Your wish has been granted! However for a coffee machine, it seems to take up alot of room. Reason being is there are three immagrant workers imprisoned in the machine. None of them speak a word of English and constantly screw up your coffee on purpose just so youll fire them. Middle of the night you'll hear all three of them screaming at each other and cursing the day they made their pact with the devil.
Granted, you hop on them so much that you left the farms forever.
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and Michelle Obama were hanged on Pay-Per-View. The company that hosted the pay-per-view service was attacked by an angry mob, all customer data was taken. In the following days, lynch mobs searched for customers of said event and mercilessly slaughtered them. All surviving customers were forced to flee the country as refugees in fear of persecution and death.
The Disney Corporation buys the rights to all memes and all unwholesome memes are banned and you can get fined a couple hundred thousand dollars if you even repost one.
Christina Hendricks got to run around naked in a private room. You can't see anything no matter how hard you try.
You get the diamond, but it's made out of plastic.
you are then offered you're favorite food, but sadly do not feel any hunger for it
You put whatever item on that stand and stare in awe as it holds your item perfectly. Then, the whole thing fell apart.
he wished to explode, and he exploded right in front of you.
The parrot sleeps for 23 hours a day.
A literal salt mine appeared right in front of you, along with a board in front of it saying, "get mining."
Since we all start out female in the womb before our boy parts get made, this means that everybody on Earth is now female. You're an outcast since they don't understand your weird dangly bits and there's no procedure to help you fit the norm.
Congrats! Your wish is granted!
