Count Dankula interviews Chris

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bigshot said:
He asked one good question- what is your typical day like? - and Chris completely blew through it with "I get up. I eat breakfast. I draw. I go to bed." and he didn't push on. He could have said, "What did you do today?" or "What was your best day this week?" That would probably have led to something. But he left it all vague and Chris just coasted through.
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I could be wrong, but it's probably because there's not much of interest to elaborate on. He plays video games and draws with crayons all day. Personally, I think I'd be more annoyed if he tried futilely to extract something interesting out of that and glossed over his mentions of exploring alternate universes.
 
Marvin said:
But hearing about his daily life is probably not an opportunity to throw away.
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I'm actually more interested in that than any other subject at this point. We've seen what's happened since Bob died. Chris is rapidly reaching the point where his daily life isn't going to be in his control any longer. This video could be used at a competency hearing, and I'm sure Chris would be happy to reiterate all of it to a court appointed shrink to validate it. We may not have access to Chris for too much longer. The 14 Branchland life will be going away and it will be replaced with a regimented, internet restricted lifestyle. We may never be able to find out what really happens there.

Right now there is an addle brained retarded kid taking care of his addle brained demented mother. That is "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?" or "Psycho" playing out in real life. Isn't that more interesting than alternate universes populated by characters from children's TV shows?
 
Snuckening said:
Can someone plz fill me in on the "Idea guy is going to jail" stuff? Theres nothing his main thread. He was jerking off Chris for money?
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Idea Guy is going to be in Maximum Security Prison at the CWCville Federal Jailhouse/Slaughterhouse, where he will receive the death penalty and then have his soul cast down to CWCHell to be tortured by the Weens and Alogs, before being cast into the hellish womb of forgiveness and rebirth, and reborn as a baby Sonee with a bad habit of raising his left arm in a forward motion everytime someone says something relatively German.


As per him IRL, probably not; unless there is sincere enough evidence to actually convict of an actual crime (or if Chris actually wishes to pursue charges [probability of that is extremely low]) it is safe to assume that Idea Guy, while being a retard, is not going to jail anytime soon for anything Chris related.
 
IDK after discovering Jin1515 none of this surprises me in the least
 
This is by far my favorite interview. I like how Dankula accepts Chris' explanations about CWCville as if they're fact.
 
bigshot said:
I don't think I want to see any more interviews. I just want to see what Chris does without intervention. Maybe that isn't possible any more. Shame.
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Chris is not nearly as interesting as you want him to be; I promise you if you saw what an average day in the life of Chris was uncensored you'd likely be greatly disappointed
 
Gangster Talk said:
I could be wrong, but it's probably because there's not much of interest to elaborate on. He plays video games and draws with crayons all day. Personally, I think I'd be more annoyed if he tried futilely to extract something interesting out of that and glossed over his mentions of exploring alternate universes.
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No, Chris' daily life is way more complex than you'd think. He goes places, socializes with friends, etc. Like that tea house interview? Chris does that shit with IRL friends. We'd all love to hear about that.
bigshot said:
We've seen what's happened since Bob died.
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We haven't, honestly. We've seen maybe 10% of Chris' post-Bob life, tops.
Philosophy Phil said:
As per him IRL, probably not; unless there is sincere enough evidence to actually convict of an actual crime (or if Chris actually wishes to pursue charges [probability of that is extremely low]) it is safe to assume that Idea Guy, while being an exceptional individual, is not going to jail anytime soon for anything Chris related.
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If they extorted Chris for 14BC's deed or the title to his car or something, that'd be a serious crime.
 
bigshot said:
That was a very tough interview to get through. Why did he just focus on Chris's daydream fantasies? That is the least interesting thing about him. He could have gotten through that in ten minutes and been done, but he kept jerking off it until Chris completely ran out of imagination. Maybe someone out there is interested in Chris's alternate world theories, but I'm not. He asked one good question- what is your typical day like? - and Chris completely blew through it with "I get up. I eat breakfast. I draw. I go to bed." and he didn't push on. He could have said, "What did you do today?" or "What was your best day this week?" That would probably have led to something. But he left it all vague and Chris just coasted through. And why did he encourage the weird noises and impressions of dialogue from TV shows? And he let Chris drop the thing about Ted Bundy and he didn't even ask where the hell that came from. I think the teenagers last week did a better interview than this one. There was nothing real here at all. Just sperging.

I don't think I want to see any more interviews. I just want to see what Chris does without intervention. Maybe that isn't possible any more. Shame.
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lol calm down
 
Philosophy Phil said:
Idea Guy is going to be in Maximum Security Prison at the CWCville Federal Jailhouse/Slaughterhouse, where he will receive the death penalty and then have his soul cast down to CWCHell to be tortured by the Weens and Alogs, before being cast into the hellish womb of forgiveness and rebirth, and reborn as a baby Sonee with a bad habit of raising his left arm in a forward motion everytime someone says something relatively German.


