Count Dankula

[Not 6 Foot]

10 years ago was 2014, not 1957.

Yes. And?

"Hurrdurr you're just contrarians."
Fuck off, kike.

Too close to home?

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Staying together "for the kids" doesn't benefit anyone and sets everyone up to suffer because you're too scared to leave your shitty relationship that ran its course ages ago. Divorcing your partner and having a few difficult chats with your mutual children and maybe getting them to counseling to help them process a confusing yet necessary change is probably a better route than forcing your kids to grow up in a hostile household where you and your coomer degen husband openly resent one another. Raise your children in peace however you need to do it, even if it means dumping your daughter's creepy red-pilled troonlover father. How the fuck are you going to have a whole ass family and act like you've never been fucking laid?

 

[Thé au lait]

At about 1:25:00 he tells the story of the one time he saw Sue get mad in public.
Now I ain't saying this is related, but it's still funny as hell that it was because femboys were hitting on him

 

[Gas Grass Or Ass]

Staying together "for the kids" doesn't benefit anyone and sets everyone up to suffer because you're too scared to leave your shitty relationship that ran its course ages ago. Divorcing your partner and having a few difficult chats with your mutual children and maybe getting them to counseling to help them process a confusing yet necessary change is probably a better route than forcing your kids to grow up in a hostile household where you and your coomer degen husband openly resent one another. Raise your children in peace however you need to do it, even if it means dumping your daughter's creepy red-pilled troonlover father. How the fuck are you going to have a whole ass family and act like you've never been fucking laid?

Depends also on how both parents manage the divorce and the motivations behind it. No two divorces are equal.

Saw one guy whose mom and dad divorced while he was an adult and his younger brothers were in their teens. Both parents told the kids that they don't want anyone to take sides and worked out arrangements to make sure that they're well paid attention to and the finances make sense. The mom refused to fleece dad for all his money, and when the dad fell into trouble, she stepped up a bit more to compensate so he can focus more on dealing with his troubles for a while until things were set straight.

It wasn't the most amicable divorce ever, but both of them were perfectly in agreement that they'll make every effort to make sure it affects their children as little as possible. There's no such thing as a clean divorce, but as far as they go, this one was about the best-case scenario you can hope for.

On the other hand, I've seen divorces where the mom was the "Abuser In Chief" of the kids and she would fleece the dad then cut off his access (illegally) to the kids because she knew it would hurt him, then brag about it thinking I wouldn't just throw her out of a New Year's party I was hosting.

Somehow, Sue doesn't strike me as the latter. Most people aren't. Nor are most people the former, either. These are two extreme cases and optimistic me likes to think most people are closer to the former or at least try to be.

The typical case I've seen in divorces is where both parties try to pull what they can in their own advantage and even though they don't admit it (probably because they themselves don't even realize it), the kids are a slight afterthought. I mean, it's not that they don't care about the kids. It's more that they get horse blinders from the divorce proceedings because all attention is focused on the two parties divorcing. There's necessarily a "let's get past this crisis and at least get something out of it" mentality. The thing is, this may very heavily negatively affect the mental health of their kids in ways you can't even begin to predict, not even necessarily through any fault of the parents themselves save for the irresponsibility of creating a flawed foundation upon which they'd grow up in the first place.

 

[Old Man's Ice cream]

Does anyone have the pic of Dank lying in the sex dungeon bed taken by a tranny?

 

[Brigadoom]

The main issue is that due to decades of brainwashing people forgot that the reason for marriage is primarily long time survival rather than love. As cynical as it is, people change and even if you love someone now, in a decade they would change in both looks and personality (to a lesser extent hopefully). The family unit is better to handle crisis involving a family member as you have at least another people to help. Of course, today you have government plans to help, but that won't last long with welfare being a ponzi scheme. There's a reason why commies always want to subvert the family unit, and that is the ability to make people dependent on the system (and abuse kids).

There's definitely relationships out there that pass the test of time but your not wrong in what you're saying. I honestly think the reason so many fail is for the simple fact that people are too quick to jump into marriage without thinking things through or at least testing the waters first. I've saw people who have got married before they even tried to live together first so how the fuck can you take that huge next step without even knowing that you can tolerate staying in the same damn house. You've got to be careful when it comes to each person's families, when you want kids, how will you raise them and so on. In my personal experience those people who didn't do any of this end up divorced very fucking fast.

I had elocution lessons at school. Not enough to turn me into Joanna Lumley, but enough so that I sound like Kirsty Wark. Most people I know, I met after I had been made to talk proper, so on the rare occasions folk hear me code switch into Janey Godley they just about shit themselves.

