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Two things.

One is that i've only had a problem with a single kiwi janny and that was Kamov.
After he removed an INFORMATIONAL video for "Stop advertizing your own off topic videos faggot" when infact it wasnt off topic at ALL and was extremely well received.

So i decided to play along and refused to use any links at all until Kamov came under fire, which he did due to Twinkie so in my window of opportunity i decided to look and see if i agreed with Twinkie.

I did and along with that i also grew a hatred for Thotto or as i like to call her "Jannywife". After a few days Kamov and his wife resigned, and while i'm not the kind of person to bully other users extensively beyond banter, I vandalized his profile with Helicopter Crashes.

A while later him and his wife got photos doxxed, Kamov looked like a greeter at walmart and His wife was one of the ugliest hogs i've ever seen.

Do i still throw shade at that faggot? Yes. Am i upset? Hell no, that fag got what was coming.

Second thing is, Staff has always been a hit or miss with me, if staff is chill and doesnt act like a super offended pussy and can take banter, I'm cool with them.

If they abuse power and just Delete something just because they themselves alone don't like it, thats one of the rare times i'm confrontational.

Staff here isnt bad, Just don't act like a Powersperg and learn from the mistakes you do make and you won't have an issue.

TLDR: Kamov is a huge faggot and Don't be a sperg.
 
Who gives a shit what women think? If it was up to me - beatings of women would be a daily requirement. Of course since we don't want men hitting women, we will have women beating each other. Wouldn't that be fun to watch? Yes it would. Don't thank me. I'm just a genius. Here, I solved the problem with abortions. What the fuck was the problem though? If I want my bitch to have an abortion she will have one whether she likes it or not. If needed I will beat that fetus out of her wearing a KKK certified wife beater. All I'm saying there is no problem with abortion.
 
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Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”
“MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS.”
“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a mudkips’)
“OF COURSE.”
“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and…”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do u liek Mudkipz?
 
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>You are happy

>You don't dream

>You wake up

>The pain of your morning covid vaccine has disturbed your slumber again

>State mandated rest is over time for morning rations

>You make your way to the cafeteria of your accommodation block

>You remind your self to smile along the way

>Not smiling could lower your social credit score

>Bills social credit score went negative and now he is BillyGene and no one is allowed to talk to her

>Did bill skip the morning vaccine?

>Maybe that is what causes it

>Never skip vaccine

>Less rations is never a good thing

>After an hour you reach the cafeteria

>Today you receive 2500 calories of assorted bugs

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>You like the bugs

>They have a nice crunch that reclamation bars just don't have

>You thank the state leaders for feeding you

>"Emperor Xi JinPing and vice emperor Joe Biden are great providers"

>For some reason this brings a feeling of euphoria

>You go to your electronic transport unit to be moved to your factory for your 12 hour shift

>It takes an hour to reach the outside of the accommodation block

>You look forward to discussing the leaders greatness on your two mandated 5 minute rest periods

>Your job is to clean machinery used in reclamation

>You love your job and knowing you will eventually be recycled at a facility like this

>One of the Organ donors left with only his Kidneys Heart and lungs begs you for release

>You assure them their suffering is helping others

>37 died in the factory in accidents today

>more food for reclamation and organs for the sick children you think as you leave

>this comfort knowing death brings joy makes you feel joy

>The electronic transport arrives to return you to state owned accommodation.

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>You arrive at your accommodation block

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>You arrive at the brightly lit corridors that blast with your favourite state sanctioned music

>This music always put you in an almost trance like state as you walk to your cubicle

>1 hour later you arrive

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Operation Serge Was A Nazi Operation, when Hitler discovered My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic In May of 2013, after a failed Invasion of Neira Island.

Nazi attentions began to focus on the world of Harmony. The Attack composed of a Nazi task force who forced Bronies, of Nazi-occupied New England, into creating a special machine that will allow the SS to send their forces into Equestria and capture Princess Luna, in an attempt to use her magic against the 21st Century. The operation ended in success, at first, but Luna was rescued, by both Rivera, and the Mane 6, before they could escape back to reality in Occupied New England.

