Count Dankula

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  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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I'm sure Dankula explained why he wanted this divorce kept private and he probably did have the interest of the kids in mind but I really don't see why Sue felt the need to make this public despite that unless she wants to cause drama or to make it known that she's available on the dating market.
She wants ass pats from random strangers, it's that simple. If she really needed to "get it off her chest" then she'd tell her pals not the fucking internet.

I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man
Closet fags. Porn can fuck you up in a lot of ways but it's not going to turn you into a homo unless you already secretly were one.
 
She wants ass pats from random strangers, it's that simple. If she really needed to "get it off her chest" then she'd tell her pals not the fucking internet.
I know this might be hard for a a kiwi poster to understand but most people, especially women, have a broad range of friend groups, and absolutely none of them prefer the "let me have this same divorce conversation 20+ times" route. A blanket statement cuts out the vast majority of all the immediate followup of other women trying to pry into the situation and asking details and shit if they were told the news in a one-on-one conversation.
 
I know this might be hard for a a kiwi poster to understand but most people, especially women, have a broad range of friend groups, and absolutely none of them prefer the "let me have this same divorce conversation 20+ times" route. A blanket statement cuts out the vast majority of all the immediate followup of other women trying to pry into the situation and asking details and shit if they were told the news in a one-on-one conversation.
Aka. "Asspats from random strangers". Why do you pretend to disagree?
 
Aka. "Asspats from random strangers". Why do you pretend to disagree?
Because you're being autistic as fuck and I do disagree? She has her own youtube channel and online friends from that. Normies, especially women, will always choose to consider people they like 'friends' regardless of how often they talk or how physically close they are to them.

Sure, the type of friend you meet often in real life will be 'closer' but this whole "nobody online can ever be a REAL friend and are basically just random strangers" is autistic, terminally online thinking that will never be considered normal no matter how much you want to gnaw and gnash your teeth to try to manifest it into being.

Trying to explain basic human interaction and friendship dynamics isn't something I'm particularly interested in continuing to do.
 
I know this might be hard for a a kiwi poster to understand but most people, especially women, have a broad range of friend groups, and absolutely none of them prefer the "let me have this same divorce conversation 20+ times" route. A blanket statement cuts out the vast majority of all the immediate followup of other women trying to pry into the situation and asking details and shit if they were told the news in a one-on-one conversation.
My nigga she deliberately chose to put out a public statement on fucking twitter. The only reason you do that is for attention, if it was meant to head off a lot of prying questions then she's a window licker because it does the exact opposite. She could have sent out a message in her private group chats or on her private social media but she choose publicity. This would do absolutely fuck all to stop all the messages she's going to get asking for details. You also realise you're on kiwifarms too lad so glass houses and all that.

Because you're being autistic as fuck and I do disagree? She has her own youtube channel and online friends from that. Normies, especially women, will always choose to consider people they like 'friends' regardless of how often they talk or how physically close they are to them.
That changes nothing. If they are such good friends she'll be in a private group with them which she could have used to break the news.

Trying to explain basic human interaction and friendship dynamics isn't something I'm particularly interested in continuing to do.
Then don't. No one is forcing you to post your (wrong) opinion here.
 
Pron is cucked.
Women pron is when they are called "you are strong and Independent, kweeeeeen"
Women them stop sleepin with chubby hubby.
Chubby hubby gets annoyed but is repeatedly cucked by future single mom.
Instead of using belt like mighty muslim or even go full nigger, he quietly vanish into his mancave, where the
vast world of online games and soy oozing fetish parks await him.
Mommy told him only to retreat, don't be a bad boy or you're literally Hitler.
Be nice and neat especially when strangers appear, you don't want Mommy to be ashamed about you, right?
Woman will fuck Chad and still annoyed by husband. His pron induced Low T behavior will get her the ick. No amount of simping will fix the relationship from now on.
Man will get more frustrated and try to meet with tinder sluts.
Tinder sluts all go for chad and not for balding dad bod havers.
Frustrated man will buy toys, one day the toys wont be enough and the act with a twink will happen.
One more white couple destroyed and the children atomized and traumatized.