Very posh! I've been good mates with a yank for years now so I sort've honed my voice through them. It was fortunate as it's pretty essential if you ever plan on dealing with anyone from England or North America as you'll know yourself. I do love that "what the fuck" reaction you get once you let your proper voice come out. Mind you it can be a bastard at times too, sometimes you just want to talk natural without worrying about putting your posh voice on. Luckily I've rubbed off on my close relationships so I can be pretty natural most of the time.

Does anyone have the pic of Dank lying in the sex dungeon bed taken by a tranny?

Spoiler: Absolutely Haram

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Yes. And?

And your example or argument is retarded, everyone was tired of tatted up SuicideGirls by 2014, none of us would have been actively bitching about some made up "religious folks" for not liking tattoos, if those folks even existed by 2014.

 

[Bridget]

At about 1:25:00 he tells the story of the one time he saw Sue get mad in public.
Now I ain't saying this is related, but it's still funny as hell that it was because femboys were hitting on him

All the expected comments of not understanding the scots dialect are still so amusing.

 

[Foltest]

New Mad lad video on the most mad lad of them all.
book tip, read Adrian Carton De Wiart book Happy Odessey that he wrote.
His life story is fucking nuts.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Dear leader missed out on TheQuartering lore about Dankula.

How Hambly upon the birth of the 1st child found the age of consent and posted 'start the timer boys'. The next version of what happened needs to mention Hambly's "Wisconsin Beard" status and wanting to bang a teen so no wonder Sue is 'growing apart' from such people.

 

[geek_bait]

What happened in those 4 days!?

 

[Thé au lait]

What happened in those 4 days!?

"Nuh uh you don't know she caught him balls-deep in a man!"

 

[Dwarf Lord]

She said he was an inspiration to anyone who wants to quit smoking cigarettes, she said nothing about being an inspiration of quitting smoking cock.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

What happened in those 4 days!?

She found out how he kept that with a different kind of oral fixation

 

[Inco G. Nito]

What happened in those 4 days!?

Umm... Obviously they put the entire four days aside and had a very heartfelt longwinded level headed discussion about their future, the future of their children, the nature of their relationship and marriage, and where this was all going. They are adults, they are going to make rational and well weighed decisions. It just didn't work out.

 

[Adolf Kotler]

Barely any couples stay together these days. Beardmeatsfood and his fat missus broke up too a while back.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Staying together "for the kids" doesn't benefit anyone and sets everyone up to suffer because you're too scared to leave your shitty relationship that ran its course ages ago. Divorcing your partner and having a few difficult chats with your mutual children and maybe getting them to counseling to help them process a confusing yet necessary change is probably a better route than forcing your kids to grow up in a hostile household where you and your coomer degen husband openly resent one another. Raise your children in peace however you need to do it, even if it means dumping your daughter's creepy red-pilled troonlover father. How the fuck are you going to have a whole ass family and act like you've never been fucking laid?

Retarded take. End no fault Divorce.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

What happened in those 4 days!?

I like Dankula, even before the nazi salute stuff he was always the most approachable and down to earth guy, I remember returning home from highschool and going on the Encyclopedia Dramatica official discord server (there was saudi arabian schizo at the time that was the server lolcow and I loved laughing at him)
I remember seeing Dankula and he was just another guy on the userlist I DMed about stuff involving his videos and he would always respond.

Over half a decade later his channel blew up big time, and even though i don't keep up with youtube anymore, I actually overheard my normie boomer father playing one of his madlads videos last xmass.

With all that said, don't get with a girl that has an active discord/popular twitter account, this is such a big mistake internet microcelebs do, ideally you shouldn't even let the bitch know you have an online audience she can tap into for free attention, much like that bitch does in that screenshot.

I wouldn't doubt there was some undercover liberal tranny/faggot that disguised as a dankula fan, and befriended that shehulk, every time dankula's wife would confide to them about relationship issues on discord DMs the liberal troons would poison her ear and telling her to break up and stuff.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

I like Dankula, even before the nazi salute stuff he was always the most approachable and down to earth guy, I remember returning home from highschool and going on the Encyclopedia Dramatica official discord server (there was saudi arabian schizo at the time that was the server lolcow and I loved laughing at him)
I remember seeing Dankula and he was just another guy on the userlist I DMed about stuff involving his videos and he would always respond.

Over half a decade later his channel blew up big time, and even though i don't keep up with youtube anymore, I actually overheard my normie boomer father playing one of his madlads videos last xmass.

With all that said, don't get with a girl that has an active discord/popular twitter account, this is such a big mistake internet microcelebs do, ideally you shouldn't even let the bitch know you have an online audience she can tap into for free attention, much like that bitch does in that screenshot.

I wouldn't doubt there was some undercover liberal tranny/faggot that disguised as a dankula fan, and befriended that shehulk, every time dankula's wife would confide to them about relationship issues on discord DMs the liberal troons would poison her ear and telling her to break up and stuff.

 

[Voyeur]

Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell.

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