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Dr. Robert McKim Sr. has allegedly been glitterbombed.
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"I know I have no shirt on because I just got home from doctor appointments, and I took off my shirt to put my t-shirt on when I opened the package and pulled out the item, and it spring out and fluing glitter all over me."

Discuss.
 
Alleged Potato Masher JF Gariepy was betrayed by his latest Semen Incubation Unit Girlfriend and has put out an open invitation:

-Are you a suitable human female between the ages of 18-30?
-Are you willing to abandon your friends, family, job and housing to move to Alberta Canada on a whim within the next 2 months?
-Are you willing to kill any and all of your beloved pets so that you will pay your undivided attention to your new owner partner?
-Are you willing to deliver mandatory romantic care, including mating (seasonal quantities may vary)
-Are you a depressed insane loser with no aspirations?

Well good news, because you can come live with a retarded French-Canadian with self proclaimed ties to Jeffrey Epstein who may or may not have murdered his previous wife and gotten off scot-free!
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In the latest Styxhexenhammer666 news, he is selling his Google Play Button:


You may remember the button from last month when @Kiislova and I noticed a woman's reflection in said button.

In this latest video, he says he's going to take bids on it:

"I've decided to detach myself from a lot of my worldly belongings, because there are other things more valuable in the world. Things my subscribers have sent me and stuff like that, of course, and my occult collection and things related to my work are exempt."

"I'm selling the youtube button because I don't care about it. I care more about having money to do the things I want to do, like get a little trawler or something."

Discuss here
 
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-elder-scrolls.4036/post-22621565
The Skyrim mod project, Vampire The Masquerade Reawakened, has released its claimed last development report as they've claimed they're slated to finally release in 2026. The mod is set in the "Dark Ages" setting in medieval Prague during the Tremere and Tzimice clan wars and the Cathedral of Flesh seems to play a big role in the story as a massive dungeon/plot device.
 
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The Kiwi Farms unofficial SS13 server's weekly event is in 1-2 hours.
Today we will be purging the Indians the soyteens keep bringing to the server.

UPDATE:
Today there are no Indians, the kill on sight order has spooked them off allowing the white crew to die in horrific ways in peace.


geckogoy

🥝 Community Thread 'Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition)'

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I have created a new space station 13 server called Riviera Station.
Server IP: 104.225.250.142:1337
Schedule: Saturday 7PM ET (America Time)
Server is online 24/7, however it is not active outside the scheduled time.

To discuss SS13/14 lolcows and not the game, go HERE

Brand new?
If needed, see: Am Retarded Nigger, How Connect?

Then use the basic game mechanics guide How Do I Do Anything? to complete the following optional assignment:

Spawn in and exit the shuttle into the station and locate...
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A man claiming to be a descendant of Colonel Sanders has supposedly leaked the 11 secret herbs and spices on TikTok. He seems to have an axe to grind and is angry with the sexualization of the good Colonel in some of KFC's advertising.

Discuss Here & copy the recipe.
 
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[HORRIFIC NEWS]

Ethan Ralph has revealed his new lady.
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Ralph would later do a stream with his new woman at a Culver’s and it was extremely awkward.
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Post in thread '🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets'

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  • Ralph does not give the girl any nickname
    • She's struggling with her anxiety throughout the video
    • She watches a lot of fast food content on YouTube
    • She likes Hello Kitty, and is wearing a Hello Kitty long sleeve in the video
    • She talks to old men on the internet (???)
  • Ralph is on his Mexican data plan, and the video quality is awful. The girl in particular, is difficult to parse.
  • Ralph pretends he doesn't have a self admitted hat purchasing addiction, and claims the store owners gave him the hat for free and that they were big...
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In late but still funny news in the Team Fortress 2 community, an autist has created a website called slurs.tf, which allows you to search a users Steam profile and see how many slurs they've said in competitive TF2 servers, complete with regional and international leaderboards for several different categories of slurs.

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Discuss how many times your favorite TF2uber has said nigger here:
 
A mass shooting has occurred at a restaurant in Southport, North Carolina, leaving three people dead and eight wounded. While this would be a pedestrian mass shooting otherwise, the shooter was unusually firing from a boat at people that were dining outside. Police are questioning a person of interest, but the suspect is currently at large officially.

Was this a nigger taking to the high seas? A modern-day pirate? Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/three-killed-eight-injured-in-shooting-at-southport-yacht-basin.229432/
 
User @BrunoMattei might be fucking dead.

They released a schizo manifesto / suicide note.

It's fucking wild. Come read the CEO of a rape factory's work here.

