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[ToroidalBoat]

awww the scrunkly
double tap
now if you'd scrunkly the when

Spoiler

The Scrunkly - YouTube

 

[Begemot]

The Caffeine/Coffee Death Spiral - What You're Not Being Told About Your Coffee or Your Other Caffeinated Products​

The government and media lies about coffee/caffeine are massive.......and also typical of the information, indoctrination and poison based control grid we all live within. Governing 8 billion healthy and vital humans is impossible. The people who currently rule us (several families that stretch way back into our ancient history) figured that out when there were only a couple hundred million on this planet. You can't farm lions.......only lambs. This is old news to the clever magicians who rule us today.
What's not old news is how these ruling forces collude daily to poison the public, as to weaken them........in order to increase the ease by which they're governed, controlled, stolen from, manipulated and lied to. As can be observed today, the public are easily taken advantage of with blatant propaganda and they literally beg to be unslaved on all levels. This is a natural extension of poisoning someone to the point where they know they're too weak to resist any conflict. Poisons not only make us weak physically, they prime our brain function (and nervous systems) to acquiesce to bullying and coercion through specific flight or fight pathways.
The men are especially weak from this poisoning and if you notice, the caffeine/coffee drinkers are especially disorganized mentally. The vast majority of males aren't sporting the physical strength either because of their love affairs with their daily cup of slavery based poison. Caffeine lowers testosterone levels, through stress up-regulation. Anytime the body is stressed, testosterone goes down. Learn about coffee and caffeine with the video and article attached.
Understand that caffeine is on every corner for reasons that have NOTHING to do with a free market or the free flow of information. Human farming is REAL and you must weaken the human cattle, as to increase the efficiency of the human farming operation. Caffeine (and to a lesser extent alcohol) are the one-two throat punch to the uninformed citizen.......who really has no idea why they can't maintain any positive headway in their lives. If you poison yourself daily, how much energy do you think you're going to have....to build you best life? What's even worse, the more boring and mundane your life.......the more coffee and caffeine you'll crave in order to decorate that boring and mundane life. Caffeine is proven to make the slave life feel groovy and also proven to make humans do boring tasks longer. If your life sucks, quit the coffee and feel it in its full suckness. Only then will you be able to carve out a life that truly satisfies you. Coffee and all caffeine products represent a complete mental, spiritual and physical death spiral for your best life.

 

[AnOminous]

Not even going to image tax. The only people who could have possibly liked deathnote are fucked in the head Japanese and their authoritarian reddit spawn. I got 5 episodes in, declared the entire thing evil, and anyone who liked it evil too. This show is heresy, and anyone who likes it deserves god's cleansing fury to wipe them from existence. The only moral lesson to be gained from it is that utopia can be ushered in by a single divinely inspired man with sufficient will to overcome the limitations of societies rules and the people sworn to defend them. Light Yagami belongs on a cross, and anyone who identified with him deserves to be there right alongside him.

If we still lived in a civilized society, every copy of this manga and every DVD of it would be piled in the street and set on fire while inquisitors sing prayers of condemnation in the Gregorian style to ward off demons.

 

[Haffhart]

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[Bob's Vagene]

I have to apologize. I thought you were a twentysomething gay guy. Ur face reveal is hella cute. I'm sorry about today. It makes ur onlyfans position completely acceptable. I'm off here, now. I'm sorry. Plus I'm not obsessed with any of this, especially incest. I live in the highest rate incest place of the world. I lost my girlfriend to her fucking cousin. It's safe to say I do not like incest jesus fucking christ and so what if I know about squirt. I haven't had a good lay in 15 years but at least I had one or two more than MOST people. And not all women can even squirt, anyways. That's why old pervs called them "squirters", I'm sure you have heard that but that's not me I treat women with respect and therefore I dont get laid much in a place where they fuck cousins and just want to be taken advantage of by rapey guys. Not my format. Bless

 

[Begemot]

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid ****? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Where's Waldo?]

When the movie The Next Karate Kid with Hilary Swank came out, a Cranberries song was featured in one of the scenes where the protagonist is practicing some of her fancy new karate moves.

She's dressed in a skimpy top and tight pants. I was 14 when I first saw the movie. This scene was extremely hot for some reason. I had my own VHS copy of the movie and played that scene over and over.

I spilled gallons of seed over Ms Swank moving awkwardly to the Cranberries.

