حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
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women are terrible sluts. they're all vapid and only want your paycheck. why would you want to be in a relationship with a woman? men are the superior sex. Its the only kind of relationship that involves true love. There is no reason to not be in a homosexual relationship in 2015


btw my drink offer is still valid ;)
 
women are terrible sluts. they're all vapid and only want your paycheck. why would you want to be in a relationship with a woman? men are the superior sex. There is no reason to not be in a homosexual relationship in 2015


btw my drink offer is still valid ;)
Don't do it, I bet he'll just use you for free drinks and food and will only fucky (then mentally destroy) you begrudgingly after the 4th or 5th date.
 
Help me understand how your mind works here, Mr. Bible. So your grandmother is experiencing classic dementia symptoms because of excessive sluttitude? I will admit that the coitus provided by your mother, prior, of course, to my beginning the relationship evidenced in my avatar, was truly first-rate and could only have come from long practice.
 
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