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'Are 'Ange/Angela Rayner, the UK deputy PM (Vice president that actually does something) most notable for having more kids than qualifications, has been forced to QUIT having been caught out for not paying her taxes/being really obviously corrupt using her tard baby's trust fund to buy her third (!) house.
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Until this week she was top contender to knife-in-back current ponce-in-chief Queef Stomper/Kier Starmer, but she got knoifed first, and now the cabinet is in chaos! Total government reshuffle! Three ministers are out already!
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So grab yourself a pint (or half dozen), and join in on the not-so-baseless speculation on which angloid globohomo leftie gets cannibalized next.
Greggs thread discussion starts from here:
Smyrna

UK Post in thread 'British News Megathread'

The Telegraph is reporting that Big Ange is leaving government.

UPDATE: Formal statement now released. Rayner resigns as deputy PM and as Housing Minister.
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And the dedicated AnN thread here:
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UK Thread 'UK deputy PM Rayner quits over tax error, local media reports'

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LONDON - British Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner resigned on Sept 5 after she admitted underpaying property tax on a new home, in a new blow for her boss, Prime Minister Keir Starmer, local media reported.

Ms Rayner, 45, is the eighth, and the most senior, ministerial departure from Mr Starmer’s team, and the most damaging yet after the British leader offered her his full support when she was first accused of deliberately trying to avoid paying the correct tax rate.

With Labour trailing Britain’s populist Reform UK in the polls, Mr Starmer faces yet more challenges in...
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A Hyundai automotive plant in Georgia got raided yesterday by ICE, arresting 450 illegals

Discuss Hyundai running a plantation here:
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US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

There was a massive ICE raid today in Georgia at a Hyundai plant. 450 Illegals found
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ELLABELL, Ga. (WSAV) — WSAV has confirmed with the spokesperson from Homeland Security that Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) is conducting a sting operation at the Hyundai plant.
Hundreds of undercover law enforcement vehicles and Humvees were reportedly seen on Kia...
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Are you a Canadian citizen & are against Payment Processor censorship? A new petition regarding Payment Processor Censorship (Petition e-6695) has launched which targets financial discrimination, ensuring transparency for consumers, and protecting creators rights to make legal adult content. Discuss this here:
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Post in thread 'Payment Processor Censorship (Visa / Mastercard / Stripe / PayPal etc)'

There's a new petition regarding Payment Processors like VISA and Mastercard in Canada. This targets financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services, ensuring transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and to protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
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Petition link: https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-6695 (GhostArchive)
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Sign the petition here (Canada only).
 
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🪦 Deceased Post in thread 'Joe Winko'

I have not seen this posted in the thread yet, but I am confident that Joe Winko's full name was Joseph Allen Winkowski.
Florida voter registration with matching birthdate:
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Church program/newsletter from Elm Grove, WI dated September 7, 2025 mentions his death. (page 4 in attached pdf)
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I was not able to find Romario or any other Winkoverse characters, but maybe some more dedicated Winkoheads can.
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🪦 Deceased Post in thread 'Joe Winko'

Very sad. I don't believe he was adopted, it may have been a cope/delusion similar to Pixyteri believing that her dad wasn't her real dad and that she was secretly half Japanese. Or, Joe Winko was an intentionally unreliable narrator as the playwright of his own life. He did seem to have a penchant for parallel universes and alternate timelines. Whatever the case, he certainly bore a strong resemblance to his family.

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Pictures taken from Rochelle Denise (Franklin)'s Facebook (archive).
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Joe Winko's true identity as "Joseph Allen Winkowski" has been found, throwing many of his claims of being adopted over the years into question and doubt....
 
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After 76 years, The Department of Defense is The Department of War once more
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Discuss here:

Disdainer of the Plebs

US Thread 'Trump to rename Department of Defense the 'Department of War,' official says'

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WASHINGTON, Sept 4 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump plans to sign an executive order on Friday to rename the Department of Defense the "Department of War," a White House official said on Thursday, a move that would put Trump's stamp on the government's biggest organization.

