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[munggola planet]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Janet Jackson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

baaased.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys...I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad...I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed...I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad...I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.

 

[Begemot]

The tomboy is the litmus test for working androreceptors in men.
Men like tomboys because a woman who was at least once a tomboy has almost none of the woman baggage and all of the benefits of getting a girl. Almost no social media brainwashing, no need for make-up addiction, you can actually enjoy the same niche hobbies or at least be equal in that she has weird hobbies you're also not interested in, though she may end up being one of those "i only hang out with boys because girls are too much drama" hoes if she ain't raised right. Or turn into a fat tranny.
Faggots who lust for tomboys are the ones making these threads. They seek six-packs, muscles, being height mogged, and so forth because they're skinny ass coomers who have no androgens to absorb and their receptors are gummed with corn syrup. They're all latinx motherfuckers with mommy fetishes because they have no souls.

 

[Burgerasssand]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

 

[Begemot]

>Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the 80s that everybody says they like, but they don't actually listen to.

>Brace yourself, cuz I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs.

>See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now; old and wise. Being older means I'm smarter, even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager.

>I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity.

>See, I'm a white guy, but I can't stand white guys. This is a bold, brave statement I shouldn't be making. I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honkey, but that's just how it's gonna be.

>Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this, America, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that will follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. You may not have heard this perspective before, so I'm going to lay it out in simple terms: Sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good, even if it gives you AIDS.

>Conformity is like death. It's rigor mortis for your soul. And that's why I'm a non-conformist who fully supports every state-supported cultural change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in a safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance.

>Cuz guess what? I'm a 53-year-old white man, and I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die, I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so, loser. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This post will show the dark truth about Japan which will be very black pilled at first but will ultimately explain the beauty of them that is hidden in the darkness that is hidden in the perfect facade as Japanese people are still genuinely natural humans horrendously tainted by their ever increasing urban surroundings. If not people in Japan are the most complex people you'll ever know.

Japan has been an overly glamorized shithole growing up in an equally overly glamorized shithole ruled by Fidel Castro's brother. There is this misconception that Japan is an amazing place and that is because they have never been there or spent way to little there. Now that I have been to Japan. I can truly see the other side of Japan people are way too naive about and Japan is probably overly glorified because of Anime which was ultimately a wasted potential. But the sooner the masses realize this, the sooner they'll understand you can't maintain your sanity in an Urban hellscape no matter how much you polish it with nature and Japan is probably the very worst example of this.

There is this misconception that Japan is a very nice and respect place and although that would be true for the last remaining rural areas of Japan. Although Japanese people do a good expression of a nice refined person, they're only telling you the bright side of them. In reality, Japanese people are extremely disturbed people who always cling to their shy personality, and although they do a good job at it, they can't keep it in and when that shyness bursts, it gets extremely ugly very fast and I observed it happening in Tokyo twice. So even if respect is a virtue in Japan, in reality, they're actually really horrible at it.

Speaking of Tokyo being the worst example of an urban city, I am not kidding when I am saying this, going into the very most urban area of Japan I was both astonished and intimidated by the monumental nature of it, something that not even Los Angeles has given me and Los Angeles is one of the very worst places to live. Living in the center of Tokyo completely removes all aspect of living in nature and makes you feel disoriented like you're in a maze. The transit system is extremely confusing, It has gotten to the point we're so sick of it we ended up missing our stop in Kobe and went all the way to Okayama. The air is so light polluted it is literally impossible to find a single star in the night sky. The only star I have ever seen in Japan is Vega where I was at in my hotel in Osaka and I never even seen the moon a single time in Japan. So that fact someone could possibly photograph Canopus in Tokyo astonishes me about it's technological advancements. When I visited the Tokyo Tower on my last day is when I realized the urbanization of Japan was only just recent so a sudden flash of Urbanization was something the Japanese population couldn't keep up with.