Pomniman said:
This was just sent to me with a suicide note and some miscellaneous other stuff offsite by @BrunoMattei. We corresponded for a bit over a year before this, and while it was fun, I'm not going to pretend we were best buddies or wax poetic over this. Haven't read it yet and probably won't for a while but since he asked in the note (which I'm taking at face value for the purposes of this post, though if any of you feel like checking to see if he's really dead, go for it)
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President Russel M. Nelson has died at age 101. He was prophet and seer of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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Discuss Here:
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Culture Thread 'President Russell M. Nelson — a man of heart, hope and vision — has died at age 101'

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President Russell M. Nelson — a man of heart, hope and vision — has died at age 101​

President Russell M. Nelson, the pioneering heart surgeon whose second act as an apostle culminated in his 90s with leadership so vigorous and sweeping that his presidency forever transformed The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has died. He was 101.

“With sorrow we announce that Russell M. Nelson, beloved President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, passed away peacefully shortly after 10 p.m. MDT today at his home in Salt Lake City. He...
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Big updates in the Dec-A-Verse

2006 FOIA data and 8 5 lost Francis E. Dec rants have been found.
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These Kiwi Farms Exclusive rants are as follows:
  • CLAIMS OF A JEW SLUT
  • LONG ISLAND LUNACY
  • MY LIFE WAS A DEADLY NIGHTMARE
  • PASTEURIZED MILK CONSPIRACY
  • THE LOW LOUIE LEFKOWITZ LETTER
  • TO BE BURNED ALIVE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTER COP
  • DATSA SURE-A FIX
  • THE GODLY ALTRUISM OF MR. FRANCIS E. DEC
AI assisted Doc Britton-style audio rants for FRANKENSTEIN RADIO HEAD and the new CLAIMS OF A JEW SLUT have been added to the OP.

See it in the Francis E. Dec thread FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE

(update: There's 5, not 8, they were poorly labeled, some were just the second pages to other rants)
 
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Nathan Gayson (no relation to Nathan Lesbianson) of gamergate fame (he fucked Zoe Quinn) has had his book released that is called "Stream Big". It features a full chapter about the official emissary of the transgender kingdom, Keffals. Since Keffals is boring and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever the chapter is actually mostly about k-farms and how about this guy called Josh runs a pretty cool website that has a community that makes cool music and fanart.

The last page of the book available on Google Books has a quote from someone saying this:
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(as far as I can tell no one has posted snippets from the actual book)

I put as many screencaps as I could of the book in the Keffals thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-22628148
K-farms reviews thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/post-22628200
 
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Hiroyuki A/K/A gookmoot, the current owner of 4chan, hosted a final Japanese primary election debate, things are looking pretty hopeless. @Steve Pinto wrote a very informative OP explaining what’s going on in the Japanese politics, highly recommend to read it if you’re interested in this
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Thread '🇯🇵 The owner of 4chan hosts the final Japanese primary election debate. Every single candidate is hopeless.'

I was originally going to post this in the Japan lolcow thread or the Japan General thread, but I ended up writing a lot more than I thought so I'll post it here. I wrote this because I saw this live and it was so retarded that I wanted to share it.


The boring context (You can skip this if you want)

If you are paying attention to Japanese politics, you may know that Prime Minister Ishiba Shigeru resigned this month after his party, the political institution LDP (the ruling party with a historical monopoly on power since WW2), took a massive defeat in the last election and...
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On day 28 of Lord Mile's 40 day 24/7 live water fast in the desert, he went offline after he said his generator was getting replaced. He has not been back back online for 2 days straight now. His 40 day water fast is supposed to be recorded 24/7 for proof of the accomplishment for his Polymarket betting event

Monarch questionably stated that Miles has died from his water fast after hospital staff gave him glucose IV without consent.

People are considering that he may have intentionally abandoned the 40 day water fast to rugpull his audience
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Update on Lord Miles: It is official that Lord Miles is still alive and DID NOT die in a Saudi Arabian hospital. He just locked his xitter account as of yesterday. This is Lord Mile's first sign of life since claiming he’d only be gone for 2 hours, 10 days ago. Miles only has limited time left to confirm he completed the challenge and provide full proof before the Polymarket bet gets resolved as "No"
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It is also alleged that Lord Miles himself also made a 14k bet against himself using a Polymarket account connected with his public ETH wallet
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Edit: Lord miles's xitter account has a post claiming that he is being "detained" by Saudi Arabian intelligence. The tweet was posted to sound like it was created by somebody else, HOWEVER, the first edit of the post has language to suggest that Miles was the one who wrote up the tweet. There is a high probability that he scammed his audience and made up the whole thing
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Discuss Lord Miles scamming his fanbase in his thread
 
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