Count Dankula

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  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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I like Dankula, even before the nazi salute stuff he was always the most approachable and down to earth guy, I remember returning home from highschool and going on the Encyclopedia Dramatica official discord server (there was saudi arabian schizo at the time that was the server lolcow and I loved laughing at him)

Woke the internet destroys everything


Arab skitzo thread when? 🙃
 
Woke the internet destroys everything


Arab skitzo thread when? 🙃
He would go on about how the Saudi royal family was Jewish and stuff and he would obsessively post conspiracy infographics and threaten to end his life because the Saudi prince was Jewish and raped kids and that he himself was a child rape victim of the Saudi royal family, everyone around the Ed discord sever around the 2018 era will remember him, I remember trying to ping dankula on the general channel so he could chime in and I got kicked by the jannies for it, discord jannies are the lowest lifeform.

We would make fun of him on VC and make him delete his account and come back the day after on a new account,

I thought It was quite novel and funny at the time, little did I know basically every Saudi is a welfare monkey that believes the same excact conspiracies.
 
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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What I find extra stupid is the fact she felt the need to announce it on twitter of all things. Don't you have friends and family to talk to? That should be sufficient for getting it off your chest.
Or am I missing something, does she have any real presence on the internet outside of 'Dankula's (ex)wife'?
 
At about 1:25:00 he tells the story of the one time he saw Sue get mad in public.
Now I ain't saying this is related, but it's still funny as hell that it was because femboys were hitting on him :story:
He acts shocked by it too which is retarded. If I constantly lean into the joke I'm an internet racist I can't acted shocked when someone comes up and starts spouting slurs in my presence. Same with him and the femboy shit. I don't blame Sue in the slightest for getting angry about it. It must be a total red neck at the best of times being attached to him without a bunch of men in dresses accosting you in public.

Shit like this is why don't believe they just grew apart. Maybe it wasn't Dank fucking a tranny, but I think something drastic happened and they're just staying quiet about it to avoid drama.
To be fair things could've been fucked for a while and some small thing was the straw that broke the camel's back. Not everything has to be some huge drama, though it'd be a whole lot funnier if it was down to his latent poofery.

Its not retarded if it keeps working.
Exactly. It might drive me mad but I can't blame someone for using a fucked up system to their benefit.
 
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What I find extra stupid is the fact she felt the need to announce it on twitter of all things. Don't you have friends and family to talk to? That should be sufficient for getting it off your chest.
She's got a fairly successful YouTube account of her own, and a parasocial relationship with your viewers goes both ways.
 
I'm all for not bashing her for releasing that tweet but to call her channel "fairly successful" is quite the stretch. She averages 3k views a video and 15k views a month.

Her estimated yearly earnings are between $45 to $700.
She definitely does it more as a hobby than a way to make a living that's obvious. She doesn't need the cash anyway as she'll get full custody of the weans and Markus will need to keep her in the style she's become accustomed to. No judge is going to even think of giving him shared custody.
 
Really the whole "who's fault it is" will be entirely dependent on who's gonna go out with another person first and what kind of person it will be.

I'll still bet on the wife in the close month coming out with the most common abusing low life person possible.
 
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I'm all for not bashing her for releasing that tweet but to call her channel "fairly successful" is quite the stretch.
Huh. I could have sworn she gets more views than that, but I haven't watched her content in a while. Then again, I think my point still stands.
 
Scottish courts, not American.

He will be expected to financially support the kids, but not automatically her.

I go a bit more into detail about it earlier in the thread.
I didn't mean he'd be paying her aliment specifically, rather that child support will more than cover her and the kids. He's got no chance in hell of getting shared custody so she'll be keeping the kids full time no doubt which means he'll pay enough for the kids + her. His income is way higher than Sue's so if she did want to be a cunt and take it to court he'd get fucked big time. No judge in all the land is going to side with the big, bad nazi who taught his dog to be racist. Hell they'd probably try and bar him access to his kids if it goes that way. He knows he's got to play it sweet or he's humped. I wonder if that's why he didn't want the news coming out. I can bet Sue's dms are full of parasocial nutters telling her to fleece him for all he's worth.

Our courts are just as bad as yank ones when it comes to treating dad's like shit so he better pray it doesn't go that way.
 
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He's got no chance in hell of getting shared custody so she'll be keeping the kids full time no doubt which means he'll pay enough for the kids + her.

Why exactly?

He has a criminal record sure, but it’s not like he was convicted for raping kids on livestream, armed robbery or anything that would cause serious concern for a judge.

There are former couples where the father is a serial offender who still has a custody arrangement, these days the priority is keeping kids out of care rather than making an example of misbehaving fathers.

Regarding the Nazi pug, Family Judges are not going to fully give a fuck about what was clearly a prank which went horribly wrong for Markus.
Especially as this happened before they went to serious effort to conceive.

His income is way higher than Sue's so if she did want to be a cunt and take it to court he'd get fucked big time.
Maybe, but that would depend on him being uncooperative.
If he is not agreeable to her terms it will go through other processes before courts.
She will have to have a good explanation as to why she can’t work or whatever.
As I said a while back, her best explanation is being a stay at home mother and childcare issues.
If Markus offers to step in or provide childcare, it weakens her demands.
He will have to feed the kids and house them and whatnot. Granted she may be able to game it so he pays for a home for them, but these days it’s not so easy for the woman to point at a 6 bedroom house with a massive garden and say “that or nothing”.
If he is refused any kind of custody, it also actually gives him leeway to pay less support.

Its not a case of Sue can just show up at court and the judge will grant her 100k a month and writing the cheque is the only contact he is allowed.

A lot of these fathers for justice cases are situations where the father was a young hothead and despite being given chances was not able to keep up with an arrangement.
Sometimes it’s not actual criminal records, but a combination of mental health issues and consistent resulting irresponsibility.

Family courts really try to do anything that they can to keep families as intact and parental relationships as stable as possible.

Maybe Sue will go out of her way to be a bitch and maybe Markus will decide, fuck that wench and her squalling brats, and start shooting heroin on stream while sucking off Finnster on only fans, while denying that the kids are his.

But until that happens he has a good chance of resolving this without getting reamed by the courts.
 
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