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Phil Ken Sebben said:
He's not going to be able to make it and he's going be old by the time he's 40.
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lol, Clem's 41 this April.

moseph.jartelli said:
Holy shit. Old Man Clementine is looking fucking lunatic. That haircut is pretty awesome tho. He should become a noise artist
He'd be a hit and could satisfy his lo fi electronics obsession
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I know its lockdown and everything but damn Clem looks like he rarely leaves the house, I think he needs to move into some kind of government supported housing to get on track of things. Can't be healthy living with Mum at that age.

January Cyst said:
Yeah, there was a video where you could see that he searched "how to delete a kiwifarms forum" in his browsers search-bar, classic Clement
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That was so funny, wonder if its still set to appear near the top of this website as a quote.
 
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Old Greg said:
lol, Clem's 41 this April.
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Oh that's even worse than I thought. How the fuck can a middle aged man be this childish?

There comes a point in everybody's life where you take stock of what you've done and what you now need to do. For most people it's somewhere in their late 20's or early 30's. If Clem is 40 and he's still sperging about stupid stuff like this then he's truly a lost cause.

Which makes my earlier statement even funnier as this means his mother has got to be in her 70's or close to it. Imagine being retired and having a useless lump like Clem still living there. Poor woman.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Oh that's even worse than I thought. How the fuck can a middle aged man be this childish?

There comes a point in everybody's life where you take stock of what you've done and what you now need to do. For most people it's somewhere in their late 20's or early 30's. If Clem is 40 and he's still sperging about stupid stuff like this then he's truly a lost cause.

Which makes my earlier statement even funnier as this means his mother has got to be in her 70's or close to it. Imagine being retired and having a useless lump like Clem still living there. Poor woman.
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I agree, he's nowhere near ready to let the past go and move on. From what we understand he's never had a job and has turned down an offer to work at a local electronics repair place, over the past decade Clems been doing pretty much the same thing. Even Chris has done more with himself.

Here's a video of 20 year old Clem in 2000 with an appearance from both his parents, Susan looks younger than his Dad Malcolm, but you're right she must be getting on a bit these days.

 
Old Greg said:
I agree, he's nowhere near ready to let the past go and move on. From what we understand he's never had a job and has turned down an offer to work at a local electronics repair place, over the past decade Clems been doing pretty much the same thing. Even Chris has done more with himself.

Here's a video of 20 year old Clem in 2000 with an appearance from both his parents, Susan looks younger than his Dad Malcolm, but you're right she must be getting on a bit these days.

From the archives - My room back in 2000.mp4
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The funniest thing about the fact that he's never had a job is in the last video posted he complains about his neighbor not having a job, paying rent or doing anything useful with his life. And yet that's him.

The level of self-delusion that's going on in Clem's mind is staggering.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
The funniest thing about the fact that he's never had a job is in the last video posted he complains about his neighbor not having a job, paying rent or doing anything useful with his life. And yet that's him.

The level of self-delusion that's going on in Clem's mind is staggering.
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Well, I assume he's still unemployed unless he's managed to been forced to get one over the past year or so. He used to complain about being too broke to buy equipment and parts and would ask people in the comments how to get money, then when people suggested working for it he'd block or ghost them.
 
Old Greg said:
Well, I assume he's still unemployed unless he's managed to been forced to get one over the past year or so. He used to complain about being too broke to buy equipment and parts and would ask people in the comments how to get money, then when people suggested working for it he'd block or ghost them.
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Please. Somebody like him wouldn't be able to get a job much less hold onto one. The only way possible is if he was literally put in a room all by himself with no distractions or noises from outside and he could work at his own pace with no deadlines or a boss checking up on him.

It's the same way the the Molester of Muncie, James Terry Mitchell Jr, is. Guy has had one job in his life which lasted only a couple months. He's said that his dream job would be working at a place like WalMart where he could literally take a 15 minute break whenever he wanted, come in and leave when he wanted and instead of having to get paid he could just apply his wages towards getting food at the deli.

Cows like this can't survive in the real world which is why they wind up where they are. It's okay when their parents are still around to support them but once their parents die and they're on their own they either wind up on the streets because they can't hack the real world or they wind up offing themselves.
 
Mylars back
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Here is an ARCHIVE OF Clement's epos "Why I'm a bitter old fart" in 4 parts for posterity.
It's a fairly decent introduction into his mind, I suppose.
Other than that, nothing really happened.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4


There is also a tour of his room
 
January Cyst said:
Here is an ARCHIVE OF Clement's epos "Why I'm a bitter old fart" in 4 parts for posterity.
It's a fairly decent introduction into his mind, I suppose.
Other than that, nothing really happened.

Part 1
Why I am a bitter old fart part 1 - Noise, Modern Music & Modern TV shows.mp4
Part 2
Why I am an old fart part 2 - Modern films, games, downloads, software installers, and internet.mp4
Part 3
Why I am an old fart part 3.mp4
Part 4
Why I am an old fart - final part.mp4

There is also a tour of his room
Tour of my workbench, and room..mp4
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That room is just begging to be stripped and done up into a guest bedroom.
 
Old Greg said:
That room is just begging to be stripped and done up into a guest bedroom.
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They sort of did refurbish his room at one point, you can see it in one of his vlogs but it quickly turned back to what it is now.
Does Susan own the house? Its an attached house in a council estate, and they have lived there for decades.
 
January Cyst said:
Here is an ARCHIVE OF Clement's epos "Why I'm a bitter old fart" in 4 parts for posterity.
It's a fairly decent introduction into his mind, I suppose.
Other than that, nothing really happened.

Part 1
Why I am a bitter old fart part 1 - Noise, Modern Music & Modern TV shows.mp4
Part 2
Why I am an old fart part 2 - Modern films, games, downloads, software installers, and internet.mp4
Part 3
Why I am an old fart part 3.mp4
Part 4
Why I am an old fart - final part.mp4

There is also a tour of his room
Tour of my workbench, and room..mp4
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I'm eagerly waiting for more of the bitter fart series.
 
What a weird mix.

It's like looking at the ravings of some Communist Walt Disney mixed with Grampa Simpson with a dash of Oswald Moseley.

I do love that Clem complains about violent movies but has friggin' RoboCop on his approved list.

I do have to say that last sentence came out of nowhere though and not in an entertaining manner ala the Immigrant rant.
 
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