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- Feb 3, 2013
He liked being dead and vows to ruin your life.
I wish I could get to bed at a reasonable hour.
I wish I could get to bed at a reasonable hour.
Corrupt-a-Wish
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- Apr 17, 2016
Granted, but now you can never sleep at the right time and are perpetually tired.
I wish to be able to think of something to wish about.
I wish to be able to think of something to wish about.
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- Dec 7, 2014
Granted, you are able to, but are also unable to stop thinking about Chris in a bikini about to have a wardrobe malfunction.
I wish I could breathe any gas and hold it forever without suffocating.
I wish I could breathe any gas and hold it forever without suffocating.
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- Feb 10, 2017
Granted, you now have the ability to summon anything, however, everything you summon attacks you mercilessly no matter what it is.
I wish for the ability to teleport to my house whenever I want from wherever I want, getting there in one piece and completely uninjured in the process each time.
I wish for the ability to teleport to my house whenever I want from wherever I want, getting there in one piece and completely uninjured in the process each time.
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- Apr 26, 2017
Granted but you arrive as the oposite gender every time.
I wish for the hability to influence others telepathically.
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- Mar 26, 2016
You can, but you hear their inner thoughts. Also, the Slaton Sisters are the only thing you see when you close your eyes.
I wish the nightmares would stop.
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2014
They stop being nightmares. Now they're real.
I wish...
I wish...
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2016
You wish to explode? Wish granted! You explode and die painfully.
I wish for a less dangerous form of wishing.
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- Feb 13, 2015
Granted!
Except now your less dangerous form of wishing is less potent and the most you can get is a $5 Mocha at Starbucks. And only Starbucks.
I wish for stupid people to get hit by bricks every time they open their mouth.
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- Apr 26, 2017
Granted, everyone below 130 IQ is dead now. Humanity is utterly doomed.
I wish to have 2 weiners
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- Apr 19, 2017
Granted but they will end tying with each other.
I wish to have wings.
I wish to have wings.
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- Jul 15, 2016
Granted, you have these huge bat monstrosities growing out of your arms... they do not help you fly and no buildings have handicapped accessible services for some man with gimp wings.
I wish I had a plate full of non toxic, edible, normal chocolate chip cookies right now
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- Nov 9, 2014
The plate is from Borbs hoard and hasn't been washed since being buried in CWCs DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS hamper.
I wish I had touch controls for my Oculus Rift.
I wish I had touch controls for my Oculus Rift.
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2017
You have them but they are inverted, USB is broken and from an early beta build so they have compatibility issues no firmware update can fix.
I wish I have a nice 70' TV
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- Jul 15, 2016
The tv is improperly anchored and it falls on you.
I wish I was Donald trump, but loved by all
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- Mar 26, 2016
I wish Hus made a wish for me to hilariously corrupt.
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- Jul 15, 2016
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- Mar 26, 2016
He dies quickly and I manage to escape. You are arrested for removing a lolcow from the herd and are sentenced to be Halal.
I wish everyone had an IQ over 150.
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- Feb 12, 2017
With the influx of geniuses in society, Blue collar jobs have practically become extinct and left for robots. However, since everything is done by machines everybody became fatfucks and when that became an inconvenience people decided to have their brains preserved in a robotic body so they can no longer get fat or be bothered by any bodily functions or urges.
Hmm
I wish was super smart and can be qualified for any job in the world.