Count Dankula interviews Chris

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Since Chris thinks he physically travels to CWCville does that mean he disappears entirely from the real world during his visits? What happens if Barb needs bananas and Chris is gone jacking off ponies?
 
zap2theextreme said:
Since Chris thinks he physically travels to CWCville does that mean he disappears entirely from the real world during his visits? What happens if Barb needs bananas and Chris is gone jacking off ponies?
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She slaps Chris upside the head and tells him to stop his daydreaming and get her those fucking nanners and some more Goodwill shit.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Probably, I’m just wondering if it involved lucid dreaming (Controlled dreaming) and/or maybe inducing the hypnagogic state (The state between wake and sleeping where you can get things like sleep paralysis and audio/visual hallucinations).
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Finally, someone else explains this kinda shit. Lucid Dreaming and the Third Eye have a connection. And often times Lucid Dreaming and Astral Projection are confused with one another, but are two different phenomenon. I think its kinda likely Chris is just doing Lucid Dreaming when he claims he is Astral Projecting, because you really gotta be careful and not go to different, unwelcome planes when you do so. Lucid Dreaming is 100% safe because it takes place entirely within your brain.

I've never actually Astral Projected at all before, but I've done much reading about it and the third eye, and chakras, and lucid dreaming, and all this shit like "Top 5 Foods for Third Eye opening" and listening to Binaural Beats (but I can't fall asleep to them) for at least two years now.

The shit just relaxes you.
 
'I have a son-chu ball' (because that's clearly not a Poke-ball he painted himself)

'No, I'm not a God. A God creates everything; I only created a portion' (seriously? He created CWCville and everyone who exists in it. He is literally the God of his own universe. Dank should have asked him, if CWC is not the God of CWCville, then who is).

'Magi-Chan is alot older than you think' (according to his own comic, Magi-Chan was born at the same time as the rest of the Chaotic Combo; so he's either the same age as the rest are, or their all ancient beings).

And how quickly did CWC want to change the subject when Dankula asked about his powers and who was training him. Obviously CWC wasn't ready for that question and - thus - had no answer. 'd say it was hilarious if it wasn't so embarrassing.

Also...

CWC *is* going to Bronycon, now. I thought he couldn't afford to go.

CWC goes to Anytime Fitness. I thought he got banned from the place?

He's done with Family Guy; but Quahog is still very much part of his CWCville reality - how does that work?
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Finally, someone else explains this kinda shit. Lucid Dreaming and the Third Eye have a connection. And often times Lucid Dreaming and Astral Projection are confused with one another, but are two different phenomenon. I think its kinda likely Chris is just doing Lucid Dreaming when he claims he is Astral Projecting, because you really gotta be careful and not go to different, unwelcome planes when you do so. Lucid Dreaming is 100% safe because it takes place entirely within your brain.

I've never actually Astral Projected at all before, but I've done much reading about it and the third eye, and chakras, and lucid dreaming, and all this shit like "Top 5 Foods for Third Eye opening" and listening to Binaural Beats (but I can't fall asleep to them) for at least two years now.

The shit just relaxes you.
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The binaural beats thing is part of the reason why I’m wondering about what he means by meditating / astral projecting, binaural beats is a new agey thing we know he’s into so maybe he’s into other new age practices?

Maybe he’s came across Robert Monroe while watching his binaural beats videos or something.
 
MahFibro! said:
He's done with Family Guy; but Quahog is still very much part of his CWCville reality - how does that work?
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I got the impression that he said that "I'm done with Family Guy" [significant look] stuff because he still doesn't get satire, and still thinks FG is anti-gay, so it doesn't gel with his new, pro-SLGBTQ+ views.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Finally, someone else explains this kinda shit. Lucid Dreaming and the Third Eye have a connection. And often times Lucid Dreaming and Astral Projection are confused with one another, but are two different phenomenon. I think its kinda likely Chris is just doing Lucid Dreaming when he claims he is Astral Projecting, because you really gotta be careful and not go to different, unwelcome planes when you do so. Lucid Dreaming is 100% safe because it takes place entirely within your brain.

I've never actually Astral Projected at all before, but I've done much reading about it and the third eye, and chakras, and lucid dreaming, and all this shit like "Top 5 Foods for Third Eye opening" and listening to Binaural Beats (but I can't fall asleep to them) for at least two years now.

The shit just relaxes you.
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do we really need to bring chakras into this?

he's playing make-believe

except he's 36yo instead of 8
 
I gotta agree with @Marvin, Chris in his natural element, where he feels comfortable, is the best and funniest Chris, and this interview nicely encapsulates why that is.

Also holy shit did the resident A-Log population come out of the fucking woodwork on this one. Christ.
 
This was one of the more "touching" pieces of chris that I know of.

I mean, he still sounds like a shit smearing, defunct lore machine, but he was genuine.

Godspeed you magnificent C.H.U.D boy
 
Snuckening said:
I got the impression that he said that "I'm done with Family Guy" [significant look] stuff because he still doesn't get satire, and still thinks FG is anti-gay, so it doesn't gel with his new, pro-SLGBTQ+ views.
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SLGBTQ?

So, is 'Sonichu' a sexual identity, now? FFS *facepalm*

Edit: Was corrected - 'S' stands for 'straight'. Though given how CWC tries to apply Sonichu to everything in his life, is it that much of a stretch to assume he'd try to somehow attach it to LGBTQ?
 
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MahFibro! said:
Considering CWC tries to apply Sonichu to everything in his life, can you honestly blame me for thinking the 'S' stood for Sonichu?
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imo Sonichu is really not that important to him anymore, MLP and shit succeeded it long ago. It's only cause fans demand Sonichu and it makes him money he has interest in it all.

Even in this interview he talks about Springfield and Quahog with the same enthusiasm as cwcville.
 
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