Confessions IRL - of varying degrees of seriousness

[Eadred]

I once spent money on a tranny-wants-to- cut-its-dick-off-gofundme.
But not because I support the life saving and necessary surgery, but because I'm convinced that the person in question is going to regret the mutilation in the long run.

 

[PaleTay]

I don't mind nice tattoos on women, some even look good. The ugly ones look hideous.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I confess my love for dykes...DYKKESSSS! CHINAA!! I'M STRAIGHT!! WHEN I SEE A DICK... I LOOK AWAY WITH A MOMENT OF BEING FREAKED OUT!!!

I just want homosexuals to stop using AXE and UNILEVER to stop promoting to homosexuals because AXE is for straight people wanting other straight people to be straight and not for HOMOS.

So HOMOS you know already STAY AWAY FROM OUR AXE!!!

 

[A27 Cromwell]

I've mate bonded with multiple women I'm not married to. In fact, some of the women were already married.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ve got a bit of a crush on another Kiwi

 

[Plagas]

Secretly, I’m a little bit naive

 

[Core Theorist]

I stole a Lego brick in kindergarten. Never gave it back and was legitimately wondering if somebody would notice it being gone.
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I did this too, I stole two bionicle pieces from my kindergarden's communal lego box.

I never recovered. I regret it every single day.

 

[Meat Target]

While working at a restaurant in high school, I spit in someone's food.

(I was busy and was interrupted when I couldn't afford to be).

 

[Lords Greatsword]

 

[Hitchhiker]

I show basically everyone I know Mobility Mary videos as a test to see if they're worth hanging around. If they don't like it, I will completely cut them off, and never talk to them again. If you don't find Mobility Mary funny you aren't worth talking to.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I rappeled out of a helicopter and it was the most underwhelming experience I've had.

 

[PaleTay]

I don't see ugly people as people.