I literally had to cut ties with so much that had to do with anime due to it's mutilated and demoralized nature of it although Japanese projects don't appear as demoralizing as Hollywood projects in the mainstream scale but when you visit a porn shop in Japan, This drastically changes everything. Just because a hentai appears based to some naive connoisseur doesn't make it a project to change the trajectory rather it shows how a weeb fails to imply how importing erotica completely destroys the project's every right to call itself pure and wholesome despite any attempts to make up for it and that they completely ignore the ever so limitless brutal temptation of lust. Japan is the contributor to some of the very worst pornography to have ever existed to laws that have only attempted to minimize it and not outright ban it has completely failed to contain the immoral nature of it in the most humiliating way imaginable. Hentai has become a fairly recent term but you'll be hard pressed to find signs of Lolicon and other horrifying things in it's earlier works before Japan completely gave in to finally being honest that their population consists of degenerates. In fact, Japan in the 1970s looks like a decrepit hellscape comparable to that of Blade Runner. Walking into a porn shop in Japan feels like you're in the marketplace of the underworld. This explains well it's extremely low fertility rate and extremely high suicide rate. They try to compensate this by putting vending machines everywhere and making automated restaurants but that completely goes against the nature of human interaction in favor of convenience that provides only short term euphoria. None of this could combat the ever brutal wage slave nature Japan has been mired into.

Being in Japan, I feel as if I am the farthest from nature as possible. It took half an hour to land there and another half an hour to board the airport after hitting the runway. The airports are overly decorated with Nintendo property which comes to show the brand loyalty to one of the worst gaming companies in history with the biggest contempt for it's customers and some of the most draconian copyright policies rivaling Disney. Japanese people are also some of the most emasculated people rivaling western soyboys. As much as I love many of the aesthetics Japan provides me, Japan is doomed to show it's true colors in the near future and you can see it's signs showing up in it's more crime ridden cities such as Kumamoto.

On the bright side I have seen many people in Japan who are genuinely great people and are still in touch of it's roots on the Japanese renaissance days before Emperor Hirohito's unconditional surrender but I fear their efforts will be horrendously trumped by the brutal nature of western demoralization. And because of this ever so rapidly increasing rate of urbanization and lack of honesty. In a few decades. I can see Japan become the dystopia it has been envisioned in the past with a murder rate comparable to that Medellin, Colombia in the early 1990s and civil unrests even worse than the United States in 2020 over the death of a drug addicted nigger. Japan will ultimately manifest itself into an absolute nightmare. It's economy would ultimately crumble and we will eventually see Japan then as we have seen Yemen in recent times. All of this would have been prevented if Hirohito hasn't been pressured to surrender. South Korea is also condemned to fall under the same path Japan is as well.

On the bright side, those countries are not entirely condemned to the worst case scenario and in fact could be prevented by observing what was happening in the west and apply factual evidence about the horrors of fake capitalistic democracies. Although the urban landscape hinders it by a lot, it is still possible to prevent it if Japanese people are more honest about their emotions, make efforts to break their habits and ultimately cutting ties with the NATO overlords who demoralize, pressure and intimidate them at the worst extent (I know Japan is not a NATO country which does help them a lot but Japan is still part of G7), as well as to not be ashamed of their past based on false allegations regarding Unit 731 and the Rape of Nanjing to make a few examples, and finally make efforts on banning pornography and LGBT and finally proving that anime is not longer the cesspool it was never intended to be. I still have hope for people in Japan especially that disasters unfolding in the United States, Germany amongst many western countries have manifested and NATO has shown it's true colors but Japan needs to make efforts to cut ties with NATO, completely if not also destroy it. Maybe China can learn something from this.

Japan's renaissance can be attributed to the 80s like how oldheads always brag about their dark 90s nihilistic American renaissance where Political Correctness was starting to become amped up. This only remarks a bright chapter to Japan's hellish era and thus proves any bright period in an era of globalist kikes having a stronghold on a country has lost all rights to be considered a renaissance. A true renaissance lasts longer and can be attributed golden ages after European countries kicked out the jews as well as Christians reclaiming Europe after the conquests. People always have fond memories of Cream Lemon completely ignoring the temptation that lies in it. Japan has actual renaissances but the 80s is not one of them. A kikes stronghold of a country also plays a role on Japan's financial issues, if this continues. Japan could have a hyperinflation that could make the 2008 Zimbabwe Hyperinflation look tiny in comparison.

