Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

DiabeticSP said:
SHE LOVES TO COOK DOOD

1. Instapot
2. Frozen foods
3. 3 ingredient or less oven meals, but likely Schwans.


I wonder how much useless shit from Ikea like that brownie glass cover they have gathering dust in the kitchen.
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I bet that air fryer is already gathering dust, little does phil know that an air fryer does a fucking amazing job with chicken nuggies and fish sticks.
 
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hector85 said:
I bet that air fryer is already gathering dust, little does phil know that an air fryer does a fucking amazing job with chicken nuggies and fish sticks.
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Excuse you Phil eats BREADED CHICKEN BREASTS not nuggies.


But really I love how early Kat was constant Instagram photos of food and you could watch it decline from there to Stoffers and taco bell.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Excuse you Phil eats BREADED CHICKEN BREASTS not nuggies.


But really I love how early Kat was constant Instagram photos of food and you could watch it decline from there to Stoffers and taco bell.
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I half expect that Kat intentionally stopped cooking real food because she got sick and fucking tired of Pig regularly trying to flex with photos of the food like the creeper he is.

That and she got sick of trying with this manchild.
 
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Adamska said:
I half expect that Kat intentionally stopped cooking real food because she got sick and fucking tired of Pig regularly trying to flex with photos of the food like the creeper he is.

That and she got sick of trying with this manchild.
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She's also a serial grifter mind you, she probably stopped once she realized he wasn't going to kick her out. You don't have to be in MENSA to realize Phil will put up with just about anything to keep his pet woman around.

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It's kind of poetic really, neither of them is getting what they signed up for-Phil is back to eating tendies and frozen shit, and Katherine's mark wound up being bankrupt.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Excuse you Phil eats BREADED CHICKEN BREASTS not nuggies.


But really I love how early Kat was constant Instagram photos of food and you could watch it decline from there to Stoffers and taco bell.
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I bet it was a combination of not only Kat's laziness, plus Phil getting sick of her cooking when he realized that she's only capable of turning out mashed potatoes and tuna casserole from scratch.
 
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Made the same shit cake as last year for his birthday.

Genie The Hedgehog said:
Someone in @LyteSydeByll's stream just caught the fact that Khet bought the cake.

Further, he googled it and it's indeed a Betty Crocker recipe cake. So she just mixed the shit and put an egg in to "make" it and still fucked it up. 720 calories a serving, Pig mentions he was gonna eat a piece a day for that week. Not a fat mess tho.
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DiabeticSP said:
Phil had mentioned she was going to make the same cake again.

I wonder if he requested it or if thats just the only cake mix she felt like buying.
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Considering the laziness of both of them and Dave's non-existant tastebuds, I could picture it being the same goddamn cake frozen from a year ago.
 
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most ppl would stop drinking liquid sugar if their teeth are rotting away

but only a mature adult with a business degree would replace mountain dew with mio water, and I wonder how much sugar he has in his coffee

dude is tired early afternoon cause he has a sugar high in the morning then crashes in the afternoon

and him having a headache a week or two ago was probably because they ran out of sugar and he was getting dope-sick
 
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What are "the strips" that Mama Burnell used to cook for Phil? He said it's a kind of Polish dessert pastry.
 
dsp trying to describe what was in the cake. This guy was home all day and he couldn’t remember what was in the cake? There had to be some sort of mess that had to be cleaned or she just bought the cake from the store probably
https://streamable.com/8wwc8n
 
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dsp trying to describe what was in the cake. This guy was home all day and he couldn’t remember what was in the cake? There had to be some sort of mess that had to be cleaned or she just bought the cake from the store probably
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It's this: https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipe...oke-cake/6c878f1b-d30c-4cc2-aed1-f56130ada084

That's why he "couldn't remember". Because saying "box mix with a peanut butter cool whip and chocolate syrup topping" doesn't sound as impressive as he'd like. Yet again, if he just said "Kat made me a cake, and it's a tradition I'm really happy we've started", he wouldn't end up looking stupid. But he has to try and flex, so when it ends up being a basic ass cake, he looks dumb.

Dipshit needs to learn not to hype up simple shit and appreciate it for what it is.
 
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