The follow-up to the main part of the scene is a bunch of Buddhist monks joining in a dance with her. It's supposed to be humorous, but the sight of these old guys in robes was an instant boner kill. So, it was always a race against the clock - cum before monks appear on screen.

I won this contest with myself more often than I lost.

But later in life, searching for meaning and having rejected the Christian religion of my upbringing, I started looking into eastern religions, Buddhism being the primary one.

I'd read about the various schools of thought. I became obsessed with learning all the ins and outs of the various teachings.

But then I realized that religion wasn't what I was looking for. I was looking for a scantily-clad, tall, awkward young woman to dance in front of me while I masturbated, racing against a clock to ejaculate.

I've never found what I was looking for. But it's my new religion.

 

[Tism the Return]

looking for a dominant girl to go to anime con on the 30th in virginia. your part: • You download Kik and Skype, add both of them, (Skype is found on Kik background, send yours too.) • You do not block, lie, leave, logout, delete apps, ghost or ignore me. • You setup a date to meet in real life, mall, public place, your choice as long as I am comfortable with it. Trigger Words: "I don't know." "How are you?" "Are you okay?" "You will never get a *blank*" "You good?" "You need help." "No wonder *blank*" "I see." "haha" "It's there body they can do what they want." "I can break you like a twig." "I have *blank* disorder." "Three months." "Need to get to know you a little more." The absolute NO to all of existence, no lying, no backstabbing, no turning off notifications, no ghosting, no leaving. Nothing is fucking perfect in this world. Get it through your fucking head with me. Stop having any fucking double standard with me. With collecting and absorbing all the OCD anxiety around me and within me, supressing it, and becoming one with its energy. I can unleash German Fa Jin in a explosive burst of energy. I'm close to unlocking German Instinct. The ability to evade all insults and bad luck. I fucked up. I lost someone who was going to go to an anime convention with me on the 30th. The anxiety overtook me. Just when I failed at 15, 16, 17, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021. I am going to fail again. On here every day. I don't think I can get anyone to go to a con with me. No matter what I try, pay for and accomedate. My last option is to drive around Maryland, Virginia and neighboring states to pick someone up to go with me. But personally... I don't feel I have it in me. Ever. Since the day I was born. Even if I hated the convention, I still wanted to know if I could do it. If I got someone to go with me. But as usual everyone on here either fucks with me or leaves. Nothing different. I couldn't have fun this summer too. I think I failed. No amount of hope, no amount of improvmenet, not even god can help me on this. My Skype is fucked up, I have to make a new one to call someone, no one reads my messages, listens or even sends their fucking Skype. Thousands of people see this every day. Yet... no one messages. It's not about how many people see the message, it's about how long I have to wait, for someone to decide to go on here one day and see my message. Her name was Haden. She was from York College PA. She tolerated me and my conspiracies, theories and facts about Jews. I talked shit about her grandpa and she blocked me on Skype and left. I felt ghosted and my OCD anxiety couldn't handle it. She might've been the one and only one who would of went to the con with me. I don't think there's hope for me now. She's gone. She won't check Kik anymore. I can't get a hold of her anymore. I can't be forgiven. The anime convention is in Virginia it is on the 30th of this month. Two weeks from now. It is the happiness and my dream to go to one, for my mental sake, for my health, to finally escape this Hell. People fail to see that though. It's not whether or not someone likes me. It's whether or not I ever have that chance again. And that extremely, rare, low chance someone is being truthful with me. It takes so much... so much to do this. I'm always being messed with aren't I. Only talk to me if it is regards to this, someone, going to this convention. If there's anything you can do to help me. Do it. Don't wait on it. Whatever you think is best for me, just get it over with, reach out to anyone. I give you all the permission in the world. Help me with all your power. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO SAVE MY LIFE. EVERYONE FUCKED WITH ME, TROLLED ME ALL THESE YEARS ON HERE, I MESSED UP A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. EVEN IF I FELT LIKE SHE GHOSTED ME. SHE WAS THE CLOSEST PERSON I COULD TRUST. IF YOU GET A HOLD OF HER. ILL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE MESSAGES LIKE THESE ON HERE. IT WAS MY OCD THAT PUSHED HER AWAY. NOT ME. I SAID BAD STUFF. I KNOW IM NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYONE LIKE HER. SHE WASNT A PIECE OF SHIT WHO FUCKED WITH ME OR LIED TO ME LIKE ALL ELSE IVE MET ON HERE. AND THIS ENTIRE YEAR WILL GO TO WASTE. ALL THIS HARD WORK. EVERYTHING I DID. SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GO TO AN ANIME CONVENTION WITH ME. K IK GERMAN IRISH GOD (NO SPACES) TELL HER TO CHECK KIK!!!!!!!!! I am unbounded by jews, Jews wont tell me what to do, jews will not control me. I am the most powerful German in existence. Just like Son Goku's ultra instinct. I have German instinct. German FA JIN is a release of OCD anxiety energy all at once, creating a poweful exposive burst of energy.

