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Top fucking laughs indeed. Connor tried to swaddle himself to death in a bed sheet because he needed glasses. That's simultaneously the saddest and funniest thing ever.
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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I just have a hard time believing that actually happened considering Connor's penchant for stretching the truth beyond reasonable limits. Just why? Why would you kill yourself with a sheet over glasses?
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Half assing and not finishing his own suicide is peak Connor.
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I wonder what Connor thought the psychiatric ward was like?
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To put this in perspective---the girl who was too retarded to make a chili dog, had just learned how to (poorly) "cook" a salad not a fortnight prior, & had a meltdown on Facebook over not understanding how to operate feta cheese, managed to do on the first try what Connor failed at twice.
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Look guys, y'all are being too hard on Connor. Connor has an idea for eight different movies starring Molly Ringwald. EIGHT DIFFERENT MOVIES!!!!
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Images are broken for me. Is it just my internet taking a shit?
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They're broken for me, too.
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Most likely he waddled around pretending to be Hannibal Lecter.
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He thinks he's like Bukowski or some shit, lol.
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His fellow patients must have really wanted to kick his ass. Presumably it never happened because Connor would never fucking shut up about it ever.
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Thanks, man.
Also no shit it's like Silence of the Lambs, Connor, @The Knife already pointed out how you lifted entire paragraphs from the novel & hamfistedly stuck them into REDEVAGNING, you unoriginal plagiarizing sperg.
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@Connor Bible is fat.
How the fuck can you be retarded enough to steal from a novel that half the people alive in the world have read?
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Gross. This is why it's probably better Connor isn't up to his potential, because in an alternate universe I'm at the grocery store and I see a "People" magazine cover with one of the smaller cover headlines as "MOLLY RINGWALD: Stalker horror story" and finding Connor's mug shot inside.
I doubt that Connor actually "tried to kill himself twice". I think he was just whining for attention and being angsty. Whatever the reason it was certainly turned against him.
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I think Connor's Molly Ringwald obsession is actually getting worse.
As a wise saying goes, "loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
As a wise saying goes, "loneliness and cheese
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@Connor Bible do you plan on using something like the Occulus Rift to live out some fantasy you may have of having sex with Molly Ringwald?
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Occulus Rift kettlebell
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You're assuming his parents would ever fork over the stupid amount of money needed to buy him one. He sure as shit ain't paying for it with a job.
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Did he ever mention Silent Hill before? Pretty much every other time he's mentioned it it's been Blade Runner + Silence of the Lambs + Cronenberg body horror. I don't see much else that's really Silent Hill about it other than the vague "introspection" he always talks about being the main crux of the story but never actually can talk about in detail.
He'll take influence from anything so long as it isn't an actual book I guess.
He'll take influence from anything so long as it isn't an actual book I guess.