Fortunately the initiates still have a stronghold in the mainstream but are constantly under threat by the degenerates who constantly tried to invade it. This could suggest we have a huge amount of people in Japan who are still in touch with their roots and need this sort of medium in the desperate attempt to maintain traditional values to avoid the worst case scenario Japan has a good chance of being condemned to go through. There was a notable power vacuum on the mainstream in Japan where a monopoly wasn't established unlike the United States and along with the lack of laws silencing speech has given them liberty with creating the source material. However, the easing of pornography rules still threaten the initiates who warn the world. Some initiates are still misguided and addicted to porn but have been open to their own problems but still fail to deliver the message in a better way creating a problem they may have not intended to create. However is very questionable but you'll be surprised of the amount of Japanese porn artists who openly admit they have problems and even want to break their own habits. Nintendo despite being a shitty company is still surprisingly based.

Japan still has a lot of shitty people and when they're bad, they're horrendous. However despite Japan being one of the worst countries in the world full of people with extremely unnatural behavior. Most Japanese people are genuinely really good people whose problems took a massive toll on them. So many Japanese people are completely isolated from the rest of the world refusing to go outside and over interact with people and are basically the loneliest people. The perk of living such a hellish lifestyle gives you every right to speak from experience. I pray for the people in Japan. Japan was once one of the best countries in the world and there are so many Japanese people dedicated to destroy western powers who have a stronghold on it to have this country return to it's glory days. This could also explain why despite being a pornographic cesspool. Cream Lemon is still regarded by many with reverence from people who have lambasted modern Hollywood. As much as Japan is extremely good at handling western values they can still make mistakes in the most embarrassing way possible. Japanese people look intimidating in it's weakness but best chances despite it's shortcomings you can have the most heartfelt conversations with Japanese people even if their innocence look like a facade. They are extremely open minded but will only be honest if you elaborate yourself to them. We're always afraid to present our own ideas but Japan is a very interesting one when it comes to it. Japan literally fits the definition of an artificial world desperately wanting to return to nature.

Lastly, Japanese people despite being stripped from nature are extremely intelligent rivaling that of it's massively demoralized and extremely rude people of China. A majority of Chinese people are completely hopeless and a majority of Japanese people are extremely hopeless but filled with a spark that will make them turn their lives around for the better. Like China, Japan adheres to the virtues of being able to function in their complex society by unlike China, Japanese people are not demoralized by their teachers although Chinese people are not demoralized to become faggots. Japan has a massive faggotry problem that the masses try their damnedest to destroy even if they are deep into their own addictions. China does not have a faggotry problem but serve as soldiers for their totalitarian government that is openly very honest on not being a free country. Except for important buildings, China's infrastructure is horrendous and aren't meant to last. Japan despite having extremely demoralizing architecture has some of the best infrastructure in our world.

This has went through many revisions because I wanted to correct my mistakes, fix it's sentence structure to not make it a horrifying wall of text and provide some white pills to my worst case scenario theory. I might make a documentary on this. In the end. Japan is a country that has basically taken a step further in fighting the devil and the devil tries much harder to destroy the Japanese than any other country but Japan never backs down. Despite being a terrible country to live in and it's extremely emasculated population. Japan is surprisingly the biggest chad country in the world rivaling that of Libya and Russia. They fought on the worst shape imaginable and never backs down. This is why I think Japan will be condemned to be the worst hellscape one person will step into that will be extremely hard to recover from, but Japan will overcome this dark age over it's phenomenal yet flawed resilience and Japan will be a renaissance even faster than it's western counterparts.

Yes, Autistic reactions are warranted become Autism tries to hold a person back so badly but they sometimes come back stronger despite being misguided to overcome it.

