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Old Greg said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5oFqP0eJFg
From 10:34 onward he explains his bromance with tails from sonic.

According to Clem they don't make out or anything, it is simply because they are "both smart and like fixing stuff".

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This isn't exclusive to Clem but I'll never understand unboxing videos. Unless it's something really rare or a collectible it makes no sense to me.

I do love the shark shirt. It totally looks like something a hipster would wear.
 
Gorogoroth said:
I haven't checked in on Clem for a while, he really looks like shit. His gut is throwing his posture out pretty badly. Loved his segment on Tails, nice to know it's just platonic. What a sad state of affairs for this young man. Lol.
EDIT: I also noticed he looks fucking exhausted, just talking into the camera. I think his health is really going down the tubes.
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Just like Chris did at age 30, Clem is starting to see the effects of spending everyday doing nothing but farting around in his bedroom. Its sad really as unlike Chris Clem had some potential.

At an age where most have started their own lives having moved out of their parents house years ago he is still fussing over obsessions involving fictional characters.

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DrChristianTroy said:
This isn't exclusive to Clem but I'll never understand unboxing videos. Unless it's something really rare or a collectible it makes no sense to me.

I do love the shark shirt. It totally looks like something a hipster would wear.
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Yeah, how about at this angle? Starbucks can't get enough of him.

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Gorogoroth said:
I haven't checked in on Clem for a while, he really looks like shit. His gut is throwing his posture out pretty badly. Loved his segment on Tails, nice to know it's just platonic. What a sad state of affairs for this young man. Lol.
EDIT: I also noticed he looks fucking exhausted, just talking into the camera. I think his health is really going down the tubes.
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He mentioned he wakes up at 2 pm or thereabouts every day. You could say that his night - owl habits are messing with his biological clock..
 
Dilbertmann said:
Whoa. He really let himself go, health-wise. Wasn't he a thin bastard before that gut came in?
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Well this is him in his late teens, over 10 years ago.
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And then a few years later he started to let himself go, I hate to think what those stains are on his shirt. Maybe tails would know...

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LordCustos3 said:
"....because Ubuntu is the best linux out there....."

Um, no....it's just the most Grandma-friendly. Sooooooo, you couldn't cope with a linux designed for Grandmas.
U R So 'Leet.
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He probably dropped linux because it didn't support any youtube view increasing programs. Clem can't dread to think of his youtube videos not getting any views since its his life.
 

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There's no way he's 30!

Either way, this dickhead needs to stop sucking up my tax pounds, and apply for a job at Tesco.

With his poor attitude and lack of anything resembling common sense, he should be able to become senior management!
 
LordCustos3 said:
"....because Ubuntu is the best linux out there....."

Um, no....it's just the most Grandma-friendly. Sooooooo, you couldn't cope with a linux designed for Grandmas.
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Oh, everyone I know thinks Ubuntu is fantastic! ...after you disable half of it. And tell Unity to fuck off and install XFCE. And slowly realise you might as well have gone with Debian after all.

But I like Clem's utterly irrefutable argument that Linux is a terrible operating system because he ran out of disk space. I guess what he's trying to say is that if you use Windows, you never run out of disk, because it's powered by rainbows and unicorns.
Really, this is the exact same level of arguments I heard in early 2000s from one terrible Microsoft apologist. Glad to know the species isn't extinct.
 
I don't even know what to think of this one.

Insulted his viewing audience - check
Childish elementary school humor - check

"I just said the bits at the beginning and end of those words, I didn't say the middle bit, I just editied the sounds together to make it seem as if I did."
 
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Remember when he tried to make an account here and he couldn't figure out what OPL was? Jace, Tyce, TGK, Wogglebuggerer, all figured it out. Cooldudeclem? Nope.
 
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