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The Vice President of the United States of America posted his Halloween costume today, a which makes him look like the popular meme edit of his face:
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Unsurprisingly, libtard faggots are mad.
Discuss in the US politics thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-22878962
 
The Affinity suite (Adobe's biggest competitor to Photoshop and Illustrator) made their whole suite "free". What's the catch? Well, you are not allowed to make anything based, otherwise your account will be removed, and your shit will be uploaded to their servers.
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Don't let the banner fool you.

Come and seethe at how the biggest Adobe killer just got more gay than Adobe in the thread for shitty software.
 
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Two federal judges in the First Circuit have ordered the Trump Administration to disburse emergency funding to keep the SNAP spigot flowing, one in a from-the-hip emergency order with no written opinion justifying it.
AnOminous

Post in thread 'EBT Payment Shutdown Thread'

Rouxls Kaard said:
Today, an ongoing case that includes 24 state governors and DC, have won against the Trump admin for withholding food stamps during the shutdown. The day is, in fact, saved.

Source
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(This literally just happened I got the email 3 hours ago)
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Two Obama appointees, one from Massachusetts and the other from Rhode Island. At least one of them was an oral order straight from the bench accompanied by nothing resembling a legal memorandum justifying it. Both in the First Circuit.

Even so, needless to say, the news is exaggerating as usual or just doesn't understand...
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Discuss in the EBT-caust thread.
 
Amy Slaton got married and People Magazine described it as follows: "an intimate, "old-timey" wedding was themed "Victorian meets light gray meets dusty blue and white."
Hojicha

🍗 Deathfat Post in thread 'The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton'


SINCE WHEN WAS SHE SEEING THIS GUY IM SO BEHIND
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She is shown in the photo above with her new husband and also her two children (the children are from her penultimate marriage)
 
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Matthew "DarkViper88" Judge, best known as the "14 pages" Youtuber who had a teary-eyed mental breakdown over Among Us, has gotten into some drama after one of his friends, a major GTA content creator known as TGG, decided to end their podcast together. While TGG believed they could end the podcast amicably, Matthew has gone a complete sperg out about how this betrayal has ruined his life.

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Now, this is actually rather routine for DarkViper88 as a mentally ill man and on its own probably isn't newsworthy. So, why is this drawing attention from onlookers? Well, because this is all happening at the same exact moment that he's proposed to his girlfriend (his first and only ever love interest he only met last year):

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Come discuss the whiplash of sperging out on Twitter because your podcast is ending, followed by immediately marrying a brown woman you only met last year.
 
A group called "MAGAzuelans" (failed Venezuelan journalists living in Miami on money paid by Marco Rubio and his Hispanic lobby) accuse Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson of being "propagandists and defenders of Nicolas Maduro's narcoterrorism," and are in the process of creating a so-called "List of Associates of Narcoterrorism and Woke Right-wing Propagandists" to give to Donald Trump and Marco Rubio, where Fuentes and Carlson will be included for a supposed arrest.

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More details here in the Nick Fuentes Thread
 
The Unofficial Kiwi Farms SS13 server weekly event will be starting in just over two hours (7 PM EST), or 6 PM EST as an unofficial early start time.

Hop on at byond://104.225.250.142:1337

What's new?
- The spider AI was made more stupid and is worse than before it was changed (this is a good thing)
- The station's Kiwi, Nick, builds up happiness points when you pet him.
- Changelings are still not added, please stop sending Gecko Goyim E-Mails so he can work.
- Meatballs have been re-renamed back to faggots
- Fireball whiskey is now in the game
geckogoy

🥝 Community Thread 'Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition)'

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I have created a new space station 13 server called Riviera Station.
Server IP: 104.225.250.142:1337
Schedule: Saturday 7PM ET (America Time)
Server is online 24/7, however it is not active outside the scheduled time.

To discuss SS13/14 lolcows and not the game, go HERE

Brand new?
If needed, see: Am Retarded Nigger, How Connect?

Then use the basic game mechanics guide How Do I Do Anything? to complete the following optional assignment:

Spawn in and exit the shuttle into the station and locate...
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This man seethes every time he is reminded of this server in either the BYOND hub or in this very thread:
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A Mass casualty incident has occurred on a train in the United Kingdom where at least a dozen people have been stabbed. Two suspects are in custody.



Heinrich Maneuver

Post in thread 'Mass Stabbing in Huntingdon, UK (November 1st, 2025)'

10 people [EDIT: 'Multiple', numbers unconfirmed] have been stabbed on a train in Huntingdon - getting archives now this is a big one
ETA: LNR tweet
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Unarchived video of police response
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Working on archiving but the archive is down for me. Will post updates but looking really bad
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In a rather hard twist regarding the Sig Sauer M18 investigation, it turns out it was not actually the gun firing on its own, but uncovered to have been a manslaughter case that resulted in the main suspect killing himself while in lockup. Two other soldiers were charged with lying to officials, and got sentenced to a few weeks in jail, fines, and a demotion.

