Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Bless Kat for doing the bare minimum nexessary when she actually feels like cooking.

A meatloaf is about as easy and basic as you can get cooking.

Hell, just call it 'Italian' and suddenly it's fine dining.

For what it's worth, I checked Schwann's and apparently they don't offer meatloaf, so she probably actually cooked. Because remember, she can't WAIT to cook all sorts of meals.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Jaspergers Cat, Shokew and Jotaro
You only ever put bay leaves in a fluid like a soup, gravy, or braising mix because they're not meant to be eaten and are pungent as fuck last I checked. I imagine there were portions of the Woploaf that were inedible as a result unless she took them out.

I would suspect Phil of lying about Kat still being "his" girl, and I do expect it at all times, but fuck it. He'll eventually shriek in hate at Kat leaving him on his own. Besides, it makes his reliance on old-people Hungryman due to being a lazy retard funnier.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Raven'sChild and Shokew
Raven'sChild said:
Apparently, Kat made an 'Italian Style' meatloaf which consisted of adding " chopped garlic, oregano, bay leaves*, provolone and topped it with mozzarella". He no longer posts pics of his 'homemade' meals due to 'negativity'.

* Not sure how or why one would put bay leaves IN a meatloaf, but....
Click to expand...

gobbogobb said:
ww.chowhound.com/recipes/real-good-meat-loaf-10190/amp

Bay leaf in the bottom of the pan in that recipe. Never tried it myself. Maybe it's good.
Click to expand...

I'd leave the Bay Leaves and any other spices that DO NOT mix well with ground meat out, honestly. Anything to ensure your meat doesn't have any unsavory elements in it getting in the way of everything else.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Raven'sChild and Takayuki Yagami
upload_2018-5-24_0-32-50.png


RIP cooking with Kat
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Raven'sChild
The only reason Phil ever posted Instagram pictures of food was so he could flaunt his Real Life Full Time Girlfriend making him a Home Cooked
Authentic Meal.

Kat said to stop posting her in pictures, that left Home Cooked Authentic Meals so the posts slowed down.

Kat stopped cooking him food, so now he has nothing worth posting.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: twattycake, Don Kang, Raven'sChild and 1 other person
DiabeticSP said:
The only reason Phil ever posted Instagram pictures of food was so he could flaunt his Real Life Full Time Girlfriend making him a Home Cooked
Authentic Meal.

Kat said to stop posting her in pictures, that left Home Cooked Authentic Meals so the posts slowed down.

Kat stopped cooking him food, so now he has nothing worth posting.
Click to expand...

That, and so he could try and get the trolls off his back who say he eats nothing but fast food all the time.
 
A little late posting this, but Kat's newest creation was a 'Mexican-style' lasagne. Otherwise known to the rest of the world as Enchilada Casserole based off his description...which happened to have recently been featured on the front page of the Betty Crocker website where the famous Birthday Cake with 'Custom' coolwhip frosting I believe came from since 90% of the pintrest pics lead to this site. Will the next dish come from the Zero effort, Low effort or 30 min meal menu section?
 
  • Informative
Reactions: twattycake
Raven'sChild said:
A little late posting this, but Kat's newest creation was a 'Mexican-style' lasagne. Otherwise known to the rest of the world as Enchilada Casserole based off his description...which happened to have recently been featured on the front page of the Betty Crocker website where the famous Birthday Cake with 'Custom' coolwhip frosting I believe came from since 90% of the pintrest pics lead to this site. Will the next dish come from the Zero effort, Low effort or 30 min meal menu section?
Click to expand...
I'd guess chili given you can make pounds of the stuff and it's throw in pot and forget mostly.
 
Considering the fourth is coming up I will assume DSP will brag about some variant of hot dogs or hamburgers to show off what a manly grilling man he is.

Which means the next Kat dish should be a side like potato salad.

I can't wait for Phil to say he made some weird ass kind of fancy burger that really just means he put some BBQ sauce on it.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: DuckSucker
Breaking news!!!!!!111one
Kat's latest dish was " ...a shrimp dish with broccoli, sesame seeds, sweet chili sauce garlic and rice..."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back