Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but everyone else has one as well..

Still want the most handsome mullet in all the lands.
 
You quit the thread. It increases in quality almost immediately.

I wish I could phase through walls.
 
autisticdragonkin said:
You phase through the wall that keeps us in 3d space and thus fall into a 4d void
I wish I could think up a wish to be corrupted
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I wish I knew how to make pork buns.
 
you are able to see through people's clothes. However, you see their entire insides.

I wish I could alter reality.
 
Granted you're being followed and yelled at by the annoying fan from oblivion

I wish I could stop time
 
Granted however you were fooled by the blinking light of your VCR's clock you never really stopped time.

I wish everbody was kung fu fighting.
 
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They do, but in fact it's a little bit frightening. Those folks are fast as lightning.

I wish I could figure out what the fuck to get my dad for Christmas.
 
Granted but he hates the wtf brand and decides to disown you on Christmas.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold.
 
And you go straight to Hell through the nearest active volcano.

I wish I had some pizza right now.
 
Kayne posts on the forums. They're surprisingly good, and not shitposts at all, leaving you underwhelmed.
I wish I was a member of the illuminati
 
Granted, but the you also get to have taste buds all around the inside of your asshole.

I wish my wish was uncorruptable.
 
Granted, but now dogs are assholes.

I wish to wish for more wishes.
 
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