Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted but you trigger ADF for stealing his ideal and now harasses you every day.

I wish my boxers weren't so damn tight.
 
GolgoXIII said:
Granted but you trigger ADF for stealing his ideal and now harasses you every day.

I wish my boxers weren't so damn tight.
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Granted, but that's because your genitals drop off.
I wish it was snowing.
 
Granted, but you can only attract unwashed meth addicts and eccentric taco Tuesday lovers.

I wish my hair would pick up blue hair dye pigments.
 
Granted but the hair stylist hears Pink Mints and puts mentos in your hair.

I wish I was a strong independant black woman named Naeshquataytay.
 
Granted, but no one will ever bother to pronounce your name correctly, and you will earn laughs from the south should you fall to a hate crime.

I wish I could stop speaking like a novel and confusing people.
 
Granted, but you will actually become superman and your kryptonite is getting laid. (Spoiler alert, you never have to worry about that.)

I wish I could see past three inches in front of my face without my glasses.
 
Granted, but of course the very much expected occurs and you are eaten by your own army.

I wish the holiday season wouldn't make me fat.
 
Granted, but you're too strong and you break it.

I wish I had a friend.
 
GolgoXIII said:
I wish @autisticdragonkin had a wish to corrupt.
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@autisticdragonkin creates a wish that is gogol characters long. After several millenia of reading it you manage to corrupt it
AN/ALR-56 said:
Wish I could cure @autisticdragonkin and make him into a sane normal person.
I also wish I could live in America and date someone.
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You realize that happier abroad people are right and american women are ugly and entitled
I wish I could write a massive wish that is gogol characters long
 
Granted but your spelling is terrible and nobody understands it.

I wish sweet dreams were made of this.
 
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