The order would authorize Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, the Defense Department and subordinate officials to use secondary titles such as "Secretary of War," "Department of War," and "Deputy Secretary of War" in...
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Former Encyclopedia Dramatica admin Conrad Rockenhaus was arrested for probation violations by the U.S. Marshals and had the shit beaten out of him on top of that, later having a seizure in court. He is behind bars at least until Monday, when he is being sentenced for a probation violation involving pissing hot for weed, having unauthorized Internet devices (an iPhone 15 Pro Max and an Apple Watch Ultra 2), and having his wife Ade remotely erase them.
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🎭 Dramacow Post in thread 'Adrienne Blair / @adezero, Tachy / zerotacht and Conrad Rockenhaus'


He was on bond which was revoked for violations.

There's are two audio files I haven't listened to yet that may explain in more detail what this is about. Since they did the annoying thing federal courts do of keeping audio files as PDF files with audio attachments and some lightweight PDF readers don't support this, I've extracted those as well.

He was out on bond for a violation of supervised release, which means they didn't need a warrant.
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So he agreed to this condition, then mouthed off or...
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Foodie Beauty, a rather portly and rotund woman who enjoys eating mounds of fast food in "Mukbang" videos surprisingly has no cooking prowess of her own. She has recently been pushed into the social expectation of cooking for about 20 people by her loving husband Salah - this is expected of a wife in the middle east.
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She is actually in quite big trouble. Cooking for others is a huge deal in Middle Eastern culture, this is a direct test of her skills as a host and wife. If it goes badly Salad will lost a huge amount of "face".

She's also actually cooking for 20 - 18 guests plus themselves. Although alot of attendees will be little kids.
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Only about 2 hours before the events that follow one astute k-farmer would point out that Foodie Beauty would rather fake a "medical emergency" to avoid having to cook food and share it with other people:
Clotso Coof said:
If Chantal really was expected to host 18 people in her home, even if she didn't have to cook, she'd fake a health emergency and head for the hospital. There's no way she'd go through with it.

I don't think she'd even wait until last minute to cancel. She'd fake the health crisis the day before so she could convalesce (seal and eat) on the day the social event had been scheduled.
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Shortly after the above prediction she would have an emergency livestream in which the fat cunt declared a "medical emergency" after falling (she "slid") over in the shower and now cannot cook as expected:
Clotso Coof said:
Chantal takes her first shower in six weeks, and just happens to fall down in time to cancel a social event. Gosh darn it! Oh well, it's Allah's will.
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Oh no! I bet she won't be able to stand up all day and cook for 20 people now!
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Mr. Manchester said:
Brilliant. Can't cook for 20 people with a bruised gunt. Master of her craft.
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Discussion in the thread about everyone's favorite rotund woman on the k-farms: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-22429424
 
Hapa grifter Yu Sum Tam, also known as Lauren Chen / Roaming Millennial has made a statement regarding her involvement in "Tenet", allegedly a Russian media founded "right-wing" grifter network. She and her husband Liam Donovan got paid millions to supposedly push pro-Russian points.

The statement was complete with a photo of her children that nobody asked for. This was likely a guilt-tripping attempt.
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Summary of her statement:
- All their assets were seized and never returned. This supposedly included income outside of Tenet.
- She denies everything and claimed that this was nothing more than a Biden-administration backed smearing campaign.
- She was deplatformed, some unwilling relatives debanked. Canada opened an investigation too, which turned into large sums of legal fees.
- No criminal charges were ever made.
- She is now shilling crypto scam coins.

Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tenet...-yu-sum-tam-liam-donovan.199620/post-22428520
Thirst posters will be thread banned.
This isn't a thread about the Russian-Ukranian war. Keep that to AH.
 
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Georgeous George (George Alexander Yarid aka G.A.Y.) is/was a vintage lolcow who has probably been an internet laughing stock for longer than Christine Westside Chandler. He ran a public access TV show many years ago and the prank calls to his show and his reaction to them achieved an almost legendary status. The videos would accumulate millions of views before George started issuing DMCA notices and he would spend decades engaged in issuing them repeatedly.

Like CWC he was also from Richmond, Virginia.

