Skitzocow CoolDudeClem

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Old Greg said:
He definitely knows who Our Pet Lolcow is now, this is the response I got when I told him he reminded me of a British version of Chris.
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Drunk for Clem probably means too much root beer, he wouldn't dare touch real booze. Sounds like he is in a sorry state anyhow, something is not going his way and his reaction is to make a youtube video about it like a cry for attention.
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Jeez, he's just like Mylar. Why do they hate each other again? Seems like they should get along.
 
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Comrade General Mays said:
Comrades, his monitor is exceptionally filthy.
You can see skidmarks all over the screen, maybe that's residue from his nightly activities involving sonic-porn.
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He has made quite a few sexual references in the last few videos, most recently one about his dick just past 4:35

I wouldn't be surprised if a video of Clem "accidentally" ended up on eFukt at some point.
 
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StilwellGrandma said:
A "tired and drunk" Clem rants about his computer.

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He ranted for ten minutes about what was undoubtedly a simple connection issue. Note the comments - he tried the cable on another TV, then came back to this one, and it worked. You'd think a competent hacker like Clem would have some deduction skills and know to try that BEFORE making an ass of himself ;)
 
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appaloosa horse said:
oh god this guy just personifies every stereotype about script kiddies that has ever been given life by the internet

it's kind of sad and pathetic really and i can't help but kind of feel sympathy for him because he doesn't even realize it
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Nah, CoolDudeClem is just your run-of-the-mill manbaby whose appearance and disposition went precipitously downhill after his dad died. I doubt he'd even be notable except MylarBalloonFan was trolling him - a lolcow having its own lolcow is rather a novelty.

Here, Clem punches Mylar.

Personally, I'm terribly fond of our Clem.
 
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Clem and Mylar really bring out the charm in one another, don't they?

I mean, Mylar's trolling is just so weird. Like here's a partial screengrab from Clem's video calling Mylar out. In addition to predictable shit like "LOL KILL URSELF FAGET U SUCK COCKS," Mylar appears to be fixated on...phthalates? And urging Clem to eat soft plastic?

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What the hell? This is wonderful.
 
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buster_kitten said:
Clem and Mylar really bring out the charm in one another, don't they?

I mean, Mylar's trolling is just so weird. Like here's a partial screengrab from Clem's video calling Mylar out. In addition to predictable shit like "LOL KILL URSELF FAGET U SUCK COCKS," Mylar appears to be fixated on...phthalates? And urging Clem to eat soft plastic?

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What the hell? This is wonderful.
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I love that what set this whole thing off was Clem complaining about electronic music not being "real" music. Mylar thinks electronic music is the only type of "real" music. Without trying, or even knowing he was doing it, Clem trolled Mylar harder than almost anyone else on the internet.
 
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Aw, that Benjamin Franklin impression :heart-full::heart-full::heart-full:

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I love that what set this whole thing off was Clem complaining about electronic music not being "real" music. Mylar thinks electronic music is the only type of "real" music. Without trying, or even knowing he was doing it, Clem trolled Mylar harder than almost anyone else on the internet.
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And in turn, our clueless and literal-minded Clem is deeply aggrieved by some of Mylar's odd statements, which are, in all likelihood, the product of Mylar's limited ability to express himself in English. Like, how could acoustic music be "fake" when a guitar is a physical object played by a real person in the real world?! How could Mylar possibly believe himself to be right?!

It's as if a tornado swept through a junkyard and assembled - well, maybe not a 747, but perhaps an oddly compelling jumble that could, in a certain light, pass for a bit of outsider art?
 
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