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Peter Capaldi said:
I can't either, but Clem's just doing it because it's new music, not actually by judging the quality. Which is horrendous at best.
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It does make me wonder how Clem would feel about the likes of Tame Impala and The Black Keys if you didn't tell him that it was today's music.
 
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More ranting: Clem's (out of date) anti-virus program slows his computer down. Ofcourse he ignores the update and just rants about how much it sucks. Even though free AV software usually isn't great, running an out of date one is asking for trouble.
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Christ, wonder how long it will be before he gives up and reinstalls windows...again.

There has just been an eclipse in Europe too so we could have another rant incoming.
 
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Yeah, around 86-88% total eclipse where he lives (Suffolk). I didn't notice a thing because it is cloudy here, and it didn't even get darker.
 
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Peter Capaldi said:
Yeah, around 86-88% total eclipse where he lives (Suffolk). I didn't notice a thing because it is cloudy here, and it didn't even get darker.
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Clement has a fairly decent telescope, assuming he hasn't taken it to bits and destroyed the precision optics. If he didn't watch the eclipse and doesn't make us a video about it - well, what is wrong with the fellow?

Rhetorical question; of course we all know the answer is depression, autism and puer aeternus. Our CoolDudeClem is always on-brand.
 
A "short little" video (that's quite a stretch) about Clem's tr̶a̶s̶h̶ audio equipment collection. TL;DW Most of it has dust and filth on it, or is shoddy homemade work. Also a gross glass that is on his homemade power supply. Ofcourse Clem doesn't cut it out of the video, but even mentions it like it's the world's most normal thing ever. Which, for his standard, probably is.
 
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Peter Capaldi said:
A "short little" video (that's quite a stretch) about Clem's tr̶a̶s̶h̶ audio equipment collection. TL;DW Most of it has dust and filth on it, or is shoddy homemade work. Also a gross glass that is on his homemade power supply. Ofcourse Clem doesn't cut it out of the video, but even mentions it like it's the world's most normal thing ever. Which, for his standard, probably is.
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It is sad, a 30 something year old sitting in his filthy room all day recording "silly tapes" on his trash picked cassette-recorder.
That is of course when he isn't trying to delete a CWCkiforum.
 
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It is sad, a 30 something year old sitting in his filthy room all day recording "silly tapes" on his trash picked cassette-recorder.
That is of course when he isn't trying to delete a CWCkiforum.
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I know it gets joked about a lot here, but what actually happens to people like Clem once the people caring for them are no longer capable of doing so? Will he have to move into a group home or will his welfare check allow him to continue living in his moms house with assistance?
 
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I know it gets joked about a lot here, but what actually happens to people like Clem once the people caring for them are no longer capable of doing so? Will he have to move into a group home or will his welfare check allow him to continue living in his moms house with assistance?
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If his benefits cover the whole council flat (which is doubtful) he could technically stay there.
Clem isn't actually that disfunctional, so I don't see a reason why he could not live alone (at least in the eyes of the government).
 
Peter Capaldi said:
Ermahgerd, Clem is dead! Sadly, this might actually end up happening. Watch out with that foreshadowing, Clem.
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You can see the twins poking through his t-shirt. Chris would be jealous.

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This is just great.
So many things stand out, and the lame "I am dead" April fools joke isn't one of them.

  1. The whole room is disgustingly filthy
  2. There is newspaper covering the window above the door
  3. Something that looks like a ccfl element or a homemade antenna is stuck to the wall with packing tape
  4. Ultimate boobage including accentuated nipples
 
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The tube thing seems to be a homemade lamp, but the circuit is also exposed. Great when you wake up and want to turn it off, and you touch the circuit... That'll wake you up!
As for the newspaper, I really wonder why it's there. Does Clem block out sunlight with it for when he is still asleep after noon?
 
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The tube thing seems to be a homemade lamp, but the circuit is also exposed. Great when you wake up and want to turn it off, and you touch the circuit... That'll wake you up!
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I really hope that he is using a wallwart to power it, although I think we all know the answer.

You never know with Clems handy work if something is safe to touch or not. He often uses scraps of low voltage wire and prototyping board with 230v mains, how that bedside lamp is powered is anyone's guess.

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This is one of his better demonstrations using mains, everything is spaced apart at least although the mains feed is sloppy near the back of the bench.
 
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