Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
At about 1:25:00 he tells the story of the one time he saw Sue get mad in public.
Now I ain't saying this is related, but it's still funny as hell that it was because femboys were hitting on him :story:
If you can’t even put your foot down when a bunch of degenerate fans clearly make your wife uncomfortable I can see why Sue wanted the divorce. She’s abhorrent for publicising it but that kettle’s been boiling a long time
 
@FedPostalService They are always unable to have babies until you think that is true, then BAM, well what a surprise. I guess she can after all!

Maybe Count Dankula swimmers had given up all hope after spending too much time up the wrong bussy. Maybe Mr. Dankula's sperm and Mrs. Dankula's ovum were caught in constant social-political battles.

But the moment you are sure it can't happen, it will.
 
Maybe Count Dankula swimmers had given up all hope after spending too much time up the wrong bussy. Maybe Mr. Dankula's sperm and Mrs. Dankula's ovum were caught in constant social-political battles.
Isn't he a chubby, drug using, drinking sedentary guy? I don't even think it's that complicated why his swimmers might be slow lol.
 
The split/divorce was brought up on his podcast with Quaterpounder and Bearing today. The stress is making him lose weight apparently and he is trying to get a hair transplant before he has to start dating again lol

He seethed too about the trap shit and said it was just a /pol/ meme and if it was true then he thinks Sue would have tweeted that out
 
He seethed too about the trap shit and said it was just a /pol/ meme and if it was true then he thinks Sue would have tweeted that out
Does anyone else remember the good old days when you could joke about things and there wasn’t an army of internet autists who thought every word that was typed out was true?
 
He seethed too about the trap shit and said it was just a /pol/ meme and if it was true then he thinks Sue would have tweeted that out
A few years ago it was "not a meme" according to him. Maybe he was bullshitting then, maybe he is trying to save face now.

Sue removing him from her intro kinda hurts, not gonna lie (:_(
 
The split/divorce was brought up on his podcast with Quaterpounder and Bearing today. The stress is making him lose weight apparently and he is trying to get a hair transplant before he has to start dating again lol

He seethed too about the trap shit and said it was just a /pol/ meme and if it was true then he thinks Sue would have tweeted that out
Clips below. There were 2 times this got brought up. The first is about the divorce specifically, where Dank denies unequivocally the "banged a troon" theory. The second is about trap shit being an edgy meme in general.
Spoilered are the 30-second versions with just the denials themselves without broader context.




 
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