the dox phonebook.

These vermin have been torturing every single 4chan user for years, completely oblivious to the concept they might ever face consequences for their vile conduct.

Meet The Jannies

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. As you are all aware, 4chan has recently been hacked by users at Soyjak.party / The Sharty, and with it, a lot of information has...​

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[PS2 Nishiki]

Today marks the 30th birthday of fat, balding, tranny Colton Lochmann. Come send our birthday boy best wishes as male pattern baldness hits him like a truck.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amanda...-ghostguy15-saladfingy05.192186/post-21123449

 

[Harm]

Ersatz_cats, the Karl Jobst super-fanboy who attended the Billy Mitchell trial in-person, has a deranged hatred for Billy Mitchell, and blogged about how the trial was a slam dunk for Karl Jobst, has been phonebooked as "mostly peaceful protester" Walter R. Cuddeford of Olympia, WA.



Walter Cuddeford has a long history of participating in proto-ANTIFA "peaceful protests" and has been arrested for assaulting law enforcement while attempting to prevent military equipment from leaving a Tacoma, WA port in 2007.

Come discuss how Karl Jobst's strongest warrior is an IRL soyjak:
Initial findings
Identity located
Confirmed

Meanwhile, Karl Jobst's long-anticipated response video has suffered several delays with excuses ranging from "my lawyers need to look over the video again" to "my Internet cut out!" This is despite publicly announcing that the video would have been out by this past weekend.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The Judiciary declared war on the Executive branch, and found the Executive guilty of Criminal Contempt of Court.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-21124392

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta's attorney has filed a sentencing memorandum which reveals that the Presentence Investigation Report filed with the court last week has recommended a sentence of 30 days in jail, with credit for 2 days served after his arrest in May 2024, five years of probation, and 80 hours of community service.

Rekieta's attorney asks instead for 12 months of probation.

Edit: For context, sentencing is on Friday.

Letters from Nick's dad, wife, and online friend Megan Fox have also been filed with the court.

Discuss in the relevant thread:

The Barneswalker the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

 

[Dick Cheney Respecter]

Idubbbz has released his new Content Cop video on Ethan Klein / h3h3

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anisa-...e-washburn-anisas-husband.38107/post-21125302

 

[Plum Smuggler]

ADF, Philip Haskins-Delici has issued a direct threat to Kiwi Farms users in the Portland area.

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/adf-p...delici-isabel-rosa-araujo.10131/post-21125380
UPDATE: Phil sent another ultimatum.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adf-ph...delici-isabel-rosa-araujo.10131/post-21130123

 

[ASeabear8952]

A Groyper by the name of Kyle Langford is running for Governor of California. His platform includes deporting all male illegal aliens and giving all female illegal aliens a chance to stay if they marry a “Californian incel.”

Make your predictions on how his campaign will go and how Nick Fuentes will totally help him here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rainb...rst-purrer-nick-the-knife.64977/post-21123724

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Patrick Tomlinson of Milwaukee and Patrick Tivnan of the Milwaukee police are fighting over if police can respond to prank calls at the Tomlinson-Robinson residence. Come watch Patrick v. Patrick legal case here:

Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5'

Wednesday at 4:23 PM

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[gagabobo1997]

RapeApe, one of 4chan's head jannies, sent out an email to the entire 4chan staff team about the hack. This email was immediately leaked to the sharty.

Discuss

 

[karz]

Elon Musk cannot keep his dick in his pants.
Elon reportedly approached Tiffany Fong in Xitter DMs to have a baby with him (this would make her Elon's fifth baby mama).
However, Fong rejected Musk.
In retaliation, Musk is slashing Fong's income from Xitter Premium from a peak of at least $20,000 per month for Fong and nuking Xitter DMs to be replaced by "XChat".

 

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EXPLORE WITH US has released bodycam footage of 3M+ subscriber tranny influencer Nikita Dragun having a meltdown and pissing on the floor during a 2022 arrest incident:

Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikita...ta-nguyen-nicholas-nguyen.96058/post-21131276