 

[anustart76]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

That one needs to be updated to include weed and his wife's boyfriend

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

[AnOminous]

This is AI-generated. I've been messing with the Bing AI chat and mostly get "fuck off you weirdo" responses and refusal to interact with the prompts, or responses that read like Wikipedia articles and are brief and dry.

Then I get this:

Certainly! Here is a romantic story about Twilight Sparkle and Sonic the Hedgehog:

Twilight Sparkle had always been fascinated by the world beyond Equestria. She had read countless books about other lands and cultures, but she never expected to meet someone like Sonic the Hedgehog.

It was a chance encounter, really. Twilight was exploring a new dimension when she stumbled upon Sonic, who was racing through the Green Hill Zone. They locked eyes for just a moment, and Twilight felt her heart skip a beat.

Sonic was unlike anyone she had ever met before. He was fast and free-spirited, with a sense of adventure that matched her own. They spent hours talking and exploring together, and Twilight found herself falling more deeply in love with him every day.

But their love was not without its challenges. Sonic’s world was constantly under threat from Dr. Eggman, and Twilight’s duties as a princess of Equestria often kept her away from him for long periods of time.

Despite these obstacles, their love only grew stronger. They would write letters to each other every day, sharing their hopes and dreams for the future. And whenever they were together, they would hold each other close and whisper sweet nothings into each other’s ears.

In the end, their love proved to be stronger than anything that could come between them. They were married in a beautiful ceremony that brought together ponies and hedgehogs from all across the multiverse.

And as they looked into each other’s eyes on their wedding day, Twilight knew that she had found her true soulmate in Sonic the Hedgehog.

I hope you enjoyed this story! Let me know if you have any other requests.

AI is autistic.

 

[Begemot]

Because, as someone with an IQ of 170, I know for a fact, from personal, direct experience, just how unimportant intelligence is. If I could, I would trade like 40 IQ points for:
1.) Self-confidence
2.) The ability to not worry all the time, every day, about everything
3.) The ability to actually enjoy anything around me instead of analyzing everything
4.) Satisfaction in small things
My life would be measurably better and I envy those who are 'kind of dumb, but happy and sincere'. I actively try every day to treat those around me with love and kindness instead of the bitterness and casual cruelty that simmers out of my 'analytical brain'. So I guess I like characters that are stupid because I view them as aspirational figures.

 

[anustart76]

This man is a faggot.

This man is overweight. That alone should shame anyone who wears our colors. Look at that soft gut, protruding selfishly outwards from his weakened beta male frame. The unkempt hair slithering down from his balding, pudgy head. He only passes PT by barely passing womens' fitness standards, and never could for his own sex.

This is a man who bombastically claimed to be what half our population is, effortlessly - a woman - and thus became an officer, more well-paid with an easier career than I ever got as an enlisted man. He does not fight - he cannot. He does not lead - he cannot. He does not even work - he cannot.

This is the body, speech, and face of a man who will get those under his command killed in conflict. And he will not care, he will panic instead, a selfish cross of fear of punishment from above and that he is to be shot next by the enemy. This man deserves to be fragged and killed by his own troops before he, essentially, kills them.

This is the man the military sent to entice you to join it for.

Will you?

 

[Begemot]

Bodybuilders are losers 99% of the time. All they do is lift weights to build a nice physique and maybe some cardio. Besides that they never go outside for anything but their jobs or groceries. But that's what happens when you care more about bodybuilding than you do about fitness. All they ever want to do is lift, they shutter at the thought of playing a sport, going out to discover something new, sparring, etc. And the worst of them are the ones who lift for pussy. God, these people are so fucking trash. Sure, a good physique will get you whore pussy but all it is is a bandaid to cover up how trash you are as a human. Anyone with charisma, confidence, or a PERSONALITY can pull plenty of girls even as an overweight slob. Imagine being such a loser that the only way you can get a woman to spend time with you is by making her lust over your body. At least there's plenty of brain dead bitches for them to share so as long as they get their whore pussy the rest of us can pursue actual intimate relationships with women who we'd actually spend time with even if our dicks didn't work.