God bless Omegle schizos.

 

[Begemot]

We live in a matriarchal tyrranny. none of what is happening , be it inflation, wars, LGBT, BLM, degeneracy, rampant stupidity, foreign invasion of the third world, social media fuckery, infantilization of the West, trannys, debt crisis, low birth rates, end of meritocharcy etc... could be possible without women.

Who are the people who took the vax? Women
Who is the democratic party? Women
Who pushed every insane idea ever? Women
Who were the worst of the murderous communists? Women

The globohomos started their campaign with feminism (in my estimate 200 for a reason. By elevating women to these lofty heights for which they are completely ill suited, we have all these problems. Anyone who understand what a woman truly is will understand. They are, as a group, extremely dangerous if unchecked. There is ancient knowledge abound stating so. It is also obvious with your own two eyes.

Black people.......raised exclusively by women
Democrat men......feminised, male feminists
Anyone in the LGBT garbage.......feminised brains, be it chemical or brainwashing
Cancel culture and end of meritocracy.......pushed by women and feminised men

They put xenoestrogens in everything to feminise the brain. We are at the end of testosterone.

Look at every issue plaguing us across gender lines and you will see exactly who is responsible.

Our society's biggest mistake was to take anything a woman says seriously. instead of entertaining every little thing they said, MEN should have told them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Alas the damage is done, there is no putting the genie back in the bottle until total global collapse.

Ultimately it is our biology (men's) that is the true villain. We are physiologically predisposed to care for and provide for women. Man's Achilles heel.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

When my wife and I first got married, we fucked like crazy. Our first apartment, we fucked on the kitchen table, in the living room, on the toilet. Hell, even in the garden out back when no one was around.


But slowly, the frequency of our couplings decreased. And over the course of a couple more years, we were lucky to fuck once a week. Then once a month.

Don't get me wrong. My wife was still hot and, if I initiated, she'd take my dick like a champ, whether she was in the mood or not. But, more often than not, I could tell she wasn't into it.


I loved her but I really wanted sex. I'd never cheat on her. So I turned to internet porn. I'd spend hours every evening downloading, cataloging videos. Until I realized that I wasn't even getting off on it. I just liked cataloging and organizing pornography.

For 3 years, I obsessively organized several terabytes of my favorite scenes. I had my favorite starlets, my favorite sex acts and positions. But none of it got me off any more.

Then I realized that what I really liked cataloging was women. Finding a new girl that I thought was hot and organizing her into various folders was unbelievably hot. Right click. New folder. Instant erection.


A few months after my epiphany, I realized that the folders didn't even need to contain anything. Just a folder, empty, waiting for a new girl. My hard drives were full of endless arrays of folders, all named "Jane Doe" or whatever female name I was thinking of at the time.

I'd masturbate to "Jane Doe doggy style folder #1" and the like. The right click of a mouse button started getting me hard.

A few months more of this, and now all I need is a mouse that has an audible right click button. I sit in the bathroom with a wireless mouse, clicking the right mouse button over and over again. Click. Ejaculate.

My wife doesn't suspect a thing.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

my insight is that I enjoy having long goon sessions with my bros. Usually have a sesh at least once a week, maybe even two or three if we can squeeze some time in after work during the week. It's good man. Nothing like kicking back with some hardcore anal fucking on the big wide screen while all the boys stroke together. We ride that edge for hours sometimes, usually just end up suckin each other if I am going to be honest.
All this semen retention stuff? I'm not really buying it. After my goon seshes is when I feel the best from my perspective. it is good to have some release every now and again you know what I mean? And ejactin with some bros around is even better methinks, it kind of creates this synchro feeling which I equate to being similar to the feeling when womens cycles sync up. Nothing quite beats it. I notice confidence boost, lower anxiety and just a healthy lust for life long throughout the week after a goon sesh desu, and I find woman notice me more as well.
It's whatever floats your boat at the end of the day. I mean maybe if you are just jacking it by yourself than maybe get some boys around, see if that does anything for ya? Worth a try right? No good stressing out about something that is all natural baby. That's what one of my goon buddies said to me while deep in my ass.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

A few years back at work, I got a notification that my computer had a virus. I never downloaded anything unusual.