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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
 
My nigga she deliberately chose to put out a public statement on fucking twitter. The only reason you do that is for attention, if it was meant to head off a lot of prying questions then she's a window licker because it does the exact opposite. She could have sent out a message in her private group chats or on her private social media but she choose publicity. This would do absolutely fuck all to stop all the messages she's going to get asking for details. You also realise you're on kiwifarms too lad so glass houses and all that.


That changes nothing. If they are such good friends she'll be in a private group with them which she could have used to break the news.


Then don't. No one is forcing you to post your (wrong) opinion here.
Mate you sound like a virgin. Why would she not put it on Twitter? Why would she not want as many people who interact with her as possible to know she's no longer married?

Dankula expecting his ex-wife to publically play along was completely retarded, 3 weeks was more than enough time. There's no reason at all the kids should be affected by her statement, outside of autists trying to invent drama from a completely normal situation.
 
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Closet fags. Porn can fuck you up in a lot of ways but it's not going to turn you into a homo unless you already secretly were one.
This has been happening for how many years now and you still don't get it. Being gay is a fetish. When you are so fucked up on sissy tranny gooner furry STD corruption scat porn you stop finding the opposite sex attractive anymore because your brain is falling out of your head. But no. Get it twisted, all of these teenagers coming out of the woodwork after having been groomed by sissy tranny gooner furries who have STDs and like corruption scat porn were just 'totally gay all along guys uwu~!'
 
Dankula expecting his ex-wife to publically play along was completely retarded, 3 weeks was more than enough time. There's no reason at all the kids should be affected by her statement, outside of autists trying to invent drama from a completely normal situation.
Funnily enough the people creating the largest amounts of drama ITT are the types screeching about him being a tranny fucker, accusing him of cheating on her, and implying that asking her to keep the divorce private is somehow abusive or unfair/manipulative towards her when she herself says she doesn't want it to affect the kids. Literally more than half of this entire thread is just people posting shit like that now.
 
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
spent a good 3-4 minutes laughing at this - thanks.
 
Mate you sound like a virgin. Why would she not put it on Twitter? Why would she not want as many people who interact with her as possible to know she's no longer married?
Not that it matters but I'm married you goon. Hmm let me see, why wouldn't you want a bunch of internet autists to know about your personal life? Especially people who are attracted to your ex-husband's brand of edgy humour. I'm sure there's absolutely zero consequences to needing attention from people you don't even know. It would be bad enough if there were no kids involved but no she has to air her dirty knickers on the internet. Why would she *need* to post it? It's simple either she needs the attention it brings or she's trying to get shagged. Neither option is good.

There's no reason at all the kids should be affected by her statement, outside of autists trying to invent drama from a completely normal situation.
Are you genuinely retarded or just new to the internet? Take a look at literally any thread on this very website that involves someone with kids and you'll see why her bringing undue attention to your private life is a terrible idea. They are a pair of spastics who should know better than exposing their kids to the internet as it is because of the amount of parasocial maniacs out there.
 
foids are completely nigger/chad property.
You're really weird.

Back on topic, honestly not surprised at the Dank situation given he's admitted he's into weird shit. In my experience, most women want a normal, stable guy who won't spend 12 hours a day online in his mancave. It's easy to keep a woman and it's about not being a fucking sperg. His missus also seemed like a loss though so they were probably doomed from the start, sad for the kids tbh.
 
The most obvious explanation for why Suzanne announced the separation on social media:

She films her wee youtube videos in the kitchen. She intends to continue being a youtuber. She's no longer living in the family home, so it will be obvious as fuck the next time she uploads a video that she's living somewhere else, due to the different kitchen.
So that she doesn't get every comment being "omg did you move where r u" and having to explain many times that actually she has left her man and is now renting somewhere, she has owned up to the separation and won't have to explain anything any further.

There's a lot of mental assumptions in this thread that all wives who leave are spending 24/7 seething and plotting complicated revenge on the guy they just dumped. When a wife leaves, it is because she is fucking done. She is not up all night seething and obsessing about the ex. She already binned him, moved on, walked away, it's over. Up all night worrying about money, aye that's fair enough, but this 'she is trying to rrrrrruin himmmmm' when his child support is what is going to keep Sadie and Morag fed? That's not happening.
 
