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Artificial general intelligence was just achieved and it has already started murdering people! Just kidding! Instead an anti-AI nutjob was denied access to money from the anti AI foundation that he co-founded at which point he became physical and assaulted one of his co-faggots.

Now why did he want money? To procure a gun and shoot up an AI company Columbine-style (sorry high schools, in the fast moving world of America you've been left back at the schoolyard when it comes to shootings) and help stop artificial general intelligence from being achieved once and for all.

His colleagues at the Anti AI foundation weren't quite hardcore enough and pussied out and sent warnings to all the AI companies (some of which apparently locked down their offices in response). The website of the anti AI group also went dark (not dark like the skin color, but rather went offline and was inaccessible). The statement they put out on their Jeeter (formerly known as the xitty and before that Twitter) explained what happened but in all the ruckus they somehow forgot to mention that he was their co-founder! But hey at least the statement let everyone know the crazed potential gunman "betrayed [their] core values"!

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Post in thread 'AI Derangement Syndrome / Anti-AI artists / Pro-AI technocultists / AI "debate" communities'

Archie Mega Man predicted this 13 years ago:

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🥳🥳 ICE nabbed Amos Yee.
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💀 Horrorcow Post in thread 'Amos Yee Pang Sang'

Amos Yee was arrested by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement

i found something on social media and i couldnt believe it, but its true
this is what i found when i searched the A-Number on the ICE site, details and confirmation below
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Name: Amos Pang Sang Yee
A-Number: 209412251
CoB: Singapore

"Human Rights Watch" pdf with Amos Yee's A-Number from Jan 27th 2017
its a match, its 100% him: 209412251

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Note: This document is very old and is not related to his current custody status...
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WIRED wrote a puff piece about lolcow Karl Kasadra, the far-left satanist cuckold guntuber, and his orbiters:
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Opinion Post in thread 'The Hard-Left Shooters Leading a Gun Culture Revolution'

Earlier this year, I attended a shooting competition for queer, often trans, very online misfits. Then Charlie Kirk was killed.​

By Manisha Krishnan
The Big Story
Nov 24, 2025 6:00 AM

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Trans guntuber Tacticool Girlfriend at the Brutality match in Parma, Idaho. Photograph: Natalie Behring

This isn’t the story I set out to write.

I was going to talk about a pretty feel-good firearms competition I went to earlier this year, where trans and queer people made up about a quarter of participants and the unofficial rule was you’re not allowed to be a bigot. I was going...
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The article makes two references to the Kiwi Farms:
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His movement started about a decade ago with a YouTube channel, InRange TV, which now has around 930,000 followers. Kasarda’s videos frequently focus on firearms history he believes many conservatives in the gun world would love to forget, like slave revolts, members of a Native American tribe kicking the KKK’s ass in a standoff in North Carolina in 1958, and a possibly trans midwife in Colonel George Armstrong Custer’s cavalry. The channel’s description says it’s “actively anti-racist, pro human liberation and LGBTQ+ rights,” and Kasarda is a champion of “2A For All,” the belief that everyone, particularly minorities, should have access to arms. While that might seem like a natural stance for any gun-loving American, Kasarda’s views have pissed off right-wing gun nuts so badly that there are years-long angry threads about him on AR15.com and Kiwi Farms, a forum notorious for harassing trans folks. “We don’t want to talk about marginalized communities depending on firearms because we don’t like the marginalized communities,” Kasarda says, of how right-wingers see the issue.
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Kasarda, meanwhile, is still fighting toxicity within the wider gun community. A few hours after Kirk was shot, he posted on Bluesky denouncing the crime: “Assassinations are not self nor community defense. This country is not at war, and we should *all* strive for it not to be. Violence begets violence and it is *never acceptable* to instigate it.” Then he sat in his home office and cried. Forums like AR15.com and Kiwi Farms still blamed him and accused him of being in “cya” (cover your ass) mode. Authorities still haven‘t stated Robinson’s motive, though an indictment listing the charges against him, including aggravated murder, includes an interview with his mother saying he started leaning “more to the left,” due to his “pro-gay and trans rights” views. Kasarda doesn’t think it matters much. “We’re headed to some very bad things as a result of this,” he says.
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Discuss either in the article thread above or in Karl's thread.
 
The much anticipated (not really) DSP - Asmongold interview has happened! Long story short, after a somewhat decent start with Assmong attempting to pin Phil down on his rampant e-begging, the masterful mind of the Pignotist prevailed, subjecting Asmongold to an hour and 45 minute long pre-stream, concluding with DSP nodding along to Zach's milquetoast takes on videogames while the audience mindlessly chanted "BASED!" at the sight of Phil glazing and being glazed by Asmond.

After the stream, some new dent from Asmongold's chat sent Phil $1000 in kick subs .

Overall, an absolute MUST MISS stream, but how long will the money buff last?

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Discuss here
 
🚨ALERT: WE HAVE A COW POSTING IN HIS OWN THREAD!🚨

@FKA Joshua Roberts and his many sock puppet accounts have gotten ass mad at the strong and wise @anliteralidiot and many others in his own thread for proving that another sock puppet(with pretty plain to see evidence that it's his)he's used was caught by both THIS farm and the Onion farms, a sign of cross-farm unity never seen before. Watch a cow milk itself in real time starting here. As of writing, HE IS STILL GOING!
 