As per him IRL, probably not; unless there is sincere enough evidence to actually convict of an actual crime (or if Chris actually wishes to pursue charges [probability of that is extremely low]) it is safe to assume that Idea Guy, while being an exceptional individual, is not going to jail anytime soon for anything Chris related.
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I can just picture Chris losing at a competency hearing and yelling, "If da Sonichu is unfit, you must aquit. You won't railroad dis married lady like you did Ted Bundy. My husband will be paying dis fine and transporting me home!" Then, when the ballifs are about to tackle Chris, he'll yell, "Quick, Magi-Chan! Teleport me to our summer home in Equestria, there's the best and sloppiest BJ in it for ya, my love!"
 
bigshot said:
I'm actually more interested in that than any other subject at this point. We've seen what's happened since Bob died. Chris is rapidly reaching the point where his daily life isn't going to be in his control any longer. This video could be used at a competency hearing, and I'm sure Chris would be happy to reiterate all of it to a court appointed shrink to validate it. We may not have access to Chris for too much longer. The 14 Branchland life will be going away and it will be replaced with a regimented, internet restricted lifestyle. We may never be able to find out what really happens there.

Right now there is an addle brained exceptional kid taking care of his addle brained demented mother. That is "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?" or "Psycho" playing out in real life. Isn't that more interesting than alternate universes populated by characters from children's TV shows?
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I was thinking the same thing. But they may not even bother with him. There are plenty of mentally handicapped and incompetent adults living on the streets because there isn't a placement for them. Many just end up dying. They don't really commit people anymore to psychiatric hospitals. They kind of just let them be and if they commit a crime they just go to prison.
 
thismanlies said:
This is by far my favorite interview. I like how Dankula accepts Chris' explanations about CWCville as if they're fact.
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Yea, it seems like Dankula has experience dealing with mentally ill people before. It was actually sort of touching how he treated Chris even though it's sad knowing how detached Chris is from reality.

Cuntster said:
So... is Chris getting better?
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Well he's more trusting of people, take that as you will.
 
Marvin said:
No, Chris' daily life is way more complex than you'd think. He goes places, socializes with friends, etc.
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Literally every human on planet earth does that, what makes Chris doing it so special and magical that we need minute-by-minute reporting on it?
 
bigshot said:
That was a very tough interview to get through. Why did he just focus on Chris's daydream fantasies? That is the least interesting thing about him. He could have gotten through that in ten minutes and been done, but he kept jerking off it until Chris completely ran out of imagination. Maybe someone out there is interested in Chris's alternate world theories, but I'm not. He asked one good question- what is your typical day like? - and Chris completely blew through it with "I get up. I eat breakfast. I draw. I go to bed." and he didn't push on. He could have said, "What did you do today?" or "What was your best day this week?" That would probably have led to something. But he left it all vague and Chris just coasted through. And why did he encourage the weird noises and impressions of dialogue from TV shows? And he let Chris drop the thing about Ted Bundy and he didn't even ask where the hell that came from. I think the teenagers last week did a better interview than this one. There was nothing real here at all. Just sperging.
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Pffft I think Dankula did fairly well. How many interviews has Chris been involved with where the interviewer 1) Didn't make it about themselves and their shit memes 2) Failed to give us anymore insight into Chris 3) Exclusively shit on chris for internet fame? Not many. Besides, when he tried directing Chris towards something sensitive he obviously wasn't happy. I'm sure some would like to see Chris getting worked up about 'the good old days' while they masturbate and reminisce about 2008 but ultimately he didn't want to go there. Dankula played it right by not pushing too hard like a greedy fuckboy.

bigshot said:
I'm actually more interested in that than any other subject at this point. We've seen what's happened since Bob died. Chris is rapidly reaching the point where his daily life isn't going to be in his control any longer. This video could be used at a competency hearing, and I'm sure Chris would be happy to reiterate all of it to a court appointed shrink to validate it. We may not have access to Chris for too much longer. The 14 Branchland life will be going away and it will be replaced with a regimented, internet restricted lifestyle. We may never be able to find out what really happens there.

Right now there is an addle brained exceptional kid taking care of his addle brained demented mother. That is "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?" or "Psycho" playing out in real life. Isn't that more interesting than alternate universes populated by characters from children's TV shows?
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lol no
 
Near the end, Chris mentioned something about Ted Bundy being a Sonichu character. Was that fed to him by the same Idea Guy troll who had him give shout outs to Adam Lanza and Nicholas Cruz?
 
This interview proved to me that Chris is not being genuine about his other dimension theory. When Dankula pressed him on real details he wasn't able to provide any, he never once described a first-hand interaction with any character, and his explanation on how he gets there was wishy-washy and changed forms throughout the interview.

But I do believe that Chris thinks all black people talk like Fat Albert.
 
dacwcman68 said:
Literally every human on planet earth does that, what makes Chris doing it so special and magical that we need minute-by-minute reporting on it?
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Because a surprising(?) number of people who read the cwcki are completely dumbfounded that Chris can tie his shoes in the morning without getting arrested or pepper spraying someone. Or that he can't talk to a girl without his tongue hanging out like he's a cartoon character, with dashed lines pointed at her tits.

So someone just talking with Chris about the minutia of his daily life, would break a lot of misconceptions people have about him.

The funniest Chris is natural, true-n-honest Chris.

Still funny, but substantially different from what most people expect.
 
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