System admin guy comes around, runs a quick virus scan. He finds an "infected" pdf. Opens it up. It's a pdf doc my girlfriend had sent me with photos of her vagina before and after she shaved it.


"Looks like your girlfriend's vagina is infected."

"I already knew that. Herpes. But it's not that big of a deal. Look at her pussy. I'm lucky to fuck that, wouldn't you say?"

"Dude, I'm gay."

"Ok, look at her asshole, then."

"It's not the same."

"Sure it is. I mean, anal sex is anal sex, right? Cut her hair short, flip her around, sodomize her, what's the difference dude?"

"She's a girl."

So I got to talk with my system admin guy about how man ass feels a lot different than girl ass. Girl's assholes are smooth and tight. Men's assholes have a bit rougher texture. "Ribbed for your pleasure" as he said.

Having never fucked a dude, I had to take his word for it. Until he offered to let me infiltrate his excrement cave.


I made the fucker wear a wig. Flipped him over, had him tape his balls up so they wouldn't swing. Wore a condom. I mean, girl shit is one thing, but man shit? No way.

And the texture was different. Not significantly. But different. Different enough that I couldn't ejaculate. I fucked a man's asshole but couldn't cum.

So that's why I always run my Adobe updates, no matter how annoying they are.

 

[Haffhart]

Oh boy, I sure do love being based and chad. Basedness and chaditiy are the means and the end, the Alpha and the Omega; together they are the purpose towards which mankind has strived since we were first measured and wrought by our Maker, the sublime and transcendent Lord God. Being based and chad gives me great satisfaction both metaphysically and psychologically, especially because those qualities by themselves are sufficient to own the niggers and holes, the krauts and kikes alike. My only goal in this life is to be as based and as chad as my heroes: Nick Fuentes the Catboy Connoisseur, Varg the Northern Wolf, and Ethan Ralph of Virginia. May the world be made as based and as chad as they. Deus Vult.

 

[Filthyphil]

Assuming you are very ingelligent, this is only an issue if you don't use your mind. The caloric exertion of being high IQ and actually using your brain is intense. I study daily and can eat 4000 calories without gaining weight. Same can be done by stimulating your brain with audio books, lectures, pimsluer language courses, and melodic music as a truck driver. If you have an "efficient" brain that doesn't burn much energy, you're a high energy schizo retard type with a low IQ and will probably gain weight. I'm smart, lazy, eat all the time yet am skinny. The other reason men balloon is when they get a GF or if they're wacking it all the time, there's a paper on Medical Hypotheses that asserts prolactin and increased sexual activity actually is a major contributor to a slowed metabolism. Lastly the other problem is most people eat garbohyrates. There's unironically nothing wrong with say a Wendy's Dave's triple vs but there is plenty wrong with a medium fry and a coke. Most people are low IQ animals that can't control themselves simple as. You actually can stay very fit as a truck driver. Just lift a 15 pound weight and alternate biceps while you drive and do push ups and pull ups in the morning and before you go to sleep. A low cut BMI and wide clavicle are all that matters for attractiveness so you don't need to be a 200 pound bulker coper.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

My are you a pest. You quite stupidly think something I wrote with care and contemplation is some sort of gothca. My commentary on this matter is self-contained, fundamentally correct on biology, cultural mores, the law and the history of the law. I stand by everything I wrote, and will continue to do so.

Imagine being someone so daft as yourself, thinking calling me a pedophile would dissuade me, as uttering that term exhibits your own fucking ignorance and utter lack of nuance.

Imagine going through life equating a pre-pubescent child, say a fourth grade, with a post pubescent adolescent, a sophmore, or junior, or even senior in high school. High school, where "children" drive cars, drink (no matter how much stupid 21 drinking laws try to stop an unmovable force) and are typically sexually active, for better or worse. You have such a lack of nuance you do not see the obvious distinction between high schoo--the setting of sexually charged teen dramas like Heathers, Mean Girls, Sixteen Candles, etc--and elementary school, where school children play with toys and go to recess.

Imagine being so fucking IGNORANT you conflate child molestation with what is at worst statutory rape (in jurisdictions where age of consent is higher). Good thing you did not go to law school, you'd fail the bar and probably could not into a tier 4 toilet school like Thomas Cooley with your "reasoning skill" and aptitude for nuance and distinction.