He was so widely hated by trolls that originated from Something Awful and many of them turned out to be reddit tier faggots who make DSP and Wings of Redemption's worst alogs look like absolute saint by comparison:
Biggie_Smiles said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CItbgPn_oc4 Some of George's trolls have shown themselves to be far more pathetic than anything they've ever shown about him, these tards went to his father's gravesite as some sort of "own"
Clearly a bunch of fat retarded boomers. They had a "fund" for this shit too lmao https://www.gofundme.com/f/donations-for-the-upcoming-gooncon

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It is alleged that he has died:
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R.I.P. G.A.Y.
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Some basic lore for anyone who isn't aware of this vintage cow and is an uncultured pleb: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gorgeous-george-george-alexander-yarid.857/post-13073446

*toilet flush* (before a mod removes this part - it is a reference to one of his trolls that would call in with a toilet flush sound to every single show he would ever do. It's a joke)
 
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The Kiwi Farms SS13 server is having its weekly event today at 7 PM EST, or 6 PM for early comers. Just over 3 hours from now.
At its peak, this server is the most populated non-ERP-adjacent server on the BYOND hub.
Come celebrate the terminal troonening of Non-KF SS13 here:
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🥝 Community Thread 'Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition)'

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I have created a new space station 13 server called Riviera Station.
Server IP: 104.225.250.142:1337
Schedule: Saturday 7PM ET (America Time)
Server is online 24/7, however it is not active outside the scheduled time.

To discuss SS13/14 lolcows and not the game, go HERE

Brand new?
If needed, see: Am Retarded Nigger, How Connect?

Then use the basic game mechanics guide How Do I Do Anything? to complete the following optional assignment:

Spawn in and exit the shuttle into the station and locate...
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In more Quartering news, he has decided to rename his secondary channel from “The Quartercast” to “Jeremy Hambly” (his real name). The logic for this decision, by his own admission, is to manipulate his SEO since searching his real name leads to “snark and bullshit” i.e. his Kiwifarms thread and other places critical of him
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Hambly has been in a classic lolcow death spiral as of recently, as multiple Kino Casino segments have been making fun of him and driving interest in The Quartering as a lolcow, and his otherwise dead livestream chats have been filled with Casino fans and other a-logs mocking Hambly for his various failures, including his regular admittance to having explosive diarrhea. This has led to long segments of his livestreams where he silently seethes and bans chat members.
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(Discuss here)
 
User @MAAAD has gotten laid. To a stripper. For 5000 rubles. While wasted. He has been MIA for hours.

Discuss the loss of a Wizard here:
MAAAD

Thread 'wew LAD'

GIUS IM IN A FUCKING STRIP CLUB JUST SPENT 5K RUBLES LN A PRIVATE 12 MINUTES HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKIGN AWESOME HER BOOBS I COULD DROWN IN THEM LETS GOOOOOOOOOSVVDRH YEH THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING EVEVNIBG THIS FUCKING WHOLE UEAR LETS FUCKONG GOOOOOOOOOO
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After a home run by Harrison Bader during a Philadelphia Phillies vs The Miami Marlins baseball game, the ball fell into the crowd and was taken by a father of two, who wanted to give it to his son. However, an angry Karen went up to him and bullied him into giving her the ball, as she claims the father took it from her hand. The commentators of the match roasted her, the crowd was booing her and she also lost her job as a school teacher due to backlash. And she looks exactly how you'd imagine. The son of the father later got a baseball care-package from an employee and a signed bat by the baseballer himself.

Discuss here on why you hate Karens, or if the dad did the right thing by deescalating or not.
 
Some Sektur stuff.

Least skinny paedophile Vito Gesualdi had a major breakdown after Ethan van Sciver (another scammer) and Dax Herrera a/k/a Juju the Cow criticised his shitty comic book.
Washed up Hollywood rejects won't understand the masterpiece that is SUPERKILLER.
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Is this all fake drama? Is Vito becoming Juju's second Maddox? Who knows. They're still crying about Eric July.
Link to Vito's thread.

SchizoSeanTV, the obese neckbearded lolcow and harasser has been phonebooked. He harassed Eric July at his conventions and stalked lolcows such as Vito and Aaron Imholte.
Here he is with his idol Patrick Melton, another fat nonce.
Say hi to Sean Nicholas Houston, born August 1998. He is still living with mama.
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This was only possible because he decided to harass another lolcow couple (Keanu and Geno). He got wasted at a hotel lobby and he was then thrown out. Geno took a photo of his ID, redacted everything but his first name and posted it.
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Phonebooked in Nicholas Rekieta's thread.
 
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