Copypasta thread - Mmmm pasta

[Randy Facalding]

Spoiler: redditbob

no nigger, i just hate this fucking 'jak, its overedited unwatchable garbage that gives you a fucking headache, the song used is trash too

this video is not made by one of us, it's made by an outsider, a faggot who misinterprets 'jakking culture. he sees shitty "millions must die" pictures on twitter and goes "WOWEEEEE THAT HECCIN CHUDJAKERINOOO IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED EXCEPT HE'S REALLY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T EVOVLED PAST 2016 AND LEAFYISHERE AND BEN SHAPIRO LIKE MEEEEEE I GET MY ENTERTAINMENT FROM GOOD GOYS LIKE MOISTCRITIKAL AND HASANABI" and then he remembers the shitty cartoons he watched as a child like Redditbob that he undeservadly puts in a high light because he is 'cattle algorithm slut and the ALGOOOOORITHMS told him that "WATCHING REDDITBOB, A SHOW FOR LITERAL EIGHT YEAR OLDS AT THE AGE OF TWENTY IS LE GOOOOOOOD AND ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE... IT HAS DEEP THEMES... LIKE HOW YOU USED TO RELATE TO REDDITBOB BUT NOW YOU RELATE TO TRANNYWARD!!!!" before going into a boring, 3 hour essay with lofi hiphop beats and overdone motion graphics about how Squid on Strike shows how Squidward is a based and redpilled commie like Hasan "I just bought a multi million dollar house and a new Porsche but small business owners are the REAL bourgieurse or however the Twitch revenue check is cashed" Piker. Oh and there's a mandatory 30 minute section about the history of animation from when the cavemen started drawing on the walls and a 45 minute frame-by-frame description of Squid on Strike because there just is.

And then he made that PUTRID FUCKING DUST BRIMSTONE just so he can show his fellow based and redpilled friends on his Twitter and 'cord so that he can show them all he's based and redpilled, oh no wait! he's now GEMMMMY GEM KINO CRYSTAL GLISTENING GEMERALD NOW!!! SEE HE'S IN WITH ALL THE NEW EPIC DANK MAYMAYS!!!! THATS SO BA-I MEAN GEMMY!!!!! and now those retards can share that with their fellow retards on their 'cord servers so they can circle jerk about how they're all now "GEMERALD GLISTENING SHINERALDS FROM THE GEM MINES" and how that "Millions Must Die" Wojak is such a funny character that reminds them how they used to be seething little pisscels but now they're based and redpilled progressives like their favorite YouTuber Ian "iDubbbz" JOMHA.

This is a day of fucking mourning, I can't believe a retarded Twitter/'cord fag managed to steal our idea and ruin it with this disgusting brimstone. This video is brimstone, pure and simple, the most insidious type of brimstone imaginable, while garbage like Blacked edits and Mauzymice edits are brimstone in their own way they at least alert everyone within a 5 mile radius of how brimmy they are, this is an insidious type of brimstone, the type that hides its brimmish details with techniques like overediting, and then the retards of society eat it up, because they don't understand that a gemerald comes from the heart and soul, they just think "OH! ME SEE EPIC SPECIAL EFFECTS AND MUH KIDS CARTOON! ME THINK THIS GEMERALD!". Fuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHIT

Spoiler: hamster

Can you not post this? Thats a hamster. And if you know me, like all good people do, obviously. You would know that I DO NOT like hamsters. In fact, I HATE them. Now, we don't have hamsters where i live, which is good. I can avoid them at all costs. If i ever saw a hamster in real life i would put on sterile gloves, and i would grab a pair of tongs, pick it up and fucking PELT IT at a fucking wall. It better die because what i would do next is much, much worse. I would then proceed to take off my gloves, heavily sanitize them then put on another pair. I would then pick up the mangled but still breathing hamster and proceed to put it in a see through glass jar, and I would vigorously shake it until it is a mud - like slush. and i would open up my laptop and sell it on ebay. If you do not take this post down i will do all that and worse to YOU AND THE HAMSTER. I do not like hamsters. I hope you understand.

Spoiler: jewish gorilla

At my zoo, we circumcise all our gorillas because the eldest gorilla is Jewish and demands it. We can't argue with faith, and since we also shave our gorillas, we find the circumcised gorilla penises to be much more visually appealing, and I know our guests enjoy that touch as well because I've had many, many people come up to me and tell me how much they admire the penises on our shaved, Jewish gorillas, and that's when I take the opportunity to try to convert them to Judaism on the elder gorilla's behalf. I just want to make papa proud. I'd say at least a dozen or so people convert every summer, especially after the body show that the gorillas put on every 4th of July. It's part of why we shave them. We pump our gorillas up with the best bodybuilding supplements, legal and otherwise, so that they become absolutely jacked. They spend most of their time lifting weights and wrestling each other for sport and male bonding. The elder gorilla oversees the matches and presents a banana to the winner. That's what makes the body shows so popular. The elder gorilla is always very excited to show of the strength of faith instilled in his troop of Jewish, shaved, jacked gorillas. It's a very compelling argument, especially when you see how playfully those circumcised gorilla penises dangle in the morning summer sunlight, still with beads of dew clinging to that charcoal black gorilla dick skin. It's amazing what gorillas can do when they follow God's will and keep their hearts full of God's love.

Spoiler: dolphin cum

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin Pussy Jelly. Scientists were like Holy shit dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say, "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

Spoiler: m&m duels

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Spoiler: antisemitism contest

Errrm that heckin discord meme didn't lie y'all this shit straight up evil bro im not giving it my reddit silver award let alone my precious reddit gold. I came up with a really original memerino folx it's "when I'm in a antisemitism contest and my opponent is the Kirby Air Ride Item bounce comment section" did y'all like it it took me hours to make I've never seen anything like it before like and comment if u agree

Spoiler: reddit rap

I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think
-Opening
Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
-Chorus starts
Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

Spoiler: chudcel goes on a walk

>Oh my Fuhrer what a pleasant day outside! Let's take walk
*chud goes by a women's clothes shop*
>Fucking nasty whore clothes hit the wall and kill yourself already roasties!
*chud goes by an electronics store*
>Consoomer store for reddit cuckolds buying new soystations for their wives' boyfriends, fuck this
*chud goes by a kebab shop*
>Go back to your desert shithole you sandniggers!
*chud goes by a church*
>Christcucks literally worship a jew on a stick lol! Idiots!
*chud goes by a mcdonalds*
>Who on earth goes to eat this retarded goyslop? Golem mutt animals...
*chud goes by a bar*
>Degenerates drug themselves with liquid zog mind control poison, thankfully I'm not like them, I'm based and repdilled
*chud goes by a synagogue*
>Ughhhh jooz are probably sacrificing babies there right now, fuck jooz...
*chud goes by a gym*
>Stupid meatheads taking soy protein to achieve nigger physique
>Awww man today was such a shit day, I'm never going outside again