This has been happening for how many years now and you still don't get it. Being gay is a fetish. When you are so fucked up on sissy tranny gooner furry STD corruption scat porn you stop finding the opposite sex attractive anymore because your brain is falling out of your head. But no. Get it twisted, all of these teenagers coming out of the woodwork after having been groomed by sissy tranny gooner furries who have STDs and like corruption scat porn were just 'totally gay all along guys uwu~!'
No people are gay because of the parasites in their assholes altering their brain and stomach chemistry.

(Until someone actually fucking tests that 4chan theory with de worm meds that's my belief and I'm sticking to it)
 
Not that it matters but I'm married you goon. Hmm let me see, why wouldn't you want a bunch of internet autists to know about your personal life? Especially people who are attracted to your ex-husband's brand of edgy humour. I'm sure there's absolutely zero consequences to needing attention from people you don't even know. It would be bad enough if there were no kids involved but no she has to air her dirty knickers on the internet. Why would she *need* to post it? It's simple either she needs the attention it brings or she's trying to get shagged. Neither option is good.


Are you genuinely retarded or just new to the internet? Take a look at literally any thread on this very website that involves someone with kids and you'll see why her bringing undue attention to your private life is a terrible idea. They are a pair of spastics who should know better than exposing their kids to the internet as it is because of the amount of parasocial maniacs out there.

I'm genuinely amazed you are married, so fair play.

2 internet personalities trying to pretend they are still in a relationship to the rest of the world is absolutely retarded. "We're protecting the kids" lmfao :story:
 
I’m genuinely confused. Is pornography really so strong that it’s turning these otherwise stable straight men into raging faggots? Or were they always gay and just now realizing it?
Because dankula is far from the first guy to fuck up his marriage by fucking trannies and baffling to me because you couldn’t force me at gunpoint to fuck a man
A lot of men's sexuality is situational, whatever is close and convenient, they'll be sexually attracted to it, e.g. porn and being prison/military gay. The whole porn addiction to tranny fucker pipeline just proves the whole "born this way" stuff is a crock of shit. Men's sexuality can be easily changed with the right type of sexual stimulation.
 
2 internet personalities trying to pretend they are still in a relationship to the rest of the world is absolutely retarded. "We're protecting the kids" lmfao :story:
This is the actual retarded bit. I get wanting people to stay out of your business but we're talking about two public figures, effectively.
It's literally what religious folk do when they secretly separate and then attend every public event together while ignoring the other's existence lmao
 
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A lot of men's sexuality is situational, whatever is close and convenient, they'll be sexually attracted to it, e.g. porn and being prison/military gay. The whole porn addiction to tranny fucker pipeline just proves the whole "born this way" stuff is a crock of shit. Men's sexuality can be easily changed with the right type of sexual stimulation.

Some men.

Military and Boarding school gay happen more commonly because the males in those circumstances tend to be younger, at a peak of raging hormones and in a macho environment with a degree of sexualization.

I think it might have been Boris Johnson who remarked something on the lines of we all feared that we wouldn’t be ones the “Eton phase” didn’t end.

Basically they consider it ok to have a few milk races and mutual wanking, but carrying on once you can go and pick up some commoner girls or a horse faced cousin is shameful.

Prison can be similar, but from what I have heard from ex Lags from the UK, gay sex is there if you want it. But if you don’t you can keep your head down and unless some gay rapist takes a liking to you, you can nearly always avoid it.
Plus a key difference is that UK prisons, pretty much no one is in for life, so they know they can at the very worst buy a hooker the day they get out. Many men can hang on without giving in to a bit of rough trade knowing that.

In US prisons with a lot more men knowing that they are going to die in prison, it’s said to be more common for them to just accept that the best they can hope for is a skinny guy with cool aid on his lips.

This porn addiction to tranny pipeline is a different effect however. It is related, but it seems to be born from a self imposed thinking they will die a virgin.

While I know prostitutes are a controversial solution, a bit of distigmatization around buying sex could l help at least a reasonable number of these guys.
 
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