It was soon discovered by Rivera, that the reason of their victory, was mostly due to the aide of 2091riveraisrael on beating the SS At their own game with his works of Creativity in making Rivera stronger, and able to withstand the bullets and shells from the SS. Thrown at him from The SS.

The Wehrmacht and the Schutzstaffel were preparing for the war when they discovered My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Theypreparation - collect the bronies and kidnap Princess Luna.

The Wehrmacht and SS were planning for an assault when they saw MLP-FIM - the favorite show of Admiral Calliope, Vice Admiral Vasily, Navy Captain Sherman, and Colonel Makarov. The Nazis found an idea, if they capture Princess Luna, they will be using her for their own purposes, for the War effort, but they lacked an expeditionary force to capture her.

Their ideas of creating their own expeditionary/military pacification force borrows from the Starcraft: Brood War Manual. This caused Fuhrer Adolf Hitler to form their own force - the Nazi German Expeditionary Force. With the force he will capture her and all of Equestria. The first problem is that a portal has to be constructed and another was to collect bronies.

The Nazis begun capturing Bronies for labor from all over New England - as they were unaware of the 4th Marine Expeditionary Force under Captain Sherman's command. With the capture of all bronies and pegasisters completed, they begun to build a portal and enters Equestria........ undetected.

Little did Nazi Germany know that since they left reality, they could make themselves more advanced, and instead of having World War II Tech, they can imagine themselves too be more futureristic. This act was never discovered throughout Nazi Germany's time in Equestria at the time.

The first major Battle of Nazi Invasion of Equestria began In the city of Manehattan. It was the first major engagment on Equestria between Nazi Germany, and the Equestrian Armed forces. It was also known to be the first major battle of the Nazi Operation Serge. Princess Celestia discovers who the invaders are, after the fall of the city, about 2 days later.

The attack started when a large group of Ponies playing in the beach came under fire from a large Nazi Beach Invasion. Princess Celestia later discovers who the Identidy of the Invaders are, after there defeat at Manehattan, by Managing too Snatch one of the SS Soldiers as a Prisoner of war, marking the first time in Equestrian history that the pony world would hold a human prisoner.

By July 2013, Princess Celestia and all of Equestria were enjoying a lovely day in which sadly would soon turn into a warzone. Around 10:00Pm, the ponies caught weary of a sudden new contact, that was approaching from the sea. The cause of how the contacts appeared from the sea were completely unknown, that no pony not even Rivera, or the Mane 6 could decipher it. The contacts at the time appeared too be still, and were not moving what so ever. Celestia sensed that the contacts were not of pony race, but of a race of 2 legs and 2 arms.

By July 2nd, the Contacts began too move, Rivera calculated the number and was amazed. These were no contacts, but an army of about 7,000,000 Contacts. The unknowns began to part south towards the continent towards Nostral Sound. Rivera now worried on the where abouts of these contacts later heads out with Israel too investigate, despite Twilight's pleas not too go.

Rivera and Israel arrived at Nostral sounds, where thousands of fillies, colts, and grown ponies were enjoying the summer time at the beach. The Mane 6, than arrived too aide in the investigation, but as the hours passed the Contacts were no longer seen. However just when Rivera, Israel, and the Mane 6 were about too turn around too head back into the city, Large objects, pretty much too the 20's showed up in the horizon. Rivera did not know who the objects belong too, but knew already what they were. "Shit Battleship's and Destroyers!" He cried out as the ships drew closer, before opening fire on the beaches. The ponies that were once enjoying the summer were now all panicking and began too swim back too there parents, some of them didn't make it, in time. Israel than ordered the Mane 6, too warn the Princess that these contacts were indeed hostile. Just than 2 large frigates arrived from behind the destroyers and opened up it's bow doors. Rivera and Israel watched as it let out Amphibious craft as it made it's way towards the beach.

