Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Apparently, this chili that she made was a brand new recipe unlike the usual type she had made before. This chili was " a savory style chili"...as opposed to those non-savory types of chili? Guess she made candied chili like D$P makes his candied tomato sauce?
Savory:
1. (of food) belonging to the category that is salty or spicy rather than sweet.

Tuna casserole night and D$P is super excited about it. Mrs. St. Jean apparently hasn't mixed a tin of tuna with a can of cream soup for over a week!
 
He if he wanted turkey between two pieces of bread, he could make his own for less than the cost of whatever they're buying and having shipped to them. Sure it may not be a burger; but go to a deli, a real one, you fucking live in Seattle I know they exist. Get the fancy meats, some fancy bread, pickles, and whatever else you want. Bam, have a home made high-quality sandwich that you can make in a couple of minute. It may not be as exciting, but it's cheaper and probably tastes better than the frozen shit they're eating... and may even be healthier since it shouldn't be loaded with preservatives.
 
Now I'm not a doctor nor do I have gout. I hear gout is very very painful. If I did have gout I would probably err on the side of caution and not eat red meat at all. Hmm... I could eat this food and have broken glass pain in my foot or I could not do that... But the food tastes good now and I won't have gout until tomorrow... Screw it. I have cherry juice.

Then again, I actually have to wear shoes more than once a week so maybe it's a me problem.

I've had gout since I was 16, takes a few years to discover what triggers it and what doesn't

sometimes it will trigger from certain shit, and sometimes the same thing won't trigger (issue with moderation but sometimes just rng), then sometimes strange shit will trigger it

the only reason phil is confident about eating trash is because he has a bottle of pills, but taking these pills long term can ruin your kidney, mess with your skin and a whole lot of other side effects
 
Phil's eating habits are just bizarre. His main meals now almost always consist of a pile of chicken with an even bigger pile of carbs (pasta, potatoes) with a side of carbs (bread) and washing it all down with a couple sodas/energy drinks. More often than not the food is something Kat nuked in the microwave for 5 minutes. Every single "homecooked" meal this idiot brags about having can be found in 2 minutes on the website of some company that specializes in frozen meals. Love the fact that Kat was at least attempting to make actual meals (with dessert!) in the first month or so she moved in only to quickly realize Phil has the standards of a literal pig and will eat whatever slop is presented to him. He'll then have himself several late night "snacks" that any normal person would consider to be a regular meal. Don't worry though, it's all fine because he eats a couple daily vitamin gummies, so he gets all the nutrients he needs! It's the healthiest he's been in years, that dumb bitch Leanna with her fresh salads and soups was killing him!

I don't know how you get to the point in your life where you think this is healthy, but I imagine it takes years of lying to yourself and the total loss of any shame to get there. Especially in light of the fact he does zero exercise and his body has morphed into that of a 75 year old granny, and literally all he has to do is look in the mirror to realize this simply isn't working. Phil can't get rid of his sagging tits and the gigantic flabs of jiggling fat on his arms because Kat likes them, okay? Then again, this is the same person who unironically believes he was at one point a bodybuilder with huge muscles who everybody was in awe of and still thinks he has "leftover" muscle from those days, so maybe he's looking into a funhouse mirror.
If he's not on diabetes medication now, he will be soon.
 
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You know, I bet he moved to Seattle because of all the Hawaiians there, which means Hawaiian food

Spam Musubi
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Hawaiian breakfast:
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Hawaiian mac salad - extra mashed potators
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Phil also revealed that his mom saw a turkey on The Shopping Network and bought it and mailed it to phil and Kat for Thanksgiving. It was so pathetic and sad sounding that a 37 year old man was talking about how cool it was his mommy was buying him turkey and macaroni and cheese from a TV shopping channel.
Was he talking about this year? Because the same thing happened last year. He bitched about he and Kat not knowing to cook anything for Thanksgiving (because in Phil's world recipes don't exist and god forbid the two autists actually try to do something new together like a normal couple), so his mom bought them a QVC Thanksgiving meal. Phil must have once again called his (allegedly) dying, elderly mother and made her buy them another meal even though he makes way more money than his parents do and could just buy the damn thing himself. It's really gross how manipulative Phil is. Can't be bothered to do anything by himself when it's just a fake sob story away. I guess Kat is cool with all this, too, less work for her. I hope they have a shitty Thanksgiving.
 
Was he talking about this year? Because the same thing happened last year. He bitched about he and Kat not knowing to cook anything for Thanksgiving (because in Phil's world recipes don't exist and god forbid the two autists actually try to do something new together like a normal couple), so his mom bought them a QVC Thanksgiving meal. Phil must have once again called his (allegedly) dying, elderly mother and made her buy them another meal even though he makes way more money than his parents do and could just buy the damn thing himself. It's really gross how manipulative Phil is. Can't be bothered to do anything by himself when it's just a fake sob story away. I guess Kat is cool with all this, too, less work for her. I hope they have a shitty Thanksgiving.

I'm not 100% sure but he seemed to be talking about it in the future. He said how they will need to make sides to go with the turkey but he didn't know what they will have yet.
 
I'm not 100% sure but he seemed to be talking about it in the future. He said how they will need to make sides to go with the turkey but he didn't know what they will have yet.
While I am 99.999% sure that he means that 'they' are not yet sure which pre-made side dish they will chose from those Fred Meyers offers in their deli section as they did last year, it's a bit of a stretch to say you "made" something by doing little more than heating it up in the oven.
 
Last night's dinner was a original custom recipe that Kat found on the internet. Hamburger meat, canned pasta sauce and penne.

I wish that was a joke. He actually made weird noises about how great it was. I need to start clipping videos of him talking about food.
 
Last night's dinner was a original custom recipe that Kat found on the internet. Hamburger meat, canned pasta sauce and penne.

I wish that was a joke. He actually made weird noises about how great it was. I need to start clipping videos of him talking about food.
Fat manchild is happy he had manchild meal that he spergs about because of his own insecurities about his ethnicity and it's what his mommy used to make. More at whenever Pig Flexes again.
 
Last night's dinner was a original custom recipe that Kat found on the internet. Hamburger meat, canned pasta sauce and penne.

I wish that was a joke. He actually made weird noises about how great it was. I need to start clipping videos of him talking about food.
More beef...looks like Mrs. St. Jean is tired of eating nothing but tinned tuna and poultry at home. For someone who claims to have cut beef out of their diet for health reasons, he's been eating a great deal of red meat this past month: beef lasagne, beef chili, hamburgers and now pasta with meat sauce? Hard to believe someone who has suffered from gout would go back to eating beef. Have some of these 'appointments' been doctor visits to obtain gout meds/prescription pain meds after The Quartering 'interview'? It was fairly evident that he had no clue about the gout medicine QuarterPounder name-dropped and there was a reaction when being able to get pain pills from one's doctor was mentioned. Can't think of any other reason why he'd start eating beef again after so long let alone doing it so frequently.
 
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