Skitzocow CoolDudeClem

[Flowers For Sonichu]

There is something calming and reassuring about Clem that makes me like him as a person more than most lolcows. Sure, he is a cranky antisocial basement dwelling 35 year old NEET, but he's got this sad childlike innocence to him. He's not a pervert with bizarre fetishes like the other lolcows out there, and he doesn't have an unwarranted feelings of self importance. He just seems like a poor man's Mr. Wizard who likes doing dorky scientific experiments.

 

[Old Greg]

There is something calming and reassuring about Clem that makes me like him as a person more than most lolcows. Sure, he is a cranky antisocial basement dwelling 35 year old NEET, but he's got this sad childlike innocence to him. He's not a pervert with bizarre fetishes like the other lolcows out there, and he doesn't have an unwarranted feelings of self importance. He just seems like a poor man's Mr. Wizard who likes doing dorky scientific experiments.

I guess that is down to his determination to be, in his own words, a child forever. But surely that lifestyle ends at some point right, and the longer he leaves it the worse the transition will be.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

and he doesn't have an unwarranted feelings of self importance.

Now I can't agree on that, because he does feel superior to British teens, trolls, etc. and he isn't afraid to voice that opinion. And he flips out whenever someone points out he isn't because he has no job.

 

[January Cyst]

Now I can't agree on that, because he does feel superior to British teens, trolls, etc. and he isn't afraid to voice that opinion. And he flips out whenever someone points out he isn't because he has no job.

 

[CWCissey]

To be fair, that's a common scene in the shittier areas of English cities and towns.

 

[January Cyst]

To be fair, that's a common scene in the shittier areas of English cities and towns.

I don't know.
Is it common sense to complain that your neighbours wake you up at 2pm?

 

[CWCissey]

I don't know.
Is it common sense to complain that your neighbours wake you up at 2pm?

Unless you work nights, no. I was talking about the burnt out car.

 

[Positron]

He's not a pervert with bizarre fetishes like the other lolcows out there,

I don't know, there is a "bobbies" video by him that's pretty icky.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

More of that rambling:

Also, fun to see him bash FPS games yet he's playing TF2 and that somehow is OK in his book.

 

[January Cyst]

More of that rambling:

Also, fun to see him bash FPS games yet he's playing TF2 and that somehow is OK in his book.

Yes, this one is gold.

1. He sends his mother out to yell at the neighbours at 4am and makes excuses why he doesn't do it himself
2. He wants to get rid of the neighbours and their 3 year old daughter and throws in some well=meaning advice (if you don't want kids then don't have so much sex)
3. He want's to ban "soul-crushing and ultra-violent" entertainment on tv and video-games
4. In a perfect world cartoon-characters would be real
5. He thinks that Lisa Simpson is the female equivalent of him

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Clem is on a roll uploading videos all of the sudden. In this video, more AM radio experimenting. While the shot is reasonably clean for Clem's terms, there is still an empty can of Coca-Cola he could have just thrown away and even just put out of shot before making the video. Really, laziness still prevails.

 

[Positron]

1. He thinks that Lisa Simpson is the female equivalent of him

Which period's Lisa Simpson? She graduated from a voice of reason to a SJW twat.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Which period's Lisa Simpson? She graduated from a voice of reason to a SJW twat.

He probably thinks he's like the voice of reason Lisa. Except he really isn't a voice of reason.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Which period's Lisa Simpson? She graduated from a voice of reason to a SJW twat.

Nonono, nothing like that.

He's like Lisa Simpson because he sees himself as being really smart and having trouble in social circles. But the fact remains that even Lisa Simpson has friends, the prospect of a good job when she grows up and, let's face it, she will probably get laid at some point in her life.

So really, he's nothing like Lisa Simpson. Think about that for a moment. She's a cartoon character who, for all her faults, is still a better person than Clem. Now that's sad.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

If Cool Dude Clem would be a Simpson character, he would be Milhouse. "MOOOOOOOM BART'S SWEARING!"

edit: also Milhouse thirsts after Lisa

 

[Crack]

So his weather forecasting gadget stops working.
"Out of this entire universe, of millions, and billions, and trillions of beings, I'm probably the only one who's having this problem. Because I've Googled this up endlessly on the internet, nobody seems to have this problem but me."

Google search first result:
"Microsoft has DISABLED the weather and currency gadgets via a recent Security Update, due to concerns over the vulnerability associated with these gadgets running on your computer. You can read more about it here: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2719662 . Adjusting your computer's settings and all these other "suggestions" people are making, will NOT work. The function has been REMOVED from the operating system. It has also been removed from the Windows 8 operating system. There are "theorists" that either agree that there is a security issue within the gadgets or Microsoft just does not want to support gadgets (usually third party software) and thus, has disabled them in Windows 7 and eliminated them in Windows 8."

 

[January Cyst]

will probably get laid at some point in her life.

Because I've Googled this up endlessly on the internet, nobody seems to have this problem but me

Yeah... He said this a couple of times but he's either totally incompetent ("How to delete a CWCiki Forum") or does these rants just because he needs something to moan and is not actually interested in a solution (there are a lot of people that do that to get attention)

 

[CWCissey]

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[Gorogoroth]

"Out of this entire universe, of millions, and billions, and trillions of beings,

Clem confirmed for Scientology.

 

[Jozef]

Clem fucked up his camcorder because instead of spending a few bucks on a new battery, he rigged up a homemade power adapter and severely overvolted it.