Discuss how Sigcels might be back here.
 
StarTrak said:
Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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New info from the mysterious user StarTrak

They claim that Kayla sent pornographic photos of herself to various people in the balldosphere and a man she previously was thought to only have had an emotional affair with, a man whose name has now been revealed as Ian. Ian also received shower calls from Nick due to receiving Kayla's nude photos.

It's also alleged that Kayla and Nick had shared pornographic videos of themselves to various people.
 
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Dr. Rachel McKinnon, now going by Veronica Ivy, the troon known for beating women on the cycling track and most recently the golf course has announced that he is writing a book.
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Laugh at Rhys' most recent impending failure.

NOTE: The last time Rhys attempted to write a book he to a sabbatical from his tenured position and produced nothing ultimately leading to his departure from the College of Charleston.
 
The Leaping Lemur, a cow-tipping spic KiwiTuber, has recently obtained a girlfriend. However, the girlfriend in question is a freshly 18 fat, skitzo Mexican woman who is chronically online and will likely air out Lemur's dirty laundry when they break up. As of right now, the identity of The Leaping Lemur is unknown.

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Debate whether nothing will happen or something will happen here.
 
Kiwituber @Lurkerish Kandor has made a YouTube video about the Kiwifarms Game Jam. Give it a watch if you wanted to follow the game jam but got turned off due it involving reading.

Lurkerish Kandor said:
The Kiwi Farms Game Jam 2025 video is live. It seems to have gone up without an 18+ flag and without any copyright strikes (which is really surprising given the unbroken Columbo clip at the end) so you should be able to enjoy it without being logged in and regardless of region.

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Chantal shit in a bag, and put it in her freezer.

Barbarella said:
She just told a story about living in her other apartment, and there was a bathroom leak so the landlord called a plumber. She had a bowel attack and he was still in there, so she went into her room, shat into a garbage bag and stuck it in the freezer.

“Salah, this is the way we talk in the west”.
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Here's the clip.
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The Quartering/Jermey Hambly, "conservative" commentator that talks about his taste in expensive $40 dollar steaks all day on his podcast, has trannies, femboys, furries, and gay niggas in his discord
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Discuss here:
returnofthemacandcheese

💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

I have some screenshots from the Discord. I think most of this is from the free section and some of it is from the paid but I'm not sure and it all came without context so I'm doing my best to describe what's going on.

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death Quartering started hard grifting the Discord. He's crying about how few people sign up, saying he will have to fire everyone unless he gets massive membership support, then astroturfs his own Rumble chat by commanding the paypigs to "shill" the paid Discord in there.
First Quartering claims he is going to start a TPUSA chapter...
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Duane Roberts, the creator of the much beloved (or abhorred) frozen burrito has passed away at the age of 88.
Looked like a super wholesome dude
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Come express your condolences or argue about your favorite slop brand of frozen burritos here
 
SHiFT has made another video going over what he's learned in the past decade and 30k hours speedrunning SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom
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Oh boy he just dropped a new video.
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To note, I wrote these while watching, he was all over the place in this video.


I'm not having fun streaming lately.
Mentions subathon crashout.
Yapping about Christmas subathon going well.
I was balancing having fun and raging back then.
Complaining about Twitch.
My hands have been hurting.
I didn't eat for 21 hours in a day, and then only eat in the 3 left. (???)
Fasting was helping me focus.
I realized the fasting was putting stress on my body. (wow)
Multistreaming has hurt my streaming abilities.
Too many chats to manage.
Too many stupid young people making accounts to troll me.
"I want to start enjoying streaming again. Having a good time."
"Getting sub 40 is the most important thing in the world to me."
I have to deal with the grind to get the record.
Peoples' attention spans are lower now and struggle to watch my grind.
Shutting down Youtube and Kick chat (sub only mode) so I don't have to watch them.
Don't concern troll me by asking if I'm okay. It's just always been this way.
Quick water sip.
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We've always managed to have fun on the stream.
This isn't content to me.
I'm trying.
"Speedrunning at this level is not enjoyable."
Things will be easier with one chat.
I improved my chat tools.
You might get banned on Twitch if you don't know how to act.
New Spongebob game has cruise boosting.
I won't speedrun the new game.
I might play it, but I won't speedrun it.
The mindset is different on speedrunning a new game compared to old game I've played for 20,000 hours.
I hope to bring more attention to the new game.
Let's get back to doing good stuff.
Maybe I'll do a no hit run for a game.
The documentary for sub 40 will be crazy!
I'm doing okay, my personal life is fine, and I want to enjoy streaming again as much as I enjoy life.
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This comes just 12 hours after he slammed the shit out of his keyboard in rage (twice!) after failing a speedrunning trick.


BiggestBuford said:
Fellas...SHIFT IS LIVE AND HAD A BIT OF CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH A MELTY!

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Will SHiFT finally turn around his streams into a fun welcoming environment, or will it still be 7 hours of silence with quick glimpses of muted rage? (It's going to be the 2nd option)
Discuss Here
 
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