While you are at, why don't you enlighen us to how all of Europe "is pedophile, HURR DURR" as well about half the states with an age consent of 16. I would post attachments of age consent laws here and in Europe but I do not want to be bothered and they are readily available. Go make post your autistic, puritanical tirade in the mass debate charging pretty much all of Europe and Western civilization with charges of pedophilia when you do not not demonstrate the slightest inkling of what that means, replete with your autistic outbursts contaminated with American puritanical moral fagging.

This is tangential at best to this thread, so again fuck off, and fuck you! I stand by what I wrote, and will continue to do so regardless of what idiots like you write or say. Get off the merry go round. Know that I am implacable, that your screeching outbursts are anything but convincing to me or anyone who has a baseline knowledge of what words mean or how the world actually is.

 

[Begemot]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Okay. Let's say that hypothetically, I were to allow my boyfriend to cum in my anus, which I am now referring to as my boipucci. Now, for the sake of argument, let's say he didn't wear a boicondom.

Would I, theoretically speaking, get fagpreggers from that act of unprotected sex? Now if I were to get fagpreggers, I would therefore be on my way to being a boimother, which is something I am too young to do.

This hypothetical scenario presents is with a few options. The most obvious choice is to attempt to get a boibortion. But, for the sake of argument, let's say I don't have enough money to pay for this boibortion conventionally.

Would it therefore make sense for me to pay my boinecologist with my boipucci. If he doesn't accept that, I do of course have other things to pay him with that don't cost me money. Theoretically, I could pay him with some of my boimilk. And if he doesn't accept that in this purely hypothetical scenario, then I would offer him a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead.

So that is why we don't need universal healthcare, you libtard snowflake.

 

[Burgerasssand]

I MEANT EVERY WORD I SAID MAN, I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU, AND I'VE NEVER LIED TO ANY OF MY HULKAMANIACS BROTHER.

WHEN I SAID THE N WORD MAN, I MEANT IT. WHEN I SAY I LOVE MY HULKAMANIACS I MEAN THAT TOO. YOU KNOW, YEAH, I SAY NIGGER FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT NOT THE WAY YOU TWISTED THE STORY, NOT THE WAY YOU EDITED THE FOOTAGE.

I WASH MY HANDS COMPLETELY OF THIS HIT JOB MAN.
MY LITTLE HULKSTERS GAVE YOUR RACE EVERYTHING MAN! THEY GAVE YOU THEIR LOVE, THEY GAVE YOU THEIR DEDICATION, YOU GOT POWER, YOU TOOK COURAGE FROM THEM TO BEAT ALL ODDS MAN. WE BASED OUR PHILOSOPHY ON THE THREE DEMANDMENTS - THE TRAINING, THE PRAYERS, AND THE VITAMINS - BUT YOUR RACE THREW IT ALL AWAY MAN.

YOU COULDN'T FUNCTION AS A TEAM IN A CIVIL WESTERN SOCIETY MAN. YOU'RE WHOLE RACE WAS JEALOUS! JEALOUSY THAT TURNED INTO A CANCER THAT STARTED EATING YOU ALIVE, NIGGER, EATIN' YOUR GUTS BROTHER. BUT AS WE GET INTO THE RACE WAR THE LOVE THAT YOU GIVE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU RECEIVE. THAT'S THE SAME WITH HATRED BROTHER, YOU SAY YOU HATE ME, YOU HATE ALL MY HULKAMANIACS, WELL THE HATE THAT YOU'RE GIVING OFF IT'S GONNA BE THE SAME HATRED THAT TEARS YOU APART NIGGERS.

WHEN WE GET INTO THE RING HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RULE, HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD. INNOCENT CANCER STARTS EATIN' YOUR ABDOMINALS, EATS YOUR PECTORAL MUSCLES, GOES UP INTO YOUR NECK, IT STARTS EATING AT YOUR BRAIN, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT'S GONNA BE KEEPING YOU ALIVE. THAT'S YOUR LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM, GIBS AND AFFERMATIVE ACTION, AND AS YOU START TO LOSE YOUR GRASP, AS YOUR FINGERS START TO SLIDE DOWN THE FRONT OF THE WELFARE CHEK AND KFC BUCKET, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA STRIP IT AWAY FROM YOU, PULL THE PLUG ON YOUR LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM. I'LL BE THE NEW CHAMPION OF THE WHITE RACE AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD DESTROY YOU?

 

[Haffhart]

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