Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
In his most recent video, Dank quoted a poem which Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, wrote to his wife, Queen Elizabeth II. You might have heard of these people. Dank went on to remark that they made their marriage work 'till death did them part. "Must be fucking nice" was the comment.

I'm guessing the divorce wasn't his idea.

 
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I'm guessing the divorce wasn't his idea.
I think this much is evident because a few days before Sue announced it, she posted about how proud she was of Dank for quitting smoking and, I believe, that she loved him. That's why I believe the "growing apart" thing is shite. Maybe he didn't exactly fuck a tranny, but something drastic must have happened.
 
pressing F for the beard

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Pretty sure that 95% of the cases, the only reason a husband wants a divorce is either the women cheated on the guy or the guy has terminal selfishness and cooming.
its 70% but half of that is the man basically guiding womans hand to file for divorce either cheating, or just plain strait up him moving to anothers woman house, or refusing to do shit around the house and basically making his wife single mom in every way but in name only.

Anyway half of the time wife cheated the other half is other woman or wanting an upgrade and he can do better than her, or wife didnt touch his pee pee the way he wants right after shitting out a whole watermelon. Top three reasons I have gotten from men.
 
Did his divorce lead to implosion, or business as usual?
he seems to be burrying himself in work

on his second channel count dankula electric bogalloo he pumps out 2 videos every day used to be 2 to 4 videos a week. But honestly its the past two weeks and it might be connected with the british summer of peace and love so he is trying to grift.

He seems at least his face slimmed up a bit. He used to be very bloated .
 
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