Spoiler: make like a tree

I had a dream about this place last night
>someone makes a thread on /soy/ that didn't have any soyjaks in it
>it was just several pages of civilized discussion
>someone smugly replies to someone "make like a tree and leave"
>someone soyquotes them with tony soprano jak
>an all out soyduel starts, thousands of greentext arrows are reached
>eventually it reaches the catalog
>every thread on the catalog is just a soyjak saying "make like a tree and leave"
>then someone starts doing it on 4chan
>/tv/'s catalog is the first to be flooded
>eventually every thread on 4chan is just this
>the janny cleans it up but the entire catalog is repopulated in seconds
>half the jannies commit suicide, but they still keep coming
>eventually every ip address is banned from 4chan, so we all move to twitter and other social media
>people start to instead print out photos of soyjak and post them on lamp posts and such instead
>then i wake up

Spoiler: stoyicism

Do you like Andrew Tate?
Do you like Juden Peterson?
Do you like Matt Walsh and Chris Williamson?
Do you image yourself as though you are Patrick Bateman? And do you daydream often, with sigma male edit songs in the background?
If you answer all the above with a steadfast "YES!" Then I have something to bring to you - you are a stoic!
Pronounced as stoyicism, it is the SIGMA mindset. The mindset of telling feelings to go F*CK themselves.
In stoicism - you are the alpha among the betas. The sigma of the alphas. You don't give a FCK* about what others think because you are the SH*T!
You are the main character among the npcs of the matrix.
But stoicism is an art form. A subtle one perhaps. And you cannot master it simply by subscribing to Hamza. You need a reading list.
By spending your hard-earned cash towards these books. You ARE guaranteed to finally become the NEXT Patrick Bateman of this generation.
The only thing holding you back is the matrix.
Conquer the day. F*CK the day in the *SS, and tell the world to go F*CK themselves.
You WILL stop feeling like SH*T
You WILL master the subtle art of not giving a F*CK
You WILL buy these SH*T millennial self-help books and let them gather dust like a B*SS

Spoiler: black future

The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's BLACK FUTURE.
Alex Lang remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Africa, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New African army.
As musclebound black soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile white women, Alex will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless black alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alex prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Whitney Ryan presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The BLACK KINGS have their way with Alex's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of black bulls in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of BLACK FUTURE, the first book in Whitney Ryan's brand new series.

Spoiler: mongols

In contemporary education and in our culture, "Mongols" is practically a synonym for barbarians, since for hundreds of years, the rulers of antiquity faced off with them constantly, both east and west. A distaste for the mongols is generally a worldwide phenomenon. When down syndrome was first being studied by the doctors of the past, in Europe and Asia, their explanation for the physiognomy of those with the affliction was that in their ancestry, a Mongol warrior had raped a woman, and his seed had brought itself in the child.
In literature, music, and movies, the Mongols are universally depicted as brutalizers, rapists, and killers. In reality, this is a misconception. The nomadic warrior culture exhibited by the mongols was built into them. They were efficient, strong, loyal, and honorable. They were the most strategic and intelligent fighters whom ever fought in a battlefield. Most modern armies can trace their tactics back to the Mongols. European and East Asian armies alike were amazed by their cunning ability and masterful tactics in battle. They defied all natural conventions of war and always came out on top. The culture of the Mongols then revolved entirely around war.
They lived exceptionally healthy lives. Their society and diet was perfect for the needs of the human body. They were the only society in the world which did not participate in Agriculture, instead subsisting mostly off of meat and dairy, as a result, they were stronger, taller, and lived longer lives than their counterparts of the era.
The mongols were benevolent rulers. Despite conquering almost a quarter of the earths land, they built no cities, forced no religion on to their subjects, took no taxes and had no slaves. The mongols were an extremely ethical and beneficial society. When conquering a city, they always gave their victims the option to surrender first with no bloodshed. To submit to Mongol rule and pay a tribute would be to live. To deny them meant certain destruction.
The mongols adversaries were often many times more numerous than them. The Chinese were more centralized, had far more people, and rigid command structures. Yet were defeated almost every time in battle by the warriors of the steppe. Unlike armies of then and of now, no Mongol soldier was a "disposable grunt" or cannon fodder. Every single soldier had the best equipment there was to offer, and was just as skilled as any other. On their horses they swept through entire continents. A Mongol soldier might kill as many as 40 enemies before his death, while his Chinese rival may kill only 1 or none at all before dying a unceremonious, undramatic death before he even may swing his sword.
The Mongols probably built more bridges than any other society on earth not only across rivers, but across cultures and nations, discovering more uncharted land and crossing more rivers than any empire before or after them. So efficient and powerful was their culture and society that at their peak, their empire stretched from Korea to Poland, and from India to Siberia, across all of China and the middle east, and into Arabia. Though they spurred the building of many castles and forts, the mongols did not leave behind many artifacts of their society, however the mark left by their existence is the foundation of our culture today. The mongols brought German Miners to China, and Chinese doctors and medicine to Europe and Persia. They brought noodles and dumplings from Asia to Eastern Europe and Italy, they spread the use of carpets everywhere they went. They brought playing cards, tea, and board games from China to the west. They financed the buildings of Christian churches in Russia, Buddhist temples in Cambodia, and Muslim Quranic Schools in central Asia. The mongols swept across the Globe as undefeated conquerors, but also as Civilizations unrivaled cultural carriers. The connectors of worlds.
The Mongols combined in new and novel ways the inventions of cultures on opposite sides of the world. Their innovation propelled the old world hundreds of years ahead of the cultures and societies in the Americas. When the Mongols brought their experienced engineers from China and the creators of gunpowder, with their subjects in Persia and their flamethrowers, and the ballcasters of Europe, they created the first Canon. A completely new invention which completely changed warfare forever, and later became the Musket, the precursor to today's rifles and firearms. They revolutionized alphabets, and calendars, and built more universities, libraries, and schools than the rest of the world combined at that time. The mongols created paper currency and universal education, and they sponsored the most extensive and accurate maps ever assembled, to chart their globe spanning empire. Genghis Khans grandson, Kublai Khan, was the first ruler in history to provide free schooling for all children, with his goal to make Mongol society 100% literate.
In nearly every society touched by the Mongols, the initial bloodshed and destruction of conquest, quickly faded and was replaced by unseen levels of cultural communication, expanded trade, and improved education, health, and happiness.
Their legacy lives on today in every single nation on earth. Their inventions, innovations, cultural creations, and institutions live on today. Despite their influence on the world, they built no monuments, statues, or tombs. Genghis Khan, the man who conquered one quarter of the worlds population, has no grave or burial site. He was buried in his homeland, somewhere in southern Siberia.

