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If Clem imagines himself to be a child forever, why does he call himself "dude"? Wouldn't a name such as "SmartBoyClem" or "SweetLittlePrinceClem" more to his self-image?
 
Positron said:
If Clem imagines himself to be a child forever, why does he call himself "dude"? Wouldn't a name such as "SmartBoyClem" or "SweetLittlePrinceClem" more to his self-image?
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Because he wants to be a cool child.
 
Peter Capaldi said:
I think some of the stains might even be burn marks... Again, the coffeemaker story of Chris could be recreated by the electric fuckery of Clem.
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Clem has mentioned that his tubes projects sometimes heat up to the point where they melt the carpet fibres on his workbench. I expect that's what we're seeing here.
 
CWCissey said:
Why are there not countless shoops of Clem's head on Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor's already?
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Oh noes, more computer problems! Also, he waits on a program and doesn't cut it out. 2lazy2edit.
Plus, Sonic Boom is in this. Watch out Clem, you might be triggering someone...
 
Clem fixes his monitor. Ofcourse he burps and doesn't cut it out.
"This is a teenage screwdriver, because it's thin. Teenagers are thin, for some reason. Not me, I'm the fattest thing on Earth!"
 
Peter Capaldi said:
An indefinite hiatus on our favourite show!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Z8HanFyTKs
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Its going to cost him "over £20!" for parts which is a lot according to Clem, he'll have to wait for the tugboat to come in first. He's complained about lack of funds before and even made a video asking for advice on how to get money but dismisses comments telling him to get a job.
Ravenor said:
His living conditions are a mess, as is his work bench it's disgusting, every person who does electrical work I know keeps there bench as clean as possible.
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Too much clutter and nowhere to keep it. Many of the houses in the style of Clems were originally designed as temporary housing after WW2 but in the end they became a solution to a rapidly growing population. Still no excuse for him to be using dirty bed sheets as a work surface.
Peter Capaldi said:
"This is a teenage screwdriver, because it's thin. Teenagers are thin, for some reason. Not me, I'm the fattest thing on Earth!"
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Sounds just like something a group of loudly talking middle aged women would say at lunch. Its really quite creepy hearing it from a 30 year old manchild.
 
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Old Greg said:
he'll have to wait for the tugboat to come in first
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Yeah except that he doesn't seem to get his tugboat.
I'm pretty sure that his mum is the payee for his benefits and he gets an allowance every month or so, otherwise he would buy a lot more electronics like other lolcows.

Peter Capaldi said:
Teenagers are thin, for some reason. Not me, I'm the fattest thing on Earth!"
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Probably because he's a 30 something year old man.
 
Old Greg said:
Its going to cost him "over £20!" for parts which is a lot according to Clem, he'll have to wait for the tugboat to come in first. He's complained about lack of funds before and even made a video asking for advice on how to get money but dismisses comments telling him to get a job.
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I am half way wondering where he get's his new components from, I am guessing a rip off shop like Maplins so he is possibly buying a mixed bag of resistors for one or two he needs but then forgets the rest for a long time.
Old Greg said:
Too much clutter and nowhere to keep it. Many of the houses in the style of Clems were originally designed as temporary housing after WW2 but in the end they became a solution to a rapidly growing population. Still no excuse for him to be using dirty bed sheets as a work surface.
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There are lot's of that kind of housing farting around the place, but from what I can see they look newer than that I am thinking last 70's early 80's possibly.

January Cyst said:
Yeah except that he doesn't seem to get his tugboat.
I'm pretty sure that his mum is the payee for his benefits and he gets an allowance every month or so, otherwise he would buy a lot more electronics like other lolcows.
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I wouldn't be surprised at that, and it might explain why he complains about the cost of components (not just PC components but cheep stuff like capacitors an such) because he is lacking a bank account, and unless your lucky brick and mortar places cost the earth.
For our non British kiwi's, all benefits are paid into your bank account (or your payee's). He won't be on job seekers allowance (now Universal Credit, which was farcical rolling out from a technical standpoint that's been covered extensively in the UK media) he is possibly on DLA if that's not been rolled into UC in his area and most importantly is getting reviewed if you qualify for it and how much you get paid per month and seeing as there is nothing Physically wrong with him (an to be honest even that won't stop the 3rd party company that reviews you, this has also been covered in the media) he will either loose his UC or get it at a reduced level. So he might be forced into getting a job.
 
More VTTC building. Seriously, that intro must have taken him ages, yet he can't edit stupid errors out.
 
Old Greg said:
I have to admit, this was one of his more well produced videos. Straight to the point with no farting about or bodily functions. And that intro was rather good.
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It's a pleasant change, albeit I don't think he'll keep this standard up.
 
Clem has an enabler that is willing to give him far too much stuff. Actually some quite decent audio equipment, with a MiniDisc recorder that could make MylarBalloonFan jealous.
 
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