 

[Begemot]

Jerry: "So, George, you won't believe what happened with my girlfriend."

George: "What now, Jerry?"

Jerry: "She left skidmarks on her underwear!"

Kramer bursts into Jerry's apartment.

Kramer: "Skidmarks, you say? Oh, that's fascinating, Jerry!"

Jerry: "Fascinating? Kramer, I'm a germophobe. Skidmarks are not fascinating!"

Kramer: "Oh, come on, Jerry! Skidmarks are like modern art, an expression of freedom, an unapologetic statement!"

George: "Kramer, are you out of your mind? Skidmarks are not art!"

Kramer: "George, you just don't understand the artistic depth of skidmarks. It's like graffiti for your undergarments!"

Jerry: "Graffiti? I don't want graffiti down there, Kramer! I want cleanliness, order, and bleach!"

Kramer: "But Jerry, skidmarks tell a story. They add character to life. They make things...interesting!"

George: "Interesting? Kramer, skidmarks are not interesting! They're horrifying!"

Elaine enters the apartment, overhearing their conversation.

Elaine: "Skidmarks, huh? I once had a skidmark incident. It was like a Rorschach test for my laundry."

Jerry: "Elaine, please tell me you're on my side here."

Elaine: "Well, Jerry, skidmarks are not ideal, but you know what? They make for great cocktail party stories."

Jerry: "Cocktail party stories? Who wants to talk about skidmarks at a party?"

Kramer: "See, Jerry, even Elaine sees the value in skidmarks. It's a conversation starter!"

Jerry throws his hands up in frustration.

Jerry: "I can't believe I'm having this conversation. Skidmarks should not be celebrated or discussed at cocktail parties!"

George: "Finally, someone with some sense!"

They all continue to argue passionately about the merits or lack thereof of skidmarks as the scene fades out, leaving Jerry bewildered by his friends' peculiar perspectives.

Not a massive Seinfeld guy but this was fucking nice.... Damn 4chan is good with da flow.

 

[TheRetardKing]

We made Amiga, they fucked it up​

 

[ToroidalBoat]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city [...]

"DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city" - PolluxRegulus

MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO LIVE THIS WAY

 

[anustart76]

I am Joshua Moon, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sneed of his posts? 'No!' says the admin on reddit, 'It violates ToS.' 'No!' says the moderator on Discord, 'Memes don't belong in #general.' 'No!' says the man at Cloudflare, 'It's an imminent threat to human life.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Kiwi Farms, a site where the shitposter would not fear the censor, where the racist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the American would not be constrained by the Yuropoor! And with the sneed of your posts, Kiwi Farms can become your site as well.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I usually enjoy Yahtzee's videos, but his joke about transgender people really fucking bothered me.

Why? Because my girlfriend is trans.

I've told her how much I love her on many occasions. I had to have an honest heart-to-heart with myself, because I want to have sex with her and make her happy, but it will be a while before she can have her surgery (she wants everything, the HRT therapy and the SRS surgery).

So yeah, I decided that right now, her penis is part of who she is, and I want to make her happy. So yes, I would be willing to do that for her.

Obviously, I would prefer vaginal sex (I mean hell, she told me she not only wants a vagina for herself, but because she wants to "ride me so fucking badly", which made me blush). But it's funy... I don't like dudes. I like women. And even though my girlfriend wasn't born one, I see her as one, because she acts like one and sees herself as one.

So I look at it like I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis. =)

Now, none of this has happened yet, because we are also long distance, so we have only talked over the Internet. But holy hell, every time I talk to her I get that warm tingly love feeling. Not just sexually aroused... it's more than that.

So yeah, I know this is the Escapist, and I know people will come out and call me gay for wanting to make my girlfriend happy because I love her. Don't care. I just wanted to say why Yahtzee's joke upset me.