A couple of armed forces that were in the city automatically took up defensive positions along the beach, but there strength in numbers would be revealed weak compared too the strength of the unknowns. The unknowns landed on the beach recieving continus fire from Magic destruction blasts, bows and arrows and Spears, but the Unknowns surged fowared using shell holes for for cover, and began too slowly make there way up towards the defenders.

Just than an unknown arrived with an MG.42 on his back and began too thrive off the defenses one pony at a time. The ponies were amazed at this type of weapon for they have never seen anything like it before. Just than Rivera recognizes the MG.42, and soldiers. "It can't be!" He said with fear. Just than planes popped from out of the clouds and began too bomb the beach into ruble in which caused panic and confusion within the Equestrian ranks. Unknowns than charged a full strength into the Ponies defensive lines, even though they managed too kill a large number, the defenders were soon overrun. Realizing that the beach is lost the defenders retreated too Manehattan with the unknowns hot on there tales.

Marked the end of Nazi Germany's Blitzkrieg of Equestria, as well as a massive break through passed Princess Celestia's last line of defenese between Ponyville, and Canterlot, in the high mountains over looking the pony village. Hitler instead of another attack decides to Negotiate with Celestia, in which was a huge fraud in order too send 20 soldiers, into the castle escorted by a Half Track, in order too negotiate with Princess Celestia, than capture Princess Luna with another military unit inside Black Crow drop ships, while the negotiations were going on. Hitler knew for a fact that this plan could no longer fail.

2091riveraisrael however caught wift of the idea, due too Fegelein's stupidity in which allowed him too quickly wright in his stories that Canterlot had more guards, in Princess Celestia's room rather than the ground, but his plans back fired when en error on his mac occurred, and he had too restart, by the time the computer got back online, it was too late Nazi Germany had already snatched Princess Luna.

At Midnight, around 12:00Pm A Single Nazi Halftrack filled with about 20 foot soldiers, wherein cloaks arrived into the city gates, and entered the Canterlot palace. Nazi Germnay sent expanded there forces forward taking control of the fields under the Canterlot, but remained hidden. In fact they were so hiddin that no pony not even Princess Celestia could see them. The SS then sent an invoice too Canterlot with demands for surrender, and also kidnapped Princess Luna in the wake.

Once The SS occupied Ponyville, Nazi Germany sent an invoice to Canterlot to give their demands to Princess Celestia However, Little did Canterlot know was that the demands of surrender were nothing more but frauds, for Nazi Germany had also come out with other plans in orders to kidnap Princess Luna from within her own home, while the soldiers down below destracted the elder Princess, along with Rivera, and Israel being there along side her during the negotiations with the terms of Surrender. Black Crow Drop Ships asseneded towards Luna's tower, Allowing SS too and break into the Luna's room and seize her.

Realizing that the surrender was a fraud, Princess Celestia, and the Canterlot Guards attacked the SS that were in the tower, but were easily repelled by the Half Track. Immediately after Luna was captured, the SS than leaped back aboard the Black Crow Drop ship and escaped the Capital, back too occupied Ponyville, where she was going too be send by land back towards the portal back too New England, under the watch of Nazi Guards.

The United Nazi War Summit also known as The UNW Summit Was a major sit down in Canterlot during Nazi Germany's invasion of Equestria in 2013. Rivera summoned the Summit, immiedailty after Princess Luna's capture, where him Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Godzilla, Israel, and Rarity began too discuss numurus ways in trying too bring back the princess of the night. However, two human Marines - Grant Dimitri Victor Sherman (between Platinum and Puddinghead), Navy Captain and Commander of the United States Fourth Marine Expeditionary Force and Vladimir Aleksander Makarov (between Hurricane and Puddinghead), Colonel and second-in-command of the US 4th Marine Expeditionary Force - have informed them about the Nazis planning to capture Princess Luna, but Rivera responsds saying that the Nazi's had already snatched her, after they idiotically became fools for actually falling for false Surrender negotiations. The marines tells them that Major Rikov Petrov Budenny must have misinformed them, and also they told them that the Nazis will use her for the war against their nations: the United States of America, the Russian Federation, and the Principality of Equestria. The USMEF and the NSUEF will intervene long enough for the Royal Equestrian Armed Forces to aid them. The only available for was the 7th Battalion, 5th Military Brigade - Special Operations Command of the USMEF and the 1st Battalion, 7th Military Brigade of the NSUEF. With a matter of luck the six of them hears the two Marines' information, they decided to let the United States Fourth Marine Expeditionary Force handle the Nazis.