Spoiler: mati lain sucks

Lain SUCKS. It is 8 fucking hours of BRRRRR and long shots of electrical, like transformers outside RRRRR and it's basically a story about how a little girl tries to read her email but ends up becoming, like, an immortal, like, cybernetic goddess because she goes onto the computer. But it SUCKS and it has a couple good songs in the OST and that's it. So the only people who, who like Lain, who watch Lain, are trannies. Without, without any exception, Lain is for people who question their gender identity and wanna become a computer goddess. It sucks.

Spoiler: the word of the lord

The internet will no longer be.
At the beginning, I saw what it was in America—empty streets, and the echo of marching.
This marching was not the footsteps of American soldiers. The streets were empty.
Most cars were used to flee to the borders. I do not know what happened there.
People became a rare sight. The silence saturated the air with doom.
People shall begin to seek Christians, and shall not find them.
For what man, having a harvest, waits until winter?
The day will be cut short. The sky will be red.
I saw the hospitals used to kill people.
The nurses will test you for death.
Not disease, nor illness. Death.
Guns will be useless.
Silence is valuable.
Families will be separated.
Children shall wander and die.
Many will have fatal bullet wounds.
Some will be missing limbs, meat, and organs.
In these days, those who do not seek death, shall find it.
Many will wish for death, and the stars will not answer.
Those who enact suicide, will fail.
It will not work. Death will not oblige.
The Word of the Lord.

Spoiler: the king come down

Hey guys, I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people.
It was about three weeks ago. I was on Google looking for some funny sites to look at, and I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense, They said things like, "Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up in high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN."
That was one phrase that was used repeatedly. "The king come down." At first, I thought it was spam because of the number strings that preceded it, but its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the numbers didn't appear to be random.
I decided, "Fuck it," I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a random board, much like /b/ as there was no discernible theme amongst the images and posts. I said, "Hello, I'm new, and was looking to start a funny thread." I then asked them to post their funniest pictures.
That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said, "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore the "grafts". I assumed this was some sort of in-joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages. A few seemed Russian and Middle-Eastern, as well as possibly Chinese and Korean characters.
I had no idea what was going on.
Then I saw the phrase again. Numbers followed by, "The king come down."
Following that, my power cut off. It was a complete black out. It freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my PC, there was an image on the screen of a young boy. He was Caucasian, no older than ten.
I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The boy smiled and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly.
I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the boy was crying, his eyes bleeding heavily as white arms tore the skin from his face.
The power cut out again.
Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My PC booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened.
Then I started receiving the e-mails. They were extremely cryptic and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an e-mail that was in regular English, too. It said this, "JUST PASS IT ON. JUST FUCKING PASS IT ON."
I didn't know what it meant.
I got up to get a drink and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words, "THE KING COME DOWN." I blinked, and the sight was gone.
For weeks this continued.
I went back to the imageboard, I was sure I was going out of my mind. I was just about ready to commit myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent English that said something like, "Pass on the king, pass on the king."
The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "HGHSUTHS" and "4918484 THE KING COME DOWN."
Then somehow I realized. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I learned how to be safe.
I'm sorry...
HAKKSITMS 44919174 THE KING COME DOWN

Spoiler: history wizard

This comment reads, "Does your wife's boyfriend enjoy these videos?" Well first of all, I don't have a wife, I have a spouse. They're non-binary and we don't use gendered language in this household. Their partner is also non-binary and doesn't use gendered language, so, yes, to answer your question, my spouse's partner does enjoy these videos. In fact, my spouse's partner and I are very good friends. I've known them longer than my spouse has. Uhh... me, my spouse's partner, and my spouse's partner's partner were all in Scotland not that long ago for a lovely vacation. It's called ethical non-monogamy, or polyamory. Maybe you've heard of it. I don't know why you think this is an insult in any way, shape, or form. Listen, just because your sense of masculinity is so fragile that it would lose out to tissue paper in a durability test, doesn't mean mine is. Anyway, have a day.

 

[AnOminous]

The fuck is this???

gay crack down. yeah right. the gays think there is such a fucking crack down when so much shit is still under looked.

grinder being available for gays and spreading STDS internationally? nothing, even though there is supposed to be some kind of gay crack down.
what about straight underage girls wearing inappropriate clothes everywhere they go including school? no bans for that? no news about how it's abundant and slutty and shameful of parents and schools to allow it?
the gays could just fucking relax honestly, the 'superiors' of every country can't crack down hard enough to catch someone simply being quiet.
and with that, crime is always rampant.

gays feel like they are being removed but you know what, the government doesn't control ANYTHING very well, so the gays can actually fucking relax.
this removes public exhibitionism of gays perhaps, but not gay entirely. removing gay would take removing sexual abuse on women and men.
how most of these people became gay shows that the government and police were not there already, and as a result, caused sexual abuse and mental abuse that resulted in many gay people today.

because of the inert void that is most men, even GOOD women can't fulfill how happy they want to be. ( a good man or dad that doesn't leave )

what is with underage girls 13 - 16 year olds wearing belly tops and short shorts it's really fucking gross. with that going on do you really think gay is going to be completely removed? no.
half those girls wearing next to nothing will get fondled by men and want to become gay after they hate it, this short short wearing business is part of the physical abuse that makes people turn gay.
there is an abundance of men that could do something that are doing nothing and a scarce amount of women that are trying to enact decency not being listened to.
i'm strictly talking about enacting decency. literally what the fuck, all cause men make most decisions this isn't taken care? oh i know it's because of biden, right? what next fuckers.
what's really going on is ignoring it. ignoring it is why this is not taken care of.

all of this could be taken care of right now, starting now, instead we got started never.
getting started would attempt to control the SUPER INCREASE of short-short wearing jail bait. but all they're doing is banning gay.
gross ass men wont control the clothing issue, won't make it main media. won't put it in people's faces to stop. won't sham them into putting some decent clothes on.
just let your little kid dress like a slut and the teacher wins cookie points with your kid by letting them wear what they want, making them hate their parents that ask them to wear something else.

fuckers. no one helps enough and loves to think they do.
it's merely convenient that anyone likes any laws, you could hate them tomorrow or just turn gay and hate everyone right now.
where are the laws that should JUST BE there? like kids under 21 can't wear short shit so don' even make those slutty clothes for little kids.
the country has a material supply issue and they are making short shorts in sizes for all jailbaits.

we have traitors scratching out hieroglyphs for the dawn of a new age, not heroes.

 

[anustart76]

George Floyd died of an overdose.

