Corrupt-a-Wish

[Sailor_Jupiter]

your powers go haywire

I wish wildchild was unbanned

Unbanned, but they can now only post in French.

I wish sempais would notice me. (☆u_u)

 

[HY 140]

Unbanned, but they can now only post in French.

I wish sempais would notice me. (☆u_u)

wish granted, but your not allowed to talk to senpai.

I wish I could go back in time and ride Horizons at Epcot

 

[WW 635]

wish granted, but your not allowed to talk to senpai.

I wish I could go back in time and ride Horizons at Epcot

Granted. But the ride explodes with you on it.

I wish my cat would stop scratching the couch.

 

[Creep3r]

Granted. But the ride explodes with you on it.

I wish my cat would stop scratching the couch.

Granted. He She now scratches your bed instead.

I wish I had some mouthwash.

 

[Overcast]

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Granted. You are no longer socially awkward. Instead, every other person on the planet now is.

I wish I were a bird.

 

[Tempest]

you're a wingless bird

I wish I was a mod

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Granted, but you decide to overstep your bounds and a rift between you and Null forms. You decide to create a rival lolcow website after leaving in spectacular fashion and fade into obscurity.

I wish I could speak better.

 

[Trombonista]

I wish I could speak better.

You never specified what language, so you can only speak Choctaw.

I wish my sister would make her bed.

 

[Antipathy]

Your sister now makes beds. The sound of carpentry keeps you up all night.

I wish for a flying car.

 

[Reynard]

Hooray! Science has advanced enough to make this possible! But it's a Toyota! Buckle up, because those brakes aren't gonna help you!

I wish I could cleanse myself of my sinful image stashes.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Hooray! Science has advanced enough to make this possible! But it's a Toyota! Buckle up, because those brakes aren't gonna help you!

I wish I could cleanse myself of my sinful image stashes.

While all of your sinful images are deleted, they are later sent to your grandmother, with your name and signature on them.

I wish I was a medieval warlord with power and women.

 

[StillGullible]

You get just that, but now you have to deal with the copious amounts of disease and filth. In addition, you did not wish for money, so your holdings crumble because they lack the funds to be managed.

I wish I had the supernatural ability to insert myself into fictional universes.

 

[RI 360]

Congrats! They do! But this person's nethers are covered in bloody duct tape and the smell of sadness.

that's nearly identical to what i send her anyway.

I wish I had the supernatural ability to insert myself into fictional universes.

Granted, but you're only able to access MLP scatporn fanfictions.

I wish Ron Paul was God emperor of the US.

 

[cypocryphy]

Paul reveals himself to be a secret Communist alien.

I wish Barb would marry me.

 

[Florence]

Paul reveals himself to be a secret Communist alien.

I wish Barb would marry me.

Barb marries you, then dies, leaving you with massive debts.

I wish I had a private jet.

 

[StillGullible]

You get a jet of piss that sprays out of your privates at random intervals.

I wish that the only reason that anyone would want to fight anyone is for fun on both sides of the fight.

 

[Reynard]

Congrats! Because fighting is so fun, war is more commonplace than ever! Millions die each month because it's so fun!

I wish the world would be less divided.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

The world is less divided. It is now multiplied, human stupidity also.

I wish that I could create bread and wine.

 

[Creep3r]

Granted. But you can only produce moldy bread and cheap wine.

I wish I was the greatest farmer ever.