 

[Cats]

Hey Tea-Ri...what's the temperature today?

eighty one degrees, Douglas.

Hey Tea-Ri...how many...centipedes are in this backyard?

there are twenty seven centipedes back here.

Hey Tea-Ri. Can you speak...swahili?

neela shaka, doy

Wow. That's so cool.

Hey Doug

Huh?

What is that?

It's Tea-Ri. You can ask it any question. It'll answer.

You talkin' Tea? or the Tea talkin'.

Woah woah woah. wHeWwwewewewewew, wHeWwwewewewewew.

Go ahead, ask it anything.

Hey Tea-Ri, what's the purpose of human life?

to harvest fluids and organs for our Project.

See? I told you it knows everything. Come on, ask it one more question. Just one.

Hey Tea-Ri, what should I do today?

fill a bucket with soapy water and Scrub Those Fronds.

those Fronds?

no. look up. Those Fronds.

...nah, I don't wanna do that.

C'mon, you got to admit, they could use a good scrubbing.

be sure to leave the bucket of water at the bottom.

I think Tea-Ri knows what's going on here. I think Tea-Ri knows what's best, and you should do what it says. C'mon. Scrub the Fronds, what's the big deal?

...okay.

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Hey Tea-Ri, tell me a joke!

knock knock

Who's there?

human

Human who?

we will harvest human fluids for our Project.

Heh heh heh.

AHHH-ooo-AAAAHHHH!!!!!

Tea-Ri, Mikey's face is stuck in the bucket? What should I do?

knock it off with the African Club. it's on the picnic table.

This one, with the temple piercing tip?

that's the one. i bet you won't do it.

Bet I will.

Mikey...hold it. Hold still. I gotta knock it off with the African Club, okay?

Tea-Ri, Mikey's Body went limp! What should I do?

great. bring the body to 1225 Maple Avenue

...Okay.

Hey Doug I brought your Gong bac....I'll come back.


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Tea-Ri I'm not in trouble am I?

not if you bring the body to the right location.

Hey, Tea-Ri....is Mikey gonna be okay?

no.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I think that BPD people suck. People with borderline personality disorder have no past worth looking back on or a future to look forward to. They have no will. No personality to speak, the Borderline empath is a lie elevated by BPD sympathisers and family members. BPD people here have no talent, passive nihilism and shutting up for a while are the only food traits of borderline individuals. The world looks at them as lucky enough to be born in a family with a low amount of siblings and a large house. They didn't earn their wealth through ingenuity or dynamism, they didn't socialise themselves out of a will for spirit higher, they are not enlightened. The BPD spirit is one of deprived autonomy, there is no semblance of introspection. They even express this in the nicknames they wish others to call them ("My perfect princess"). Everything was laid out for them by their handlers (the british government). It feels wrong to even call those piles of dust people, they are nothing more than souless whores and sluts.

 

[AnOminous]

I think that BPD people suck. People with borderline personality disorder have no past worth looking back on or a future to look forward to. They have no will. No personality to speak, the Borderline empath is a lie elevated by BPD sympathisers and family members. BPD people here have no talent, passive nihilism and shutting up for a while are the only food traits of borderline individuals. The world looks at them as lucky enough to be born in a family with a low amount of siblings and a large house. They didn't earn their wealth through ingenuity or dynamism, they didn't socialise themselves out of a will for spirit higher, they are not enlightened. The BPD spirit is one of deprived autonomy, there is no semblance of introspection. They even express this in the nicknames they wish others to call them ("My perfect princess"). Everything was laid out for them by their handlers (the british government). It feels wrong to even call those piles of dust people, they are nothing more than souless whores and sluts.

I think most of the so-called "personality disorders" are basically just names for different kinds of shitty people. I suppose some like avoidants or schizoids can be okay if a little difficult to deal with but the cluster B types are just awful and by and large don't think there's anything wrong with them anyway.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

cluster B types are just awful and by and large don't think there's anything wrong with them anyway.

its funnier if you know that was written by dogisaga of all people