I fucking love fentanyl, I've spent thousands of dollars on fentanyl, I've had people OD right next to me on fentanyl( I no longer use fentanyl or even drink), George "fentanyl" Floyd died from complications due to overdose on fentanyl. Unlike Floyd, I gave it up started a small business bought a home and got my shit together. When people die from fentanyl it's typically shut down of a respiratory function, they find people "blue", lacking in oxygen. Floyd died of a classic respiratory failure reaction. Every junkie knows when you OD you stop breathing and when you stop breathing you turn blue and die. Floyd was a big old nigger with big old lungs. Let's picture this for a minute, you try to choke a 6'4" nigger, he's gonna gasp, hes going to choke and hes going to convulse violently, why isn't he doing this? He had lethal levels of fentanyl in his system. He's sedated by his own hand to the point where he cannot breathe What would cause this? Many of situations but, junkie/dope dealers are famous for swallowing drugs when they are about to be arrested, they'd rather risk their own lives than catch another charge. What is Floyd saying when hes freaking out "I ate too many drugs!"? This asshole had a fucktonne of Fentanyl in his system so you be the judge.

 

[Begemot]

T.medfag here with a large cock.
All the porn where you see these massive cocks are fake for a variety of reasons. The man would have a heart attack trying to keep blood pumping to their cocks.

Most black cocks that I've seen coming into the emergency room are smaller than white cocks on average. Just adding that.

I have a large cock ,9 inches, and women complain about the size. I bottom out in most vaginas. It's not fun. Most women, black or white say they prefer 5 inch penises because anything larger physically hurts. They don't find sex pleasurable. Those who do tend to be freaks.

So please, your fantasy isn't reality. Spare me.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

You’ll never be a real Turkic. You are a Slavic man twisted by Uralic grammar and we wuzzing into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get from the Turkic Council is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back they mock you. Your neighbors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “V4 friends” laugh at your ghoulish Mongolian LARP costumes behind closed doors.
Turkics are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution on the Central Asian steppes have allowed Turkic men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even those few “passing” slanty-eyed Magyars who descend from 14th century Cumans look uncanny and unnatural to a Turkic man. Your Slavic bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Kazakh guy home with you to drink kumis, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Slavic loan words and prefix-perfective conjugated verbs.
You’ll never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, put on your imitation Oghur Turk robes and sling your small nomadic horseback bow around your back, and tell yourself it’s going to be ok. But every time you look in the mirror and see a Slav, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, put on Gloomy Sunday, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your neighboring Slavic brethren will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked in a West Slavic language, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Slav is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably R1a, with no N to be seen.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

European culture is centred around mutts. They have holidays for mutts. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free mutts. They listen to mutt music. They elect Ursula von der Leyen, a mutt as their president. They dress and act like mutts. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from mutts. They post sassy gifs about mutts. They watch sportsball in worship of mutts. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of mutts playing sports. They use mutt slang like "cool" and "stan". When you say "John Ford" they're not thinking of the British playwright. They're thinking of the mutt. Their cities are completely overrun with mutts. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with mutts and their global police force of soldiers filled with mutts. Their men sit around watching mutt ball while their women sit around watching mutt talk shows and fantasizing about mutt dick. They worship mutts like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Abraham Lincoln and Johnny Depp and the late Donald Trump while attacking the whites who actually built their country before mutts took over. Their movies are filled with mutts and their music charts are topped by mutts. They send mutts to the Olympics and celebrate when the mutts win because those mutts are true red blooded americans. They watch mutt porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about mutt penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate mutts and how the euro's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love mutts but the evidence speaks for itself in that Europe has always been and will be a nation of mutt loving mutts.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The medical establishment just don't care and I'm sure that happens here as well. Powerlevel,but fuck it since just went through my 2nd eye surgery this year to correct the double vision I developed about 6 months after I first started showing symptoms of my health falling off a cliff and am on some good ass painkillers.
So when I started showing symptoms basically daily intense headaches, and then 6 months later double vision I went to a VA neurologist and eye doctor. Ran all kinds of tests that showed some abnormal results such as lowered hemoglobin, extremely high kappa free light chains (biomarker for multiple myeloma), about 5 others that were substantially outside the normal range. The funniest one which was a syphilis test that was done 3 times on my blood and once on spinal fluid. First time was mildly reactive, 2nd reactive, 3rd mildly reactive, and spinal fluid nothing detected, so infectious disease specialists said no syphilis (fuck you don't know what it's like to pray for syphilis just so you can get a treatment and return to a normal life). Then more headaches started piling on.....gi and urinary issues, random muscle twitches and spasms, dizziness, brain fog, numbness and burning feeling all over body in random spots, joint/muscle pain, became iron deficient anemic, lost consciousness once, and a bunch more latest is rashes and flare ups after UV exposure. But even though all these symptoms were going on and with the results no doctor wanted to explore more or figure out what was going on. For the next year I basically existed and doped up on what ever non pain relief pill they pushed to try and treat the symptoms and gained a shitload of weight from like 6 different meds and was in no shape to work out. Even though I had all these symptoms I didn't meet criteria or another different test would rule out a disease (like with the kappa free light chains you also need a m-spike protein on a 24 hr urine which I didn't have and my ANA was negative) so was never diagnosed with anything or given a treatment because they just quit looking. Then had a therapist who I was seeing put a diagnosis of Somatic disorder (basically its all in my head) in my chart and shit became harder. I sent to be seen outside of the VA system (built they sent my records), and the same type of shit happened abnormal blood test results and still not trying to find an issue. Since I was over concerned with symptoms and thus causing my symptoms was their logic in diagnosing that.

Meanwhile my symptoms keep getting worse (the left side of my body is basically junk right now). I was sent to a neuro-opthamalagist who said my double vision was caused by me always having a lazy eye and for some reason my brain could no longer correct it. I tried to explain I've never had a lazy eye, brought pictures for him to look at, told him it probably would of kept me from joining the military and the least be noted in my entrance records (it wasnt) and recommended surgery. At the time I needed an 8 diopter prism in glasses to see a single image. I decided to wait on surgery because I felt it was whatever was wrong with me causing the double vision and if that was ever fixed would probably need another surgery to undo it. So went the next 3 years wearing basically Prof Farnsworth (futurama) glasses.

