Count Dankula

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

his new look reminds me of the bossman

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I do like the irony that Sue made one neutral, public announcement of divorce and sweet fuck all after it and was accused of being a BPD chaos master looking to ruin his life, while he's made half a dozen vague bait comments throughout his videos since and no one says shit.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

I like his content and I hope he can find a happy life. I hope his girls can get a decent life and relationship with their parents.

He might be devolving behind the scenes, but I hope that he just going through troubles and rolling with the punches.

 

[FedPostalService]

I do like the irony that Sue made one neutral, public announcement of divorce and sweet fuck all after it and was accused of being a BPD chaos master looking to ruin his life, while he's made half a dozen vague bait comments throughout his videos since and no one says shit.

That’s because most of us have had a bpd whore in our life at one stage and thank our lucky stars we were smart enough not to marry her and feel nothing but sympathy

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I like how his apology for the beard shave was so sincere and heartfelt, like if a politician was caught cheating on his wife

, but something drastic must have happened.

quitting smoking is a tough feat and always leads to the person doing it to lash out, quitting smoking has led to more relationships ending than cheating.

Pretty sure that 95% of the cases, the only reason a husband wants a divorce is either the women cheated on the guy or the guy has terminal selfishness and cooming.

And in my opinion, the day after thanksgiving is one of the busiest shopping days of the year. Oh wow really, if a man wants a divorce its either his fault or the woman's in 95% of cases?

 

[Super Malario]

He makes a joke in the same video about having to hire a lot of lawyers right now, presumably about the divorce.
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Video from the 13th:
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Just go bald at that point holy shit

 

[Mr. Manchester]

In the second Song of Fire and Ice book Tyrian catches Grand Maester Pycelle's efforts to be a corrupt asshole and confronts him by having his goons forcefully shave off his beard, which he was very proud of. After that every time that character showed up in the book the first thing whatever point of view character notices is that his beard isn't growing back to it's former glory and how he now looks like a sad old man instead of the proud aged scholar he once was.

I haven't thought of Game of Thrones stuff in a long time since the show gave away the ending to the series in the most retarded way possible and fatass won't write his fucking book.

Weird that it popped into my head just now...

 

[Nick Obre]

I think this much is evident because a few days before Sue announced it, she posted about how proud she was of Dank for quitting smoking and, I believe, that she loved him. That's why I believe the "growing apart" thing is shite. Maybe he didn't exactly fuck a tranny, but something drastic must have happened.

He's been slightly more critical of trannies since the divorce announcement, so I was thinking maybe Sue was the one actually sympathetic to them, maybe she has a troon friend or something, and Marcus was just playing nice for her sake. Maybe he's more based than he appears to be.

But then I saw his chin and I'm like nah he's not.

Tho I'll agree with one thing, must be fucking nice

I do like the irony that Sue made one neutral, public announcement of divorce and sweet fuck all after it and was accused of being a BPD chaos master looking to ruin his life, while he's made half a dozen vague bait comments throughout his videos since and no one says shit.

His comments (to my knowledge) have been "I'm single now, I should get in shape" and "Sounds nice, staying together for life".

She announced it publicly on social media, seemingly in a one-sided manner, and (if I recall correctly) making the distinction of calling the kids "MY children".

I may be biased but I think he's been more classy about it than she.

 

[Slav Power]

RIP Beard - March 30th 2017 Livestream
I pulled his entire main channel back in 2019 so I have a bunch of deleted tidbits like this archived, including the OG pug video when it got reinstated for a short while

 

[The Noticer]

Dank fucked up shaving and he looks like an alcoholic baby.
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He looks like a pooner

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Dank fucked up shaving and he looks like an alcoholic baby.
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Bossman Jack is looking rough. Don't do drugs kids.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Dank fucked up shaving and he looks like an alcoholic baby.
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He unironically looks better this way, as long as he doesn't take off the hat of course

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He looks better without the pubey neckbeard.

 

[Sargon_poster]

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

He unironically looks better this way, as long as he doesn't take off the hat of course

Honestly, he should just shave his head at this point.

 

[Belmont]

Without the beard he reminds me of Onslow from Keeping up Appearances.

 

[Jex]

Ouch. The beard was carrying him. He has that alcoholic pedo uncle look now.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Dank fucked up shaving and he looks like an alcoholic baby.
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You might not like it but that's what peak scottish performance looks like.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Dank fucked up shaving and he looks like an alcoholic baby.
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First the wife, then the beard.

That’s rough.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

First the wife, then the beard.

Same thing.