After Luna was freed, the Wehrmacht and the Schutzstaffel returned back to New England in Humiliation. Hitler enraged ordered the SS To return to Equestria to get the Princess, but the Machine that brought the SS To Equestria was destroyed by a group of Bronies, that attack them without warning. Though the Rebellion has been crushed with the help of Armored units, the Bronies of New England managed to destroy the Machine that they have created under the direct pressure of the SS. 2091riveraisrael later drew out one of his stories making Rivera, one of his most popular creations on YouTube.com, to defend Princess Luna if the SS Should find a way back into the Freindship is Magic Universe.
 
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Congratulations. You've finally admitted to yourself, your friends, and your awed family members that you are a toaster connoisseur, one of the preeminent few who understand all the virtues of that humble household appliance. But now that you've acknowledged your love for that shining temple of heat, you need to consummate that passion. The important thing is not on which side you butter your toast, but that you make full use of every available opening. Most restrict themselves to only a single slot, fearful of what might happen if they double-fist opportunity. But you should understand that both slots can be equally pleasurable. It just requires proper handling. Therefore, we recommend that you spend your first evening of pleasure exploring your toaster's openings. Yes, both of them. Use whatever baked goods you're most comfortable with. Turn on the toaster. Make sure it is properly warmed up. Then work your bread into the toaster. Test the size of the opening; see how it feels. Don't worry about the size of your bread. When carefully inserted, the toaster will firmly grip your piece, regardless of its girth. It is possible to make this fun regardless of whether you blessed with a bagel or a bun or a crumpet or a full-sized french baguette. Just make sure to go slow. Pay attention to every moment and every detail of the experience. You won't ever have a first time again.
 
Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers. Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists
 
No. The "puzzles" only existed to artificially inflate game time so players wouldn't finish the game in under two hours and realize they got ripped off when a superior game like say Final Fantasy 8 could've gave them dozens if not hundreds of hours of game time for the same price spread across four epic discs. Don't fall for the Silent Shills OP they're mostly horny girls anyway and not the hot kind the stinky hairy kind but also not in the hot stinky hairy way the bad stinky hairy way so no bush only big ugly Italian mustache and poop not sweat scents. Anyone who says otherwise is exactly what I'm describing and they will try some clever retort but remember these idiots bashed their head against a wall for hours trying to figure out some arbitrary bullshit and do not want to admit they got duped unlike most people who saw the crap for what it was. Good day sir.
 
I saw Kaido of the beast pirates at a grocery store in Wanos capital yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
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As this poor man burns to death due to a combusting engine, regretting not getting his car serviced that day, a fire truck built like a tank plows through the traffic ahead, crushing those it doesn't fling into the stratosphere with its momentum like nothing more than a crumpled can to a boot. As the fire truck beelines straight for him and his smouldering car, a stream of water is expelled from its cannons maw, but this is no ordinary stream, this is an incredibly highly pressurised jet of sand and hydrochloric acid enriched water designed to cut through the flesh, bones and armour of the mightiest beasts the Power Rangers are likely to counter. The poor, exposed man and his incinerating car don't stand a chance. As the jet strikes his car, extinguishing yet also tearing through his car and stripping the flesh from his bones, he lets out a cry in agony however, his mangled voicebox simultaneously drowning and choking on smoke can only utter one, shaped, unintentional word, "Hooray!" When the water expels and drains, nothing is left of either the car or the man, only a spurt of smoke, steam and slag. This is only one of many tales spawned from the wrath of the Power Ranger firetank. Take my tale and head this warning, should you ever encounter the demonic chariot of liquid death, run and pray you aren't torn apart in its high pressured wrath.
 
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