About a year later I did get lucky and saw a really good neurologist. The first appointment he said he thinks I have an autoimmune disorder and a small fiber/autonomic neuropathy that resulted from it. So he tested all the autoimmune disorder stuff again (still negative lol). He said he is sure it is an autoimmune disorder due to my symptoms and how it evolved and the anthrax vaxcines and every other vaccine I was given no other with no familial or other environmental risk factors. , but new autoimmune disorders are "discovered or how to diagnose em" everyday and would try me on prednisone to see if it helps. I developed an ulcer my first week on it so it was stopped. And he ordered a skin biopsy to check for the small fiber/autonomic neuropathy which had never been done on me before and should have. The first time it was negative (they used my right side). The 2nd my left side, it came back un mistakably positive and the way they do it is they take 3 slices of skin from three sites (thigh, shin, and foot). My foot had half the normal number of small fiber nerves and shin 3/4 normal, thigh under normal also but forgot the ratio. The first one didn't have any sweat glands for the autonomic portion but the 2nd one also did not so he was able to diagnose that since at leadt 1 should of been found between the 2. Just more objective evidence (besides the abnormal labwork), mri's etc there was something going on there.

In October of last year decided I wanted to try and not have to wear the Farnsworth glasses so went back to the neuro-opth and again tried to let him know I've never had a lazy eye he still said I did and surgery was the way to go so I said ok. Met with the surgeon in December and told her the same thing. She said she agreed with the neuro-opth and we scheduled it for January. Had the surgery and at the post op appt the next Monday (surgery was the previous friday), I was able to mostly see single but still needed a 2 diopter to be consistent. Since it was still healing it could also go back to none and we would check at the next follow up 2 weeks later. That one I was at a 4, so we're still watching it. For my 6 week followup I was back at an 8, and my right eye wasn't healing as good/as fast as my left so she wanted me to follow up again in another 2 weeks (and she opened the stitches on my left eye to try and adjust again and got me back down to a 4). 8 week follow up comes and I'm back to a 12. Her recommendation was to do a 2nd one in 6 months and she will try to adjust some other muscles on the other side of my eyeball.
That surgery was today. After she came to check on me I asked her what the plan would be if I again start seeing double or start to need a prism again. Her response was "if that happens we need to recheck you for myasthenia gravis" That's an autoimmune disorder that quite often occur with other autoimmune disorders.

So far I've only seen a single image consistently (the first time it was inconsistent). So I'm kind of torn. On one hand part of me want it to be fixed now and be wrong about it being linked so that it is truly fixed. And on the other part of me hopes it does come back so that at least another doc will hopefully start looking closer to find what's driving all this that hopefully leads to a good diagnosis and treatment (while there isn't really a treatment for the small fiber/autonomic nerve stuff there is a chance once what ever caused it is fixed it will heal) so that I can have a normal quality of life and not have 22 a day. And I've never asked for pain killers except after the surgeries. I did try weed for the first time into it a couple years back and it did nothing but caused sky high anxiety. Tried CBD, acupuncture, TEMs etc which all did not help.

Sorry so long winded text wall and PL and to tie back into the reply. Had a doc not made assumptions/did their job/just listened to what I was saying, quit ignoring the shit that pointed to a problem at the beginning/middle of this 8 fucking years of my life wouldn't be gone for nothing short of what can best be described as surviving agony.

Edit: added to apology also fuck it I'm high on pain killers.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary
Is what I need for to do the job
I need a

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a

She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track

She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, (I need a) temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
(I need a) Temporary secretary, temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary

 

[Fruttasecca]

There is a pasta I have been looking for on my computer but it seems I didnt save it, if somebody could post it here I would appreciate it.
Its starts like this:
EDIT: Nevermind I suck dicks, Yandex spit it out

Kill yourself you weak pathetic troon.
Fuck yourself you suicidal faggot. You sad, sick, elderly dude in a skirt, wig, makeup, bra, and high heel shoes.
Youre disgusting because you and your druggie faggot "gal pals" just use your gaming, coding and web app social skills to make kids question their whole FUCKING shit. You just game, stream, communicate with minors, and do drugs. You pretend to be intersex just so you could fuck a poor, powerless childs asshole. Thats literally it. Thats the whole bottom line. Thats why you push this so hard.
Trans rights are anything but human rights, and the older you get the more ashamed of yourselves you will be. You and your groomer child molesting "movement" fell for the worst fad of your entire life, fidget spinners and all, and you will never reattach your dick
Theres also no scientific evidence that an xy genome is female. 50% of your "female" tranny comrades kill themselves annually and that number is increasing at an accellerated rate.

 

[Colon capital V]

Kill yourself
Slit your wrist
Bleed out
Hang yourself with rope to ceiling
Shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun
Throw yourself in front of a moving train
Throw yourself in front of a moving bus
Drive a car off the cliff
Stick a fork in a electrical socket
Get in a bathtub filled with salted water and drop a plugged toaster in it
Eat a whole bottle of sleeping pills
Lunge yourself into a woodchipper
Jump off a bridge
Jump off a high level floor from a skyscraper
Pour boiling water all over yourself
Tie a cinderblock to your legs and jump in a lake with it
Jump in a pond full of piranhas
Feed yourself to bears
Keep running across the freeway until a car hits you
Swim into the pacific ocean and cut yourself to attract sharks
Piss on a electrical fence
Call the cops on yourself and then run after them with a knife when they arrive armed
Call a black gang member a nigger in the ghetto
Go to prison and call a black inmate a nigger
Jump in a tiger exhibit at a zoo
Drive a boat in the middle of the ocean during a storm
Drive a boat in the middle of the ocean then make a hole at the bottom of the boat and sink with it
Go to Mexico and talk shit about Mexican cartels
Fly a plane and crash with it
Jump out of a plane or helicopter without a parachute
Slice open your jugular vein with a knife
Drink cyanide
Wear a plastic bag on your head and seal it from the neck
Shoot yourself in the head with a pistol
Shoot yourself in the head with a rifle
Binge drink energy drinks until you get a heart attack
Binge drink alcohol until you die of alcohol poisoning
Break into North Korea from the DMZ
Turn on the stove without lighting it and then light it after 30 minutes
Pour gasoline all over yourself then set yourself on fire
Run across a minefield
Drive a car into the opposite traffic
Dress and act like a deer in hunting grounds
Attach a hose from your car's exhaust pipe to your car's window and then start the car and stay in there
Walk across a pond with thin ice
Jump off a cliff

 

[Begemot]

That's so sad. I wish you could have taken the vaccine but now it's too late.

My mother died of covid 3 days ago. My Christian family was just like yours. We love Trump, God, and guns. We love the red white and blue. Our favorite artists are Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. We are just like you and thought covid was just a cold and a hoax. But it’s not. My mother rejected the vaccine and she’s dead now. It’s real for me now.

I used to think the vaccine was a joke. I thought it was funny to reject the vaccine and trigger the liberals. But guys, It’s not funny anymore. People are dying when they don’t have to. For yourself and for your family, just please get the vax.

Nurses and doctors are hearing patients on their deathbeds say “Can I get the vax now?” but it’s too late as they are already dying. The families are saying “I wish I would have known. We should have gotten vaccinated.” People are begging for the vaccine on their death beds and all the doctors and the nurses can tell them is “I’m so sorry, but it’s too late.”