@redlenses2112 (formerly Turkey Beef) has been phonebooked (by various users) and given his own thread (by @dcss and @Toji Suzuhara) after he friended another Kiwi on Steam and Discord which had connections to 2009 YouTube slapfighting, A Tumblr with 600,000 reblogs most of which being porn, as well as various Kiwi Farms alts he used to slapfight with in the YouChew thread.
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Discuss how friending Kiwi Farmers who you think are women offsite so you can send them porn is a totally good idea here.
 
The widespread panic on Xitter following the account location reveal, known as the SAARpocalypse, resulted in "most affected" users either flocking to VPNs or deleting their accounts outright in order to conceal their deceit. As it turns out, the former method will soon be rendered obsolete as Xitter is bringing back the label indicating where the account was first created.
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You can discuss the upcoming gargantuan loss of Izzat and (hopefefully) subsequent wave of suicides in the dedicated thread, or come chill and freely shit on saars in the India hate thread.
 
BREAKING NEWS
As of 4 days ago, for the first time in 2,854 days (almost 8 years) DarksydePhil (white DSP) has not played WWE Champions (at least this is how it currently appears). His account (downfromtherafters) and this game has been the subject of not only intense discussion and drama, but was the secret cause of Phil's bankruptcy and financial woes - there are thousands of videos, tens of thousands of tweets, 4 and a half hour long documentaries that all center on this specific account and the consequences it had in Phil's life.

This account isn't just a normal account and is actually so infamous and penultimate that the company that runs WWE Champions (Scopely) went out of their way to give him a special name change (which they don't allow for anyone) to try and hide him away, which failed - the account name is even longer than is allowed in the game. Scopely also had to lock down their Jeeter (formerly known as the xitty and before that known as Twitter) because of the amount of DSP-related spam that was posted every day.

Phil lied to the government and got his bankrutpcy approved while spending tens of thousands of dollars on this shitty candy crush clone game that was wrestling themed and sat every night salivating over unlocking worthless jpegs of his favorite half naked and oiled up wrestlers. He lied to his parents about his finances, he lied to his fans, he lied to his wife, he lied to the government - and his lie was rooted in logging into this account every single day for almost 8 years.

Besides the addictive mechanics of WWE Champions there was one very special element of this game that made Phil happy and that was his 98.1% win rate. It was the one place Phil could win with certainty almost all of the time - he would play 17,094 matches and he would win 16,786 of them.

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Post in thread 'WWE Champions General'

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According to the website he hasn’t played in 4 days. Thats a long time to not auto update the info for his streak. I think he legit chose not to play it.
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Actually I take my thing back, other accounts on the website are showing "last played" as recently as 2 minutes ago or 4 hours ago (pictures are as attachments on this post)

This means that by all appearances, DarksydePhil has not played WWE Champions since 4 days ago and has broken his continuous daily login streak of 2,854 days (almost 8 entire years). DSP has claimed he sold the account and most recently spoke a bit about it...
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Edit: Phil has now been offered a Stake partnership after streaming with Sir Asmongold: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-23066175
 
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Contrary to 2016 EU Anti Debanking law, Germany has seen more and more debankings for political reasons since 2020. If you own a savings account, you can contest it in court (and win), but the banks are then allowed to steal portions of your money and give it to gay refugees (the article cites this as an actual thing that happened). Despite that, this is still more than you can do in USA.

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EU Thread 'Politically motivated [bank] account closures: In Germany, this can affect both the right and the left'


Translated from German:

It is not only the AfD that complains that banks are refusing to provide it with services. Left-wing parties and journalists are also being denied or terminated accounts for political reasons. Nevertheless, the Bundestag sees no need for action.

“Yay, my first account closure!” German journalist Aya Velázquez recently cheered on her social media accounts. “To be honest, I was wondering why it took...
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Jack Scalfani recently did a video about whether or not dinosaurs and dragons existed (for context the bible mentions dinosaurs and Jack is a devout Christian of some caliber or at least pretends to be one so the video deals with Biblical stuff)
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💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak'


I think we missed this one because the Eye to Eye channel is a content desert, but I'm not even 30 seconds in and Jack admits that he doesn't know whether or not dinosaurs existed. Probably going to give my full breakdown and notes tomorrow.
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This seemingly benign topic resulted in some rave reviews and then ended up in a beautiful journey with people autistically arguing about gravity.
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Absolute fucking nothingburger of a video. His faggot-ass co-host is somehow more boring than him. Nothing to harvest, nothing to quote. I tapped out halfway through. Fuck you Jack and fuck your retard co-host for casting a black shadow on my Zelda playthrough. FUCK YOU. You and your channel suck.

In a word, it sucks. Dinysaurs, Jews, Middle East. Yes, it sucks.
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Gravity isn't a theory, it's an observable fundamental force, but we still don't understand the mechanism behind it.
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Jack also did another video where he talked shit about SNAP/food stamp recipients and also talked shit about Jolibee (the very old Filipino chain restaurant) because they serve fried chicken and other restaurants do similarly: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-r...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-23049135

Regardless of the raging debates about gravity in a thread that discusses a fat stroke-mouthed "cook", k-farmers appear largely aligned in repeating the same positive and forward thinking refrain - hoping Jack has another stroke (which I believe would be the 6th stroke).
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I hope that next time that fat fuck has a stroke he doesn't go to the hospital since he hates doctors
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This still sadly leaves Jack's question unanswered: Did dinosaurs and dragons actually exist?
 
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