Corrupt-a-Wish

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You use your one wish to change the rules of wishes to allow wishes to get more wishes
Now you can wish for more wishes but you will need another wish to do so

I wish to become a high quality poster
 
The quality of your posts rises, but so does the quality of the posts of all the other users, you are still the lowest quality poster on the forum.

I wish that they wouldn't keep on banning me from chat. =[
 
everyone leaves chat when you show up
I wish I had access to the inner circle
 
autisticdragonkin said:
You have to see all my dumb threads that I post on inner circle because I can't post them in deep thoughts
I wish it was Christmas everyday
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Christmas happens every day for you but only because you're stuck in a time loop that you can never escape from.

I wish my little sister didn't drink the tumblr kool-aid.
 
You sleep for 3 days and miss out on a sick posting opportunity
I wish for a cool hat
 
cumrobbery said:
You sleep for 3 days and miss out on a sick posting opportunity
I wish for a cool hat
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You put it on the table to admire at breakfast. You are so allured by it you end up spilling your coffee. Your cool hat now has a permanent stain.

I wish my farts didn't smell so awful.
 
Though farts don't smell so awful, it still disgust people that you wished for something related to your farts.

I wish I had yet another avatar that came from Korea.
 
The joke worked, but Carlos Mencia steals it and becomes a somewhat talented comedian because of it.

I wish there was a decent Chinese place around here that isn't over run with hipsters.
 
It does, and you win the prize for best Chris-chan cosplay. However, said prize is a re-enactment of the bluespike medallion incident.

I wish for Donald Trump to have ten minutes of absolute self-awareness.
 
Donald Trump realizes that he is completely insane and then embraces it and consciously tries to become president to start a nuclear holocaust
I wish I was Australian
 
You get drafted into the army and dies on the beaches of Falklands during a 2nd Argentinian invasion.
I wish that I become a submarine captain.
 
You become Australian, but are now an Aborigine: @Dynastia finds you and dissects you for parts to sell on the Chinese Black Market.
Edit - dammit, ninja'd

You become a submarine captain, but then realise while you're a couple of hundred feet below sea level that Brazil's naval fleet is built largely upon gang crime, drug sales and corrugated cardboard. You and your woefully poorly-maintained submarine are subsequently raped and eaten by a giant squid.

I wish Australatina was real, and that it exiled ADF for besmirching its beloved ally, Israel.
 
It's real, but it's a terrorist extremist country and nukes 99% of the population in your country.

Some times I have trouble thinking up of a wish and this is one of those times, I guess I wish that I had better grammar, and that I was like the best at gramarization.
 
You wish to have a better grammar,but its for pashtun and not English,you are killed by inter services intelligence after the final class in Pakistan.
I wish Argentina was nuked by the British.
 
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