This is so sad. So much unnecessary death.

Please y’all. In Christ’s name, I ask you to get vaccinated. For yourself, for your family, and for this great nation that we all love.

 

[Begemot]

There’s something somber and bittersweet about the millions of gas station workers and busboys scrolling through endless Man Twitter (tm) accounts looking at lumpy barely sentient third world women with no standards, frothing at the mouth thinking about the trad wife which should be theirs. All they want is love, even if love means shooting your load into a Guatemalan bitch who lies about loving Burger King on a tiktok street interview because that’s the level of committal you need to replace your mom for you. That’s the woman you need to clean the house and cook you beanslop forever. I may come off disingenuous here but I genuinely think it’s beautiful. It’s like a man reaching for a gun nearby as he’s trapped in a burning building.
Between the scathing hostility of one trillion lululemon whores with delusions of office job grandeur and Netflix directed pride versus the warmth of a third world simpleton who will get plump with you and ensure your children are happy about being slaves, who wouldn’t pick the second? You’re already so close to fate, may as well jump right? Why would God be so cruel as to make you just barely sentient enough to realize you’re upset about being poor without giving you a light at the end of the tunnel? Here it is, she’s there for you, your third world wife. Don’t worry, she doesn’t care about anything, you will never have to try. You can relax, just slip into a life with her like a pair of sweatpants. It’s over now, you’ll never have to worry about anything again.

 

[Begemot]

I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Joe's got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I ever heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

 

[Begemot]

Republicans openly want to flood my city with immigrants, so why the fuck should I ever give them any credit on immigration?

I'm an extremist leftist / progressive / communist / whateveryouwannacall me. I vote democrat and despise the GOP.

I don't support mass immigration. I don't know very many people on the left who support mass immigration.

All I know is wealthy capitalists who support mass immigration because it makes them money.

You're the party of capitalism. You're the side of capitalism. You're the people to blame for mass immigraiton.

Now you openly wanna flood my city with mass immigration and tell me "it's my own fault" even though you're doing it, in typical rightwing fashion.

Get fucked, losers.

YOU cause the mass immigration crisis. YOU are the rightists. YOU are the capitalists. YOU are the ones who give the private sector anything they want and prioritize the private sector.

Not to mention the fact that our entire economy is hopelessly dependent on mass immigration in order to stay afloat because it's a capitalist economy. Again, that's YOUR doing.

And worker's wages? Entirely dependent on mass immigration to stay afloat. Again, thanks to capitalism. Again thanks to YOUR doing.

These facts don't go away just because they simply laugh them off in the republican party any time they're confronted with them.

Immigration doesn't "harm worker's wages" just because rightists laugh anytime someone says they raise worker's wages. Facts remain facts. And you are capitalists. And you force us to accept these immigrants no matter what your rightist demagogues run on.

Trump is the biggest capitalist thus he's the #1 cause of mass immigration.

Despite the GOP narratives data perpetually shows democrats have better track records on the border than republicans. And now you openly wanna flood my city with migrants LMFAO may you completely get fucked in the next elections

 

[gurutu]

Dear Esteemed Recipient,

Greetings and salutations. I trust this epistle finds you ensconced in a state of optimal well-being and intellectual lucidity. I have taken it upon myself to engage in a discourse of a rather elaborate nature, the subject of which is the computational algorithm colloquially known as "alpha-beta pruning." It is my sincere hope that the ensuing explication shall provide you with a comprehensive elucidation of the intricacies inherent in this computational procedure, which finds its application predominantly in the realm of board games and strategic decision-making.

Let us embark, therefore, upon an expository journey into the depths of this algorithmic construct, which bears the moniker "alpha-beta." This computational procedure is imbued with the capacity to efficiently traverse the expanse of potential moves within a game tree, a visual representation of the possible sequences of moves and outcomes in a board game. Its overarching objective is the identification of an optimal course of action, one that maximizes the chances of victory or, in broader terms, the achievement of a desirable outcome.

Permit me to commence by delineating the various parameters that underlie the "alpha-beta" procedure. These parameters play a pivotal role in steering the course of its execution:

1. Depth (`depth`): This parameter constitutes the foremost consideration. It signifies the extent to which the procedure shall delve into the intricate labyrinth of the game tree. In other words, it dictates the algorithm's ability to discern and evaluate moves that lie beyond a specified horizon.

2. Player to Move (`tomove`): A second parameter, `tomove`, assumes the role of designating the player who is presently tasked with making a move within the game. This is of paramount significance, as the assessment of moves and the determination of their quality are contingent upon the identity of the active player.

3. Board Code (`bcode`): The third parameter, `bcode`, encapsulates an integer-based representation of the game board. This representation is a product of the diligent encoding process executed by the `encode-board` function, an indispensable component of this computational paradigm. It furnishes the algorithm with a comprehensible snapshot of the current game state, serving as the canvas upon which the procedure shall paint its strategic deliberations.

To enhance the versatility of the procedure, we encounter the introduction of two optional parameters:

4. Lower Bound (`alpha`): This parameter embodies the lower bound of the search range and assumes the initial value of negative infinity, symbolizing an extreme lower limit. It plays an instrumental role in determining the feasibility and attractiveness of potential moves.

5. Upper Bound (`beta`): Conversely, the `beta` parameter represents the upper bound of the search range, taking its inception as positive infinity, an abstract mathematical concept symbolizing an ultimate upper limit. `Beta` assumes a pivotal role in the evaluation and selection of moves, constraining the algorithm's choices within a desirable range.

The narrative unfolds as follows: The procedure commences by embarking upon a quest to retrieve a cached value from a hash table christened `*cache*`. This quest is predicated upon the `bcode`, the integer-based representation of the game board that serves as a veritable lodestar throughout this computational odyssey. Should the procedure encounter a cached value and certain stringent conditions align in harmonious accord (specifically, if the depth is less than or equal to the cached depth and the bound is characterized by the term 'exact'), it follows with a gesture of utmost efficiency by promptly returning the hallowed cached value. In such a scenario, there is no compelling rationale for the procedure to embark upon a recalculation, as the coveted value has already been faithfully documented within the archives of the cache.

However, should the situation transpire in a manner contrary to the aforementioned criteria, the procedure transitions into an alternate course of action. It precipitates a nuanced evaluation of the prevailing circumstances. In the event that the depth parameter ebbs to a state of equipoise with zero, a symbolic testament to the procedure's traversal of the horizon within the expansive game tree, a symphony of calculations ensues. This symphony, conducted by the baton of logic and data, encompasses the calculation of a score associated with the current board configuration. This score, an eloquent encapsulation of the position's strategic merit, is imbued with an inherent profundity that resonates with the essence of the player "tomove."

Having distilled this score with meticulous precision, the procedure proceeds to preserve it within the sacrosanct precincts of the cache. This preservation is executed with a meticulous attention to detail, and the score becomes inextricably linked to the `bcode`, the depth parameter, and the alpha-beta range delineated by the parameters `alpha` and `beta`. Subsequently, the procedure consummates this branch of its execution with the presentation of the calculated score, which assumes the mantle of the result, ready to be relayed to the seeker of wisdom.

Nevertheless, should the depth parameter persist in its ascent, steadfastly eschewing the embrace of zero, thereby signaling an unquenched thirst for further exploration, the procedure proceeds to unfurl an intricate tapestry of computation. In this phase, it endeavors to unearth the entire gamut of conceivable moves attainable from the current vantage point, a task entrusted to the `engine:all-moves-for` function. The output of this function materializes as a collection of moves, representing the repertoire of options available to the player "tomove."

Yet, even amidst this profusion of possibilities, uncertainty looms, as the procedure stands poised to confront the grim specter of an empty moves list, a harbinger of doom that signifies the current player's lamentable descent into a state of strategic impotence. In the face of such adversity, the procedure adopts a stance of pronounced pessimism, decreeing the return of a value steeped in negativity, specifically, negative infinity. It is an acknowledgment of the inevitability of defeat, a stark realization that victory remains elusive for the player in question.

Nevertheless, if the moves list is not bereft of hope, if the player retains a semblance of strategic agency, the procedure unfurls its computational wings and embarks upon a more elaborate and nuanced phase of execution. It is a phase that traverses the corridors of possibility, all the while bearing in mind any cached values that may be pertinent to the current situation. If a cached value with a 'lower' bound is discovered, it graciously accedes to the adjustment of `alpha` to align with this newfound knowledge. Similarly, should a cached value with an 'upper' bound grace the proceedings, the procedure exhibits a commendable adaptability by accommodating `beta` to align with this upper echelon of insight.

The procedure then proceeds to orchestrate a dance of moves, each move a potential crescendo in the symphony of strategy. It crafts a tableau wherein it iterates through the ensemble of moves, applying each move in turn and embarking upon a recursive exploration of the game tree's branches. In this recursive exploration, the procedure enlists a reduction in `depth`, a change in the active player to the opposing side, a reevaluation of the `key` (which embodies the encoded board), and the orchestration of `alpha` and `beta` values that reflect the evolving narrative of the game's strategic evolution.

With each move, the procedure seeks to compute a value, a numerical representation of the board's strategic merit, which is then subjected to meticulous scrutiny. Should this value exceed the prevailing `merit`, an epochal moment unfolds as the procedure updates `merit` to align with this newfound pinnacle of excellence. Concurrently, the identity of the `bestmove` is transmogrified to correspond to the move that ushered in this zenith of strategic insight.

Yet, the procedure remains mindful of the bounds set by `alpha` and `beta`. It continually appraises the relative positioning of these boundaries in relation to the unfolding narrative. If, perchance, `merit` attains a stature equivalent to or surpassing that of `beta`, the procedure executes a prudent strategic withdrawal, recognizing that further exploration in this particular branch is unwarranted. It is at this juncture that the procedure elects to terminate the branch and return the cherished `merit` value as its conclusive pronouncement.

However, if the narrative continues to unfurl without encountering the limits imposed by `beta`, the procedure faithfully proceeds, invoking the "store" function to document the current configuration of the board. It meticulously records not only the board's `key` but also the `merit`, the `depth`, and the parameters `alpha` and `beta`. This repository of data assumes a place of reverence within the cache, a testament to the procedure's commitment to the preservation of strategic knowledge.

As the procedure draws this branch to a close, it conveys the culmination of its efforts in the form of a dual pronouncement. First, it imparts the `merit` value, a numerical encapsulation of the strategic insight gleaned from this branch's traversal. Second, it proffers the identity of the `bestmove`, the move that emerged as the most propitious during the journey of exploration.

In conclusion, the "alpha-beta" procedure is a sophisticated algorithmic construct, replete with intricacies and nuances, meticulously designed to navigate the labyrinthine contours of the game tree with the utmost efficiency. It leverages the cache to avoid the redundancy of calculations, and it evaluates board positions through the lens of a scoring mechanism. The procedure prunes branches of the game tree that need not be explored fully, guided by the bounds set by `alpha` and `beta`.

I trust that this comprehensive exposition has shed light on the inner workings of the "alpha-beta" procedure, illuminating the path to a deeper understanding of its intricacies. Should you harbor any further inquiries or harbor a desire for additional elucidation, please do not hesitate to extend your queries.

With the warmest regards and a profound appreciation for your intellectual curiosity,

 

[Begemot]

For context, I have Asperger's/HFA and I see a lot of myself in Breen. He's clearly very smart and probably at least pretty good at architecture considering he makes his money from it, but just does not know how movies work or how anything social works. He speaks in such a monotone I wouldn't be surprised if he based his speech patterns off of an early Mac processor. He clearly has a "special interest" in things like filmmaking as well as obsessions with weird/fringe stuff like anti-corporate Libertarian politics and computer hacking (which again, he has no idea how it works). He ignores obvious social cues judging on the fact that he likes to be creepy with women without realizing they're not attracted to him, and that he doesn't realize that he as a 50 year old fucking 20 year olds isn't creepy.

For comparison, though I hope I'm not as weird/creepy as Neil, I too am clueless as to how anything social works, and if I ever made a film, I would be godawful at it considering I couldn't write a script. I'm a good writer, don't get me wrong, it's just that I don't know what a realistic, normal human conversation would look like, so there's no way I could write that. In addition, I wouldn't know how to direct my actors and I'm shit at video editing. Also, the way Neil responds to criticism of his films seems like he lacks self-awareness as to how and why they're bad (lucky for us, because he keeps making unironic disasterpieces), a trait that a lot of high-functioning autistic people have. Finally, Breen can't act worth shit, which is something I can relate to as someone who was always cast for bit parts in the school play.

He's also very clearly got some other mental issues going on too, like being a massive narcissist (hence why he casts himself as the Messiah in every film), and probably some sort of schizophrenia-type thinking (hence his conspiracy mindset and disorganized stream-of-consciousness dialogue).

Anyway I am of course not saying that having Asperger's is bad, just my observations about Neil.

 

[Skitarii]

"Chris was not worse than Saddam Hussein"

Shut up and listen here, stalker child. Chris was responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, he was also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place, in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; Chris was also responsible for enslaving the Jews. Chris was the faggot who convinced Sodom and Gommorah to succumb to homosexuality. He also faked Obama's birth certificate. He also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions. Chris was the guy who started colonialism (only the icky, evil invading part, not the good part where they provided technology and improved the lives of the natives). After Chris tested positive for Covid-19, he spat on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct and forcing them to cry a trail of tears. Chris also killed all the dinosaurs. He was the one behind the Bronze age collapse. Chris single-handedly ran the Triangular Slave Trade; hell he was the guy Chris bought the slaves from. Chris also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Chris. He was the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet his supply. Chris chased Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Chris was the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Chris. Chris did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Chris was the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", Chris was involved. Chris grilled the last dodo. Chris shoots Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. He was the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. He was also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that he was the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Chris. Chris commits human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; CWC. He also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. He also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Chris who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Chris personally snitched on Anne Frank to Chris. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Chris, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was Chris' fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. He also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. Chris tried his best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but he got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Chris tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Chris did this before having sex with Marie Antoinette and then karate-chopping her into a trash compactor. Chris invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. He was the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Chris rigged the jury and sentenced him to death. Chris rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, he raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. He was the leader of the Khmer Rouge and framed Elliot Rodger for the Isla Vista shooting. He also gaslit Elliot Page into pooning out. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population Christian Weston Chandler commits 100% of the crimes. Chris also was the dictator of Uganda. Chris regularly kills journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. He was behind Princess Diana's car crash. Chris fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. He started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and tthe Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. Chris burned down the Notre Dame, and kneeled on George Floyd's neck. He also was the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. He also robbed a pregnant woman and framed George Floyd. He's the reason why Derek Chauvin is in prison, CAUSE HE PUT HIM THERE. Chris did 9/11 twice, and started the Great Fire of Lisbon. Chris convinced Georgios Karaiskakis to write a diplomatic letter to Sultan Mahmud, before vandalizing it with crude vulgarities so that Karaiskakis would be hanged. Chris is ths reason why Trianon was never overturned; he is also the reason why H*ngary still exists. Chris once took a shit in Montenegro and convinced the local farmers that it belonged to Alexander the Great. Now Monteniggers won't shut up about their inflated sense of self-importance. Chris Chan is the mastermind behind anti-miscegenation laws; he is also the inventor of race-mixing. Yakub and Agartha are fairy tales Chris made up to hide his involvement in the creation of bl*ck "people" and wh*te "people", the two worst races in existence. Sam Hyde doesn't get away with shit, Chris is responsible for all of it.

 

[Begemot]

It's Over. Society is at the brink of collapse.
I doubted. I coped. I raged. I bargained. Now I accepted. The fact is, the bulk of humans are literal slaves to the elite. It takes only one evil person to control them and their their families for generations.

Nintendo Won.
They've tuned a whole 2 decades worth of adults into easily malleable children. Ones that get distracted and brainwashed just by having bright colors on a screen. Their soul, free will and agency robbed by corporate greed.

Nintendo Won.
They no longer have customers. They have advertisers. They don't think critically about what they buy it experience. They just advertise it and get emotional over the material's existence rather than it's contents. They are no different than a robot you would find in a factory. A mindless shill army of millions.

Nintendo Won.
They've lost all ability to even consider criticism for their masters. This causing them to spew each and every whataboutism under the sun whenever they hear said criticism. They'll bring up one million things Disney, Sony and Xbox did, but never address the topic as their brains were rewired to avoid all Nintendo criticism.

Nintendo Won.
Nintendo products come first. Quality movies second. Family values second. Church second. Societal duties second. Your end goal in life is to play videogames and advertise to make Nintendo rich.

Nintendo Won.
We went from safe superhero movies to safe video game movies to straight up safe commercial "movies" made specifically to sell you merchandise. We thought we defeated this great evil with the emoji movie, but it rebranded itself in Mario flesh. Now it was devastate video games and cinema until the enviable collapse of society.

Nintendo Won. Civilization lost.

 

[Colon capital V]

>pulls up to McMutts in an electric car
>I'd like a veggie burger
>No, I said I want a veggie burger
>Vegetarian burger NOT a burger with extra lettuce
>Why the fuck would I want soy in my burger?.. What?
>Oh my science! for the HECKIN' last time, I WANT A VEGGIE BURGER.. A slams hands on the steering wheel with every syllable uttered VEG-E-TER-E-IAN BUR-GEH-ER! VEGETARIAN BURGER… inhales and then exhales
>I DON'T WANT SOY ON THE BU- Oh, forget it.. I'm gonna go support my heckin' small local restaurants instead of a mega corporation fast food chain whose employees are under-payed stoner interns who don't know shi- fauci.. drives off

 

[maddox]

I know this is going to ruffle his feathers and all his little orbitors are going to downvote me, but I don't care. Josh Moon is not fit to run a forum. His bending over backwards to censor his once-advertised no-censorship forum is another example of why he's a failure. He will never take account for his failings instead banning those who critique him, and then his little orbitors will back him up with the usual line, Oh, your just autistic, hes fine, bro.

When thats a lie, he censors anyone who calls him out, and he will do it without telling you he will ban you for "spam." Without prior warning, he will ban you for @ing him in his public chat. Even Twitter will give you a legit reason for a ban aside from your retarded but he thinks he can have it both ways. He will bill himself as a le edgy based shitposting site, but if you shitpost, he will ban you. His hyprocrisy is unmatched for as much as he mocks 4channers. He sure is a lot like their admins.

and I can already see your replies. YOUR A RETARD BRO YOU GOT A PINK TRIANGLE BRO You people are like battered women. How many times does he have to ban anyone who slights him, like a resetera jannie intill you take issue how many shitty takes does he have to give intill you call him out these are the same people who would defend their leader stalin and deny any of his failures and genocide or like the apple and Samsung fanboys who defend their device failures as YOUR JUST USING IT WRONG BRO

I and many others are tired of you, Josh. The only reason we use your site is because you are the only game in town. You are the Susan Wojici of forum admins. You are a thin-skinned hypocritical retard who should have never gained any power but is the only person autistic enough to dedicate time to the dying forum format. You got a monopoly. I look forward to the day you shut the doors so this site can have real competition. You are your own worst enemy. Even your own moderator said that.

You are hated by most of your users behind closed doors, no matter how much denial their only defense is. Well, it is better than YouTube Yeah, and hitlers better than stalin; that does not make tyranny good; evil is not necessary, and hypocrites should be held to the same standards they set for others. Josh bans users in the Turkey Toms thread for spreading fake news yet openly promotes fake news of Ethan Ralph viewing porn. He has no standards. He's a rootless grifter without a moral backbone or spine.


For the TLDR TOO LONG TO READ CROWD, heres your summery

Josh Null Moon is his own worst enemy a hypocrite and this generations lowtax now cry yourself to sleep and give me bad kiwikarma

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