Corrupt-a-Wish

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The universe ends since it converts all it exists in a attempt to write the number,but it still fall short.
I wish Brazil was developed and Japan was back to its imperial era glory

EDIT: I wish @GolgoXIII stopped ninja'ing me in this thread.
And you die of diabetes
 
He does and you're banned and featured in a hala thread.
I wish I could post before people did in this thread.
 
Granted, you posted before me.

I wish I identified with a snazzy Tumblr-style noungender like how all the cool kids do.
 
Granted, but you get clubbed to death by random users from the tumblr subforum.

I wish screaming in public were acceptable.
 
Damn.

Granted, but the beer is 80% cat pee. You fail to notice.

I wish I could beat the japanese Splatoon players already.
 
Granted, but it's too glitchy to be even slightly playable.

I wish I was taller.
 
Granted until you piss everyone off by breaking their things with your height and are exiled to forever be Null's plaything.

I wish I was a defense attorney.
 
Madame Monochromatia said:
Granted, but it's too glitchy to be even slightly playable.

I wish I was taller.
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You become one lightyear tall. your circulatory system promptly fails and you are ripped apart from inertia.
GolgoXIII said:
Granted until you piss everyone off by breaking their things with your height and are exiled to forever be Null's plaything.

I wish I was a defense attorney.
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You become the worst public defender ever.
I wish I had fairy god parents
 
autisticdragonkin said:
You become one lightyear tall. your circulatory system promptly fails and you are ripped apart from inertia.

You become the worst public defender ever.
I wish I had fairy god parents
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Granted, but they're evil and twist any wish you make.
I wish I had a life.
 
You have a life sentence at the newly reopened alcatraz
I wish I had the ability to use D&D spells irl
 
Granted, but the cure is phil's semen.
I wish I could animate.
 
The movements are nice and fluid, but the art itself makes CWC look like Michelangelo.

I wish I had never discovered this god forsaken place.
 
You become a prominent admin on the Something Awful forums and have little time for anything else.

I wish I had a Scrooge McDuck style pool of coins.
 
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