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Clem we all know that you lurk this thread, how does it feel to basically be worthless despite your efforts?

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Come now, Old Greg - mightn't you be looking at the situation from an overly mercenary perspective?

Sure, this suy's channel might not be particularly remunerative, but Clem has noted that his mother and some of his youtube subscribers would notice and care if he died. Surely, knowing one is so valued in the world brings comfort beyond price.
 
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Is it just me, or does Clem's opposition to a tax on sugary beverages become a strong argument in its favor when paired with an image of the man himself?

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Wow , Clem is a creationist? I didn't see that coming. I wouldn't have picked him for a radical christian. I'd love to hear the story behind this.
I can kind of understand this, actually. A surprising number of people with a strong interest or background in physics, engineering and maths have creationist beliefs, even in the absence of strong religious convictions. I think this comes from a mindset that regards biology as a stupider, lesser branch of science, populated by people who are not smart enough to do physics, engineering or maths. Identifying as a creationist completely legitimizes a lack of curiosity - automatically they know better than all the experts, so they don't have to learn anything about something they've already decided they don't care about.

Clem is intellectually lazy when it comes to anything outside his narrow interests, so this would fit with what we know of him.
 
High IQ is only an indicator of how easily you process information, it is not a measurement of how much information you actually have at your disposal or whether you have good judgment on how to use it.
Yeah I'm aware of what IQ actually means but this goes beyond a lack of common sense and straight into full blown what-the-fuckery?

I mean I know my IQ and I think it's a meaningless value when you get down to it. It's a flawed measure of raw intelligence and processing power. It was enough to get me into MENSA which was the biggest waste of time, money and effort in recent years. Seriously, don't even bother trying to join unless you're into nerds talking about Star Trek, D&D or whatever card game like Magic: The Gathering is all about. But let's get back to the point.

Somebody with that much... potential shouldn't be unable to fix a simple HDMI problem which really came down to a simple connection issue. Or falling prey to what is effectively a Ponzi scheme. Or even complain about how he's getting pop-ups for software he didn't install on his PC and wonders how they got there. I guess it's just the gullibility and lack of any real world coping skills that makes me wonder how it is he's able to function in society.
 
Yeah I'm aware of what IQ actually means but this goes beyond a lack of common sense and straight into full blown what-the-fuckery?

I mean I know my IQ and I think it's a meaningless value when you get down to it. It's a flawed measure of raw intelligence and processing power. It was enough to get me into MENSA which was the biggest waste of time, money and effort in recent years. Seriously, don't even bother trying to join unless you're into nerds talking about Star Trek, D&D or whatever card game like Magic: The Gathering is all about. But let's get back to the point.

Somebody with that much... potential shouldn't be unable to fix a simple HDMI problem which really came down to a simple connection issue. Or falling prey to what is effectively a Ponzi scheme. Or even complain about how he's getting pop-ups for software he didn't install on his PC and wonders how they got there. I guess it's just the gullibility and lack of any real world coping skills that makes me wonder how it is he's able to function in society.
From what we know of him, I think it would be a bit of a stretch to say that CoolDudeClem is functioning in society. It seems like the preponderance of his social interaction is carried out via publicly visible online comments, supplemented by pm, email and the occasional forum post. He refuses to use the phone or Skype, rarely goes out, and when he does, he avoids other people. He's said he's afraid they might think he's crazy, pelt him with bits of rubbish, or confront him with scary dogs.

One is left with the impression that the poor fellow has more than a touch of social anxiety and concomitant agoraphobia. He seems to view these problems as immutable, rather than challenges that can be overcome. And even if he achieved more insight, it's doubtful he'd have the intrinsic motivation to address these issues head-on.

Clem has demonstrated a very low threshold for frustration - at one point, minor difficulties in troubleshooting one of his high voltage projects left him feeling suicidal. Using higher cognitive function to cope with fundamental deficits is exhausting and unrewarding for anybody. For someone like Clem who bases his self-worth on feeling clever, working very hard to be barely adequate at something most people can do with little effort is exceedingly aversive.

While Clem is always at pains to point out that he is not a retarded person, many people with severe cognitive disabilities are busy living rich, fulfilling and productive lives while he is just ranting away in his filthy childhood bedroom. "Smart" is a phenomenologically impoverished notion in so many ways.
 
he avoids other people. He's said he's afraid they might think he's crazy, pelt him with bits of rubbish, or confront him with scary dogs.

From what I heard this probably stems from his secondary school days when groups of people would often take the piss out of him both mentally and physically, often leading to spells where he would not show up for days.

Considering his age its like he never got over this aversion to people in the teens-mid 20's age group and is stuck in a manchild like state because of this conflicting perception.

And even if he achieved more insight, it's doubtful he'd have the intrinsic motivation to address these issues head-on.

He gets many comments quizzing him about employment and age etc but this sort of question gets instantly silenced. Is that the sort of thing you are referring to?
 
He gets many comments quizzing him about employment and age etc but this sort of question gets instantly silenced. Is that the sort of thing you are referring to?
Our Clem is downright squirrely about his age, isn't he? On one hand, this makes sense - commenters who mistake him for a bright kid going through a weird phase seem, on the balance, to be fairly sympathetic, whereas those who know he's a 34-year-old grown man tend to be pitying, critical or overtly aggressive.

On the other hand, it's quite nearly freakish.

I mean, there's this:
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And also this:
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This would explain why his neck often seems so gouged and raw.

Following this train of thought and the information we have at hand, we find ourselves in disturbing territory. We know Clem's AV setup is literally made out of garbage, so his videos are rarely in focus or clearly lit. Nevertheless, the occasional crisp image reveals dark follicle dots and apparent razor burn on his hands and forearms. He's also mentioned putting off making a video until his appearance was camera-ready, all the while completely disheveled, filthy and covered in dandruff.

Is Clem shaving some or all of his body hair in order to present a more childlike appearance? The mental image is really quite offputting.
 
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would it be ridiculous to think he has something